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Title: INSANITY THREAD
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Published: Feb 5, 2015
Author: ME, Dammit
Post Date: 2015-02-05 19:27:39 by Vicomte13
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Views: 14617
Comments: 52
TOTAL MELTDOWN! AHHHHHHHHH! One night, two nights, three - no sleep, or worse: sleep with PIZZA DREAMS. It is time to TEAR OFF THE ROOF and let the rain fall on the toaster. The blue sparks will be lovely. BBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGH! This is it: the thread on which to GO BERSERK, for no reason other than because you NEED TO. Damned MOON. GO AWAY!
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#1. To: All (#0)
Sometimes you gotta vent. This is a thread on which to do that. When all of your frustrations come beating down the door, explode. Here. I Am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
Herman Cain is trending for 2016? It's a nightmare!
I just ate a pizza meal, for the second time today. I was suffering from cabin fever/winter doldrums and headed south for a five day road trip - just for a change of pace. I'm in Georgia now and heading to Chattanooga tomorrow. Take a road trip - it works.
I'm gonna go GET a pizza for dinner, because WTF not? I'm already out of my mind with fatigue and insanity, so why not pour in some pepperoni and end up on the roof, howling, literally. Maybe piss my name in the snow. It's a long name. May take many beers. There's a thought: ALCOHOL. Oh, yeah, Ace, there's a REAL good idea. You're already half out of your flippin' GOURD, so let's go ahead and pour alcohol down your dimwitted gullet because, you know, what could POSSIBLY go wrong. GrrrrRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGH! Damn it. Damn it all to Hell.
This morning I shot six holes in my freezer. I think I got cabin fever. Somebody sound the alarm. - Buffett.
White line fever. A sickness born down deep within my soul. White line fever. The years keep flyin' by like the hot iron coals. The wrinkles in my forehead show the miles I've put behind me. They continue to remind me how fast I'm growin' old. Guess I'll die with this fever in my soul. - Haggard
I needed this thread YESTERDAY! LOL Oh well.
Maybe piss my name in the snow. Drink a mix of Jim Beam and Squirt and it will come out bright orange in the snow. LOL. Almost forgot some venison with mushroom sauce goes good with it.
“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”
Mushroom sauce. Hmmm, the yellow amanita kind, the first cousin, once removed from the Destroying Angel mushroom. Pizza roulette. Cool!
I needed this thread YESTERDAY! LOL Oh well. You too, every month? Yeah. It's a bitch.
No hands.
потому что Бог хочет это тот путь
Cursive!
"I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
What a friend we have in Jesus, All our sins and griefs to bear! What a privilege to carry Everything to God in prayer! Oh, what peace we often forfeit, Oh, what needless pain we bear, All because we do not carry Everything to God in prayer! Have we trials and temptations? Is there trouble anywhere? We should never be discouraged— Take it to the Lord in prayer. Can we find a friend so faithful, Who will all our sorrows share? Jesus knows our every weakness; Take it to the Lord in prayer. Are we weak and heavy-laden, Cumbered with a load of care? Precious Savior, still our refuge— Take it to the Lord in prayer. Do thy friends despise, forsake thee? Take it to the Lord in prayer! In His arms He’ll take and shield thee, Thou wilt find a solace there. Blessed Savior, Thou hast promised Thou wilt all our burdens bear; May we ever, Lord, be bringing All to Thee in earnest prayer. Soon in glory bright, unclouded, There will be no need for prayer— Rapture, praise, and endless worship Will be our sweet portion there. ---Joseph M. Scriven
"For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith. " (Romans 1:16-17)
Lord, put the Moon to bed. Thank you.
Vicomte waz hacked.
"For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith. " (Romans 1:16-17)
What's wrong with the moon? You have a werewolf problem in CT?
"For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith. " (Romans 1:16-17)
Cursive! Right to left.
потому что Бог хочет это тот путь
It's been FULL for two nights. The full Moon irritates me. I mean, it REALLY IRRITATES ME. It has ALWAYS irritated me, ever since I was born...on the full moon. Three nights, two nights - no sleep. Last night, "sleep", with pizza dreams. Tonight I'll sleep. It's like that teenage thing, when you're...just...so...freakin' FRUSTRATED, like when you're confined in too-tight clothes in a too hot room with people you don't like and somebody decides to play crappy music and it just sucks and you're suffocating and you NEED AIR NOW. Fortunately, I DO figure out what it is...usually after about three days, and by then it's passing anyway. The Full Moon is moving the tides out there on the sea, and it's moving the blood around me in, and that tidal pressure of blood goin' round those bends in my brain, builds up the pressure, and makes me go INSANE.
You have a problem. Seek help in 0bama Kare.
Too often the Church becomes exclusive. We fellowship only with Christians—a monastery without walls.
