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Title: Finally: A Wearable That Lets You Charge Your Gadgets by Jerking Off
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Gizmodo
URL Source: http://gizmodo.com/finally-a-wearab ... arge-your-gadgets-b-1688232359
Published: Feb 28, 2015
Author: Ashley Feinberg
Post Date: 2015-02-28 08:01:03 by Willie Green
Ping List: *Science and technology* Subscribe to *Science and technology*
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Views: 2961
Comments: 9
We've all shaken a fitness tracker or two in our lives to beat the system. But now, Pornhub is making a wearable meant for just that—shaking. And beating. It's called the Wankband, and it lets you charge your gadgets by jacking off. It was only a matter of time. Poster Comment:
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#1. To: Willie Green (#0)
One thing: self-winding watches. The self-winding pocket watch dates back to 1776, self-winding wristwatches date back to 1928. So, nothing new here.
Solar cells only generate electricity during daylight hours, "Some people march to a different drummer — and some people polka."
So how many Birkenstock-wearing dirty hippies would you have to load a high-speed train with in order to be able to cruise at 200mph just by being a bunch of jerks? I'm picturing Birkenstocks, dirty fat-bellied hippies, all plugged in to the train via USB. I just know you've already calculated this. Submit your math homework with proofs.
But you would have to waste the time and money spent building it to find out. And $5 says the current dictator would be all in on this study. Gotta take cars away from the American populace they just don't deserve them, just like other 3rd world schittholes around the world.
“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”
Al Gore invented it while waiting for global warming to start.
Nah... they're into natural/organic products... but I think the pothead/libertarian masturbating monkeys at the Koch-funded Reason Foundation would be a perfect target market, They're natural suckers for the latest useless tech gadgets
"Some people march to a different drummer — and some people polka."
FR could post the picture of Bush 43 on the carrier deck under the "Mission Accomplished" banner and use the electricity to power their servers.
I'll be right back. I gotta charge my car battery.
+1
#2. To: TooConservative (#1)
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So, nothing new here.
but if connected to the grid thru a USB port, these can generate electricity at night!!!
#3. To: Willie Green (#2)
#4. To: TooConservative (#3)
So how many Birkenstock-wearing dirty hippies would you have to load a high-speed train with in order to be able to cruise at 200mph just by being a bunch of jerks? I'm picturing Birkenstocks, dirty fat-bellied hippies, all plugged in to the train via USB.
#5. To: Willie Green (#0)
The D&R terrorists hate us because we're free, to vote second party
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#6. To: TooConservative (#3)
I'm picturing Birkenstocks, dirty fat-bellied hippies, all plugged in to the train via USB.
#7. To: Willie Green (#2)
...but if connected to the grid thru a USB port, these can generate electricity at night!!!
#8. To: nativist nationalist (#7)
#9. To: nativist nationalist, A K A Stone (#7)
FR could post the picture of Bush 43 on the carrier deck under the "Mission Accomplished" banner and use the electricity to power their servers.
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