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Title: 4 men on the train
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URL Source: http://news.yahoo.com/authorities-d ... sque-arson-fire-185942659.html
Published: Dec 12, 2015
Author: Unknown
Post Date: 2015-12-12 20:54:32 by Justified
Keywords: None
Views: 2111
Comments: 14

A Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Muslim are on a train.

The Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says, "There's plenty more of that where I come from."

Everyone is impressed. The Cuban takes out one of the finest Havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says, "There's plenty more of those where I come from."

Again everyone is rather impressed. So the Englishman stands up and throws the Muslim off the train and says "There are plenty of them were I come from".

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#1. To: Justified (#0)

I'm impressed

paraclete  posted on  2015-12-12   22:45:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Justified (#0)

LOL

For when we were still without strength, in due time Christ died for the ungodly. For scarcely for a righteous man will one die; yet perhaps for a good man someone would even dare to die. But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. (Romans 5:6-8)

redleghunter  posted on  2015-12-13   1:11:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: redleghunter, paraclete (#2)

I was reading the article "Man accused of hate crime, arson in California mosque fire" and I was thinking this is a crime but somehow its more than a crime because it was a hate crime which just pisses me off when we have special classes for people who are not "White". I can't be the only one that sees this bypass so I started reading the comments below and this was the second post. I had to add the last part because he left it open! LOL

Justified  posted on  2015-12-13   10:10:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Justified (#3)

I have no idea why there has to be a special category of crime called a hate crime. Arson is arson, it carries a penalty. murder is murder is carries a penalty. I think we should have higher penalties where a crime is commited by a minority because these people are motivated by hate but you won't find anyone who thinks that is reasonable yet it is a hate crime if it committed against a minority This PC thinking is nonsense

paraclete  posted on  2015-12-13   19:06:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: paraclete (#4)

. I think we should have higher penalties where a crime is commited by a minority because these people

How about lets just treat everyone same under the law. When it comes to government of the people all laws should be equal with no special classes.

Not everyone is going to get along. Different cultures make it hard for people to trust or even like one another. Special case laws only divide citizens.

We may not be able to make different cultures like each other with special laws but at least everyone should be treated the same. Laws like affirmative actions are unconstitutional and only harm everyone.

Justified  posted on  2015-12-13   21:44:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Justified (#5)

I was being sarcastic of course there should be one law for everyone. I don't know what you do when a minority rejects the law as is the case with certain minorities. affirmative action was imposed because you had a large disadvantaged minority and racism is prevalent. We are all in the position where we don't want to associate with certain people.

we cannot do any thing about culture, people hold on to their roots

paraclete  posted on  2015-12-13   23:02:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: paraclete (#6)

affirmative action was imposed because you had a large disadvantaged minority and racism is prevalent.

It was imposed because it was a tool that progressives could use to split the races with! It was meant to punish the southern white community but ended up destroying the black community and causing white flight from the inner cities instead. Its really just destroying America as a whole which makes progressives very happy. Progressives can not deal with rule of law because it hurts their cause of total control of the citizens.

we cannot do any thing about culture, people hold on to their roots

Thats why immigration is suppose to be so small a number as to allow each family time to assimilate into the American culture. We use to be free to disassociate with people we did not like which forced people to assimilate into society or move. Now its against the law punishable by jail and fines that will bankrupt people or groups.

Justified  posted on  2015-12-14   9:24:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Justified (#7)

Thats why immigration is suppose to be so small a number

But immigration has never been a small number even though it has been highly selective

paraclete  posted on  2015-12-14   21:32:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: paraclete, all (#8)

Thats why immigration is suppose to be so small a number

But immigration has never been a small number even though it has been highly selective

Not true at all. Only after LBJ/Kennedy open the doors did immigration go crazy.

From 1776 to 1840(0.1%) it was small.

From 1840 to 1930(0.5%) because of north wanting men to fight wars and fill vast lands they opened up immigration. Happen right before WWI. The great Irish migration to America was only 5 million total. Thats nearly 1-2 years of illegal aliens from Mexico alone these days.

From 1930 to 1965(0.1%) which was put back to pre 1850's numbers of less 0.1% of US populations.

The greatest periods for America have come when we restrict the flow of immigration to allow for assimilation. This was when wages were the best for the average worker. This is when America grew solid and strong.

Immigration has always been big business wet dream of cheap labor that will not speak up. Someone they can treat as a slave but not be responsible for in the end.

1965 was the beginning of the end for America. Thats the death nail. Open ended immigration of third world people that will overwhelm the system. We don't need more janitors, mower and taxi drivers!

Until we get immigration under control and allow immigrates to assimilate America will keep going down hill! Not going to happen when demoncrats what brainless voters with repugs and demoncrats want cheap labor for their business.

Justified  posted on  2015-12-15   11:01:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Justified (#0)

I wanna throw the Englishman off the train. They're ugly. What ethnicity is the Muslim? Russians are funny looking with weird eyes. Cubans look better usually.

ebonytwix  posted on  2015-12-15   11:43:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: ebonytwix (#10)

Really?

BTW I agree English have really gone down hill in the last 40years. Its like they just gave up and let themselves go! Socialism will do this too you! ;(

Justified  posted on  2015-12-15   11:50:43 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Justified (#11) (Edited)

Not my type but I was thinking more of the olive skinned type with full lips and nose. He still looks better than the average Englishman though.

ebonytwix  posted on  2015-12-15   11:57:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: ebonytwix (#12)

Not much of turn on either.

It all depends on what you like.

I think English's problems are they have a really bad bad bad diet! OMG their food is the worst I have ever eaten!

Justified  posted on  2015-12-15   12:05:50 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: ebonytwix (#12) (Edited)

olive skinned type with full lips and nose

olive skinned type with full lips and nose

You don't ... read --- cursive !

If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !

BorisY  posted on  2015-12-15   21:12:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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