“Let no one mourn that he has fallen again and again; for forgiveness has risen, from the grave.” John Chrysostom www.evidenceforJesusChrist.org
So why not have fun with it? If you're ready to explode, then do like Vesuvius and VENT. Be like Queen Elsa and Let it Go! LET IT GO! And THIS is the very thread on which to do it. Go throw open the window and scream "I'm mad as Hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!" And scream at the Moon. Maybe it'll go away. Nah. It's stubborn that way. It's just sits up there and GLARES at you, with it's stupid gob hanging open, taunting "Whatcha gonna DO about it? Huh? Huh? C'mon, TOUGH GUY! Whatcha gonna do?" Well me? I'm gonna..."howl at the moon, shoot out the lights. It's a small town Saturday Night. It's a small town Saturday Night." "Moooooooon River....dah da da da dum..."
So heavenly minded they're no earthly good.
A problem? I have A problem? Pridie, you underestimate me! One piddling little problem? That's small potatoes. "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen...Nooooooobody knows!"
LOL Just one of those seasons when things come at you from every direction! Started in Sept. and has had little let-up! Thank God He is with me! :)
Seek help with 0bama Kare. The federal government has many agents standing by to save you from yourself.
Yeh. God send the soft rains upon the good and the evil. Of course, he also sends the tidal waves too...
So, if I call, will Obama put out the Moon? [blinks expectantly, face upturned]
Of course, the President stands by to safeguard you from yourself; he prefers that you prostrate yourself towards the WhitHouse. It won't hurt a bit; infact, he shall bless you as one of his long line disiples.
Will he give me an ice cream cone and tell me a story? Will there be sprinkles?
I ascribe it to lottery madness.
Ohh much more! The President shall ensure you have adequate support to support your new leanings of believing in government; this is true after you have been cured by government officials about your overwhelming urge for insanity. You might even be called, "0bama's lucky dawg."
Will he rub my belly?
Oh. Now wait. THAT is SERIUS BIZNESS! THIS is the Insanity Thread. Let's not get reality and insanity tangled up!
Learning to surf isn't for sissies. :)
:-)
"For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith. " (Romans 1:16-17)
And pull your tail while throwing a milkbone in the yard out back, while charging you a new tax or license requirement to keep you of the pound.
Here at LF the walls should be padded a bit:)
"For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith. " (Romans 1:16-17)
BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! Swing low, sweet chariotttt...comin' for to carry me hommme. Swing low...
I couldn't resist looking down my long blue nose at the horrors of gambling. : )
I have a giant jug of Fireballs. Will that help??? LOL SHOTS FOR ALL!
потому что Бог хочет это тот путь
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired. Right now, I know you don't care. But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see… A different side of me. - Some popular artist whose name I don't know and never did.
Sleep, blessed sleep, is coming on at last. I feel it. Night has nipped a little corner off the Moon, the tides are receding. Madness…it doesn't always howl. Sometimes it's that small voice in the head at the end of the day that says "Hey, is there room in here for one more?" And so, to bed at last. I'll probably back in 28 days.
Sweet dreams, Vicomte! We'll prolly need another howler thread by then. :)
I'm wondering did you post this in response to all the Anti-Libertarian and Anti-Police articles?
Honestly, no. I really posted it due to boiling blood rage - to the desire to just start screaming and running around in circles destroying things and howling. It's just lunacy. Literally. The full moon really does put me out of sorts, every month, and always has, and it's cathartic to just VENT. It's cathartic because the images provoked of the madman tearing his clothes off and howling at the Moon are funny, to me, and other people feed on the madness, and pretty soon it's a regular "Wild Hunt" of bizarrerie, which makes me laugh, and laugh and laugh, not maniacal laughter, but deep throated belly laughs. When people have a corner on which to go mad, to throw upon the window and start yelling "I'm MAD as HELL, and I'm NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!", they can be really funny. No alcohol or drugs are involved. It's just simply RAGE, it's FUUUUUUUUUuuuuu...! N. I remember a few years back standing at the train station, really irritated - in those moods - and not knowing why (I don't REMEMBER month to month, but when the sky is clear and the Moon is staring down like a pale white worm - then it clicks.) Anyway, there was a FISH somebody had dropped between the tracks. A fish. Not a sardine, but a mackerel. For some reason, somebody had unwrapped a big King Mackerel and dropped it on the tracks between the rails. It was incongruous, completely out of place. And I was in that irritated mood. That fish OUTRAGED me. So I'm walking along the platform (outside) in my suit and tie and briefcase, and I saw the fish, and I was FILLED with INDIGNATION! So I pointed my finger accusingly and barked angrily at it: "What are YOU doing there?!" I did this aloud, and GLARED at that fish, in all of its ripening outrageousness. There happened to be a woman on the platform, an older, grandmotherly face who looked at me with concern. I GLARED at her with a deep scowl. Outraged at the fish, and outraged at her for...defending?...the fish, for being...concerned?...about my verbal abuse of the fish? (Or maybe because she was watching a professional guy berate a fish.) I furrowed my brow and thrust my neck forward with a deep frown, and she turned and scurried away. Then I glared at the fish. It was like some Monty Python sketch. Sheer madness. I laughed at myself on the train (but the fish really WAS outrageous - how DARE it be down there all...fishlike). You've gotta be in the mindset. And when you're in the mindset, you HOWL! And that's what the thread really is about: unfettered, governor-off, madness, purposeless rage, venting like Vesuvius. Concentrate it all in one place and shunt the lava off into the sea. It's better that way. And it's fun...if you're in the right mood. I'm in that mood every 28 days. Sometimes worse than others. "And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear, you shout and no one seems to hear. And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon." - Floyd
Just keep this one going and howl away. Let this be the sump for weirdness and irascibility. Let it pool here in all of its strange colors and twisty faces. Rage on, road warriors!
