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Title: Lipsher: What would Jesus tip?
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denverpost.com
URL Source: http://www.denverpost.com/lipsher/c ... 2/lipsher-what-would-jesus-tip
Published: Mar 5, 2013
Author: Steve Lipsher
Post Date: 2013-03-05 13:07:33 by Ferret Mike
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Views: 6600
Comments: 23
By now, we're all well aware of the woeful tale of the Applebee's waitress in Missouri who publicized getting stiffed on a tip from a church pastor last month and subsequently was fired.
Objecting to an 18 percent tip automatically included on her restaurant bill, Pastor Alois Bell crossed it out and wrote: "I give God 10 percent why do you get 18?" Waitress Chelsea Welch posted a photo of the bill on the social media site Reddit, and the story went viral, prompting the restaurant to fire her for the unseemly disclosure.
These types of "stiffers for Christ," unfortunately, are not all that rare.
"The idea that Christians are poor tippers apparently has been whispered in service circles for a long time," The Daily Finance website reported in 2011. "Many waiters try [to] not work Sunday brunch, so as to avoid notoriously stingy churchgoers."
Writing for The Lutheran Magazine in 2009, Minister Justin Wise wrote that Christians don't tip very well. "As a matter of fact, we're pretty cheap. What makes this worse is that we paint 'cheap' with a religious-sounding veneer and call it 'being a good steward.' Nothing like hiding behind the Bible to camouflage your stinginess."
Just here in Summit County, a waitress working last Christmas Day was given a big fat goose egg for a tip on a $114 tab for a family of four. Instead, the patron signed the bill: "Isaiah 41:10."
For those whose rote memorization of the Bible is lacking, that verse roughly translates: "Fear not, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you. I will help you."
That undoubtedly is of great spiritual comfort to the waitress — who did not want to be involved in this story nor have the restaurant identified — but it does not help pay the rent.
Equally as classless is leaving gospel tracts instead of tips, including a fake $10 bill with scripture and the phrase: "Some things are better than money."
"By leaving tracts and not tips, that person is saying to their waiter or waitress, 'You are not a person, but rather just a notch on my belt of evangelistic pride," Daniel Readle, a pastor at a Baptist church in Cleveland, wrote on his Christ and Culture blog.
The accounts of "bad-faith" tipping are not merely anecdotal. A 2012 study of 1,638 adults by Cornell University professor Michael Lynn and Benjamin Katz of HCD Research indicated that self-identified Christians tip poorly almost twice as much as Jews and people with no religion.
Even Karen Swallow Prior, an English professor at the ultra-Christian Liberty University, recalled encountering skinflint "holy rollers" during her days as a waitress in college for an article in Christianity Today.
"Knowing there would be little, if any, tip left at the end of their meal, the servers saw the Christians' robust attempts at 'friendliness' instead as pushy and arrogant," she wrote. "The memories still pain me now."
Waiting tables is tough enough as it is without getting an unwanted dose of piousness, especially in place of a gratuity. Many waiters and waitresses — who are on their feet all day, patiently taking specialized orders, indulging demanding diners and assuaging picky kids — work at least two jobs to make ends meet.
Of course, "tipped employees" in Colorado received a generous jump in their minimum wages on Jan. 1, from $4.62 to $4.76 an hour. That extra $1.12 per day means that they earn a base salary of $9,900 annually — still comfortably below the federal poverty line.
The scripture-quoting cheapskates among us would be well reminded that Jesus advocated giving to the poor in the Sermon on the Mount. Or as Mahatma Gandhi once said: "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
Steve Lipsher (slipsher@comcast.net) of Silverthorne writes a monthly column for The Denver Post. (1 image)
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Equally as classless is leaving gospel tracts instead of tips, including a fake $10 bill with scripture and the phrase: "Some things are better than money."
Sounds like something redleghunter might do. I suppose I should ping him - but I won't - he'd likely muck up this thread with one of his megapixel tracts.
#2. To: Fred Mertz (#1)
Reddie would probably want 18 percent from the waitress for having the 'honor' of serving him. Especially if she didn't allow him to give her a lesson on religion complete with a quiz.
#3. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
My wife and I leave good tips. I doubt that we are the only ones. You can always find people, Cristian or Non-Christian, who make mistakes of one kind or another. As for The woman pastor, I don't recognize women pastors, but that is another story.
#4. To: Don (#3)
I tip well normally. If I get sub-par performance I'll still tip but more along the 15 percent rate.
#5. To: Fred Mertz (#4)
Yeah, the type of service they give does make a difference.
#6. To: Fred Mertz (#4)
This is off topic Fred, but I remembered Tim Lewis whom I go to burning man with (in caravan) posts Burning man videos. To find his stuff, search "picture Eugene" on you tube.
I am one of the jugglers in this video. If you guess right, I'll owe up and let you know if you are correct.
#7. To: Ferret Mike (#6)
Man, I'll bet the air smelled like skunk there! LOL!
"If men through fear, fraud or mistake, should in terms renounce and give up any essential natural right, the eternal law of reason and the great end of society, would absolutely vacate such renunciation; the right to freedom being the gift of God Almighty, it is not in the power of Man to alienate this gift, and voluntarily become a slave." Samuel Adams, Rights of the Colonists, 1772
#8. To: Ferret Mike (#6)
Did you do like the Germans and bathe once a week whether you needed to or not?
I'll get back with you tomorrow on the guess.
#9. To: Fred Mertz (#8)
"Did you do like the Germans and bathe once a week whether you needed to or not?"
Germany is a clean place. At least in Berlin and around Lake Tegernsee where I lived when I was there.
#10. To: Ferret Mike (#9)
I was stationed there too. I didn't say Germany was an unclean place.
The Germans didn't shower daily - I'll just put it that way.
#11. To: Fred Mertz (#10)
"The Germans didn't shower daily - I'll just put it that way."
LOL! Fair enough. ;-)
#12. To: Ferret Mike (#6)
I am one of the jugglers in this video.
I went through it this afternoon. The footage is raw and not conducive for clear face shots. I found the music a bit irritating - I must be getting old. My guess is at 1 min 33 secs - the dude in the white and red hat - cat in the hat styled hat. He was handling fire and not juggling so I'm probably wrong. At least I gave it a shot.
#13. To: Fred Mertz (#12)
You surprise me. Do you have ESP or something?
#14. To: Fred Mertz (#12)
I do have a huge collection of hats. I am vain enough to hide a growing clear cut in the forest of hair on my head. Aging is a friend of no one.
#15. To: Ferret Mike (#13)
I received an Indian check in the mail today for $300+ so this must be my lucky day. Now if I can figure out the exacta and trifecta in the Tampa Bay Derby on Saturday...
#16. To: