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Humor Title: I have to bake my own birthday cake My girlfriend was aghast - She said: 'You KNOW that I can't cook a damn thing!' (True.)So be it. These women are just not ambitious.... And the cherry pie filling goes on top, you see... I'll do it. I must... Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest Aren't you a little old for a birthday cake? Birthdays are just another day these years. Maybe when I was twelve was the last time I had a birthday cake.
#2. To: Chuck_Wagon (#0) My girlfriend was aghast - I understand. It is like my wife, being nice, wanting to BBQ steaks on Father's day. The Grill area is the man area and burning expensive animal flesh on the grill is manly business. So I let her marinate the steaks of course and cook the sides etc. But the burning of animal flesh remains manly work especially on father's day:) I told them if they did not want me 'slaving' over a grill (really it's fun) for father's day then just take me to a ball game:) “Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will give you rest.” (Matthew 11:28) #3. To: Fred Mertz, Chuck_Wagon (#1) Aren't you a little old for a birthday cake? One is never too 'old' for a birthday cake. My grandmother had one on her 100th birthday. Birthdays are just another day these years. Maybe when I was twelve was the last time I had a birthday cake. That could explain a lot:) “Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will give you rest.” (Matthew 11:28) #4. To: redleghunter (#3) I attended my Granny's 109th. Birthday cakes are for women.
#5. To: All (#2) I told them if they did not want me 'slaving' over a grill (really it's fun) for father's day then just take me to a ball game:) I wish that we had a professional baseball team in Denver. потому что Бог хочет это тот путь #6. To: Fred Mertz (#4) Birthday cakes are for women. Keep the cakes, I want cherry tarts for my birthday.
#7. To: SOSO (#5) I wish that we had a professional baseball team in Denver. You do: http://colorado.rockies.mlb.com/col/ballpark/transportation/index.jsp Unless you are saying such 'tongue in cheek' because they stink this year:) “Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will give you rest.” (Matthew 11:28) #8. To: Chuck_Wagon (#0) "I have to bake my own birthday cake" Just don't leave it out in the rain.
#9. To: Fred Mertz (#1) Aren't you a little old for a birthday cake? Oh heck!
#10. To: redleghunter (#2) ...he burning of animal flesh remains manly work... Right. My mom didn't even want to go to the trouble "Okay - don't worry - I'll do it... Happy birthday indeed, eh?
#11. To: Chuck_Wagon (#0) " I have to bake my own birthday cake " Why go to all that trouble? Just go to Wal Mart & buy one. Personally, I would rather have a good strawberry, peach, apple, lemon, blueberry, or pecan pie. Yum, yum! Si vis pacem, para bellum #12. To: Chuck_Wagon (#10) BTW...Happy Birthday! “Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will give you rest.” (Matthew 11:28) #13. To: redleghunter (#2) I told them if they did not want me 'slaving' over a grill (really it's fun) for father's day then just take me to a ball game:) You either have to wait until the As come to town (23rd) or maybe go to RR plays Iowa... “Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.†#14. To: redleghunter (#7) Unless you are saying such 'tongue in cheek' because they stink this year:) And for most of their 22 years in the league. They haven't had a winning season since 2010 and rarely have been in contention. In fact they only had 7 winning seasons since the came into the league. Even their best year when they went to the series they did not win the division - and they had to win 21 games straight at the end of the season to make it as a wild card. It's a real shame because Coor's Field is a very nice place to spend a summer's evening and watch a ball game - one of the best ballparks around. Perhaps that is why people are still buying tickets. That and to see their favorite visiting team when in town. потому что Бог хочет это тот путь #15. To: Chuck_Wagon, All (#0) We celebrate birthdays all wrong. We should start with the number of candles on the cake for our life expectancy and remove one candle each year. When we get to no cnadles we are living on free time. Now that's worth celebrating! потому что Бог хочет это тот путь #16. To: Stoner (#11) ...& buy one.... I was very tempted to buy the coconut one at ShopRRite yesterday.
#17. To: redleghunter (#12) BTW...Happy Birthday! Thank You! (I'm only one year past the milestone that caused me terror/grief.)
#18. To: Chuck_Wagon (#16) Sorry I did not express before, but Happy Birthday !! Si vis pacem, para bellum #19. To: Chuck_Wagon (#17) Yes, happy birthday Chuck!
#20. To: Chuck_Wagon (#17) (I'm only one year past the milestone that caused me terror/grief.) LOL. Not quite there yet, but a few years behind you. However, I've noticed that the second 'half' of life seems to add depth. “Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will give you rest.” (Matthew 11:28) #21. To: Fred Mertz (#19) Yes, happy birthday Chuck! Thanks! And yes - the cake was very good!
#22. To: Fred Mertz (#19) Yes, happy birthday Chuck! Thanks Fred! Heck - what is the only alternative to getting older?
#23. To: Stoner (#18) Sorry I did not express before, but Happy Birthday !! Heck, don't apologize.
#24. To: Chuck_Wagon (#22) Heck - what is the only alternative to getting older? Have a will and pre-pay for your funeral. I'm working on both and I might have 30 or more years to go. I went to a funeral a few hours ago. 84 year-old German woman married to a GI. Very nice couple. He passed on in 2011, so they're together again. First time I saw one of those Columbarium storage crypts opened to store her boxed ashes.
#25. To: Chuck_Wagon (#0) You are definitely never too old to have a birthday cake. I still have them and desire them more than gifts. Have a great birthday too!
#26. To: goldilucky (#25) Have a great birthday too! Thanks! My Mom was talking about sweatpants, and T-Shirts -
#27. To: Chuck_Wagon (#0) So be it.
I bet your housekeeper knows how to bake a birthday cake... Some people march to a different drummer - and some people POLKA. #28. To: Fred Mertz (#24) ...boxed ashes... Yeah. My Mom didn't want to deal with it in the winter. Gotta make the arrangements.
#29. To: Willie Green (#27) ...Afterall... she does have 5 kids, ya know.... That's why I'm steering clear of her - So am I a jerk?
#30. To: Chuck_Wagon (#0) I'll do it. I must... I completely understand. Anyone who doesn't understand, doesn't understand cake and should not be trusted. We used to be a land where we gave up our lives to protect our freedom. Now we give up our freedom to protect our lives. Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest |
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