I want to rip somebody's head off today. I have no cause, I'm just PISSED. The fish in my salad at lunch STANK, and THAT means that was left too long, which means that somebody doesn't CARE that everybody could get sick. Which is just typical. Screw them all. Trying to be very good on the threads today...probably not going to make it.
Watch and be calm.
Matchbox 20
Thanks! I'll listen to both at home.
#2. To: Vicomte13, godfather pizza nightmare, 999 (#0)
PIZZA DREAMS
The D&R terrorists hate us because we're free, to vote second party
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#3. To: Vicomte13 (#0)
#4. To: hondo68 (#2)
#5. To: Fred Mertz (#3)
I was suffering from cabin fever
#6. To: Fred Mertz (#3)
Take a road trip
#7. To: Vicomte13 (#0)
#8. To: Vicomte13 (#4)
(Edited)
There's a thought: ALCOHOL.
#9. To: CZ82 (#8)
Almost forgot some venison with mushroom sauce goes good with it.
#10. To: out damned spot (#7)
#11. To: Vicomte13 (#4)
Maybe piss my name in the snow.
#12. To: SOSO (#11)
No hands.
#13. To: Vicomte13 (#0)
(Edited)
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul
Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.
Paul Craig Roberts
#14. To: Vicomte13 (#0)
#15. To: redleghunter (#14)
(Edited)
#16. To: Vicomte13, TooConservative (#0)
#17. To: Vicomte13 (#15)
#18. To: Vicomte13 (#12)
No hands.
#19. To: redleghunter (#17)
What's wrong with the moon?
#20. To: Vicomte13 (#0)
#21. To: redleghunter (#14)
#22. To: All (#19)
#23. To: GarySpFC (#21)
#24. To: Pridie.Nones (#20)
You have a problem. Seek help in 0bama Kare.
#25. To: Vicomte13 (#10)
#26. To: Vicomte13 (#24)
One piddling little problem?
#27. To: out damned spot (#25)
LOL Just one of those seasons when things come at you from every direction! Started in Sept. and has had little let-up! Thank God He is with me! :)
#28. To: Pridie.Nones (#26)
Seek help with 0bama Kare. The federal government has many agents standing by to save you from yourself.
#29. To: Vicomte13 (#28)
#30. To: Pridie.Nones (#29)
Of course, the President stands by to safeguard you from yourself; he prefers that you prostrate yourself towards the WhitHouse. It won't hurt a bit; infact, he shall bless you as one of his long line disiples.
#31. To: redleghunter, Vicomte13 (#16)
Vicomte waz hacked.
#32. To: Vicomte13 (#30)
#33. To: Pridie.Nones (#32)
You might even be called, "0bama's lucky dawg."
#34. To: TooConservative, redleghunter (#31)
I ascribe it to lottery madness.
#35. To: Vicomte13 (#27)
Of course, he also sends the tidal waves too...
#36. To: TooConservative (#31)
#37. To: Vicomte13 (#33)
#38. To: GarySpFC (#21)
Too often the Church becomes exclusive. We fellowship only with Christians—a monastery without walls.
#39. To: Vicomte13 (#24)
"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen...Nooooooobody knows!"
#40. To: Vicomte13, redleghunter (#34)
Oh. Now wait. THAT is SERIUS BIZNESS!
#41. To: Vicomte13 (#4)
There's a thought: ALCOHOL.
#42. To: Vicomte13, All (#5)
#43. To: SOSO (#42)
#44. To: All (#43)
#45. To: Vicomte13 (#44)
I'll probably back in 28 days.
#46. To: Vicomte13, All (#0)
#47. To: Devil Anse (#46)
I'm wondering did you post this in response to all the Anti-Libertarian and Anti-Police articles?
#48. To: out damned spot (#45)
We'll prolly need another howler thread by then. :)
#49. To: All (#48)
#50. To: Vicomte13 (#49)
#51. To: Vicomte13 (#43)
I'm not crazy
#52. To: nolu chan, Pericles (#51)
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