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I AM A PROPHET and I prophesy Title: 2016 in Bible Prophecy It is time once again to make my annual predictions as I have done since 1992. Unlike Jean Dixon's, et al, mine are based on prophecies of Jesus and all come true. Though sometimes, I will admit, I am ahead of God's timetable by a year or two. We are the generation that lives in very exciting times and also very perilous times to behold. The seven last plagues are being poured out as the Revelation unfolds. 1. The plague of unsightly and often deadly skin cancer will be around again, Among Aryans, especially those who worship the image of suntanned skin (Rev. 16:1-2) 2. Tides the color of a dead man's blood will again appear throughout every sea, And cause billions of fish to cease to be (Rev. 16:3) 3. Algae and pollution and brain-eating amoebas will appear in rivers and lakes, Making the earth's fresh water unsafe to intake (Rev. 16:4-7) 4. It will be another record-setting hot year, Adding high seas and heat strokes to things to fear (Rev. 16:8-9) 5. The darkness of atheism will increase, and men will gnaw their tongues and blaspheme God Almighty Because of strange new diseases in their body (Rev. 16:10-11) 6. The battle of Ar Mageddon has begun, When the Euphrates was dry on 9/11. It will escalate in 2016, both abroad in Syria and Iraq, And at home when Muslim immigrants stage a Paris-style attack. (Rev. 16:12-21) 7. The Good News is, the last face of Satan will soon be so soundly defeated (by a coalition of 24 nations that drop exceedingly great hail) That He wont be heard from again for a millennial. It begins in 2016 when a 24th Christian nation, Montenegro, Will be added to the coalition called NATO. (see Rev. 4:4, 16:21, 20:4) Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven, Amen! A brother in Christ, Barry Midyet Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 39. brain-eating amoebas will appear in rivers and lakes I wasn't aware people knew there was such a thing as amoebas during biblical times. The microscope to see them hadn't been invented yet.
#8. To: rlk (#1) I wasn't aware people knew there was such a thing as amoebas during biblical times. The microscope to see them hadn't been invented yet. LOL. The Revelation was given to John by God (through His son, Jesus), and God knew all about the future and brain-eating amoebas because He's a time-traveler.
#12. To: interpreter (#8) (Edited) LOL. The Revelation was given to John by God (through His son, Jesus), and God knew all about the future and brain-eating amoebas because He's a time-traveler.
I do not care to have time travelers, or silly ass belief in time travelers, interfering with me when I'm trying to make rational appraisals and decisions.
#14. To: rlk (#12) I do not care to have time travelers, or silly ass belief in time travelers, interfering with me when I'm trying to make rational appraisals and decisions. Why do you pooh pooh time-travel? Many scientists smarter than you theorize that it is possible, and that is the only way God could have known about events 2000 years in the future.
#16. To: interpreter (#14) (Edited) Why do you pooh pooh time-travel? Many scientists smarter than you theorize that it is possible, and that is the only way God could have known about events 2000 years in the future. Scientists conjecture theories based upon assumptions, which are expressions of trends of the times and doubtful. Supposed biblical description of events of the future realy on self-serving twisted contortions and implications of words in the bible that keep fools groveling on their hands and knees before representatives of theology. I place no value in them. For nearly eighty years I have been plagued by people (including theologians) who want me to consider their field of activity the Earth and sky. I'm sick of it.
#19. To: rlk (#16) Scientists conjecture theories based upon assumptions, which are expressions of trends of the times and doubtful. Supposed biblical description of events of the future realy on self-serving twisted contortions and implications of words in the bible that keep fools groveling on their hands and knees before representatives of theology. I place no value in them. Scientific theories are based on facts and are proven by their ability to predict things. Almost all scientists say (or theorize) that if you go faster than the speed of light you go backwards in time. And in the lab they have made things go faster than the speed of light, so it is just a matter of time before the theory is proven and a time machine is built. I'm pretty sure God has one. I am also a scientist. That is, I approach eschatology scientifically. I study all the facts available in the history books and in the news, and then compare them to the prophesies of Jesus and Daniel and arrive at a unified interpretation (or theory)of Eschatology. Then I prove my theory by predicting things. I don't think there can be any doubt that my theory is correct because I have been predicting things with 100% accuracy since 1992.
#24. To: interpreter (#19) I don't think there can be any doubt that my theory is correct because I have been predicting things with 100% accuracy since 1992. What kind of things have you predicted without going into mush?
#25. To: rlk (#24) What kind of things have you predicted without going into mush? In my "1992 in Bible Prophecy" (published in the Sargent Beachcomber) I predicted that skin cancer and red tides would get much worse, and that the other last plagues were coming. In subsequent years I added predictions about the other plagues. My most famous prediction was when I predicted 9/11 (in "2001 in Bible Prophecy" on beliefnet). In subsequent years I predicted the invasion of Afghanistan and the invasion of Iraq. More recently, in christianforums, I predicted the bombing attack on ISIS in Syria and the development of Ar Mageddon into a worldwide war. No other eschatologist has gotten even one thing right as far as I know.
#27. To: interpreter (#25) What kind of things have you predicted without going into mush? Skip the blarney and tell me which stocks are going to rise or fall on the exact dates.
#28. To: rlk (#27) The poster is out of its fuckin' mind.
#31. To: buckeroo (#28) (Edited) The poster is out of its fuckin' mind. One of the rules of life that I have found recurs with regularity is that every two months someone will predict the shortly coming end of times due to special communication with God (or in this case the Lorenze time distortion). The intention is to get power and respect. Suckers are continually influenced to becoming hysterical with fear and being brought to knees to kiss the behind of the person with gifted special insights making the proclamation. It's the greatest ego-inflating racket in the world to parade.
#32. To: rlk (#31) Test him. Ask him who will win the GOP nomination and presidency .
#39. To: redleghunter (#32) Test him. Ask him who will win the GOP nomination and presidency . Donald Trump will be the next rider of the pale horse. He will lead a coalition of 24 Christian nations that wipe out ISIS with exceedingly great hail. Then there will be peace for a thousand years.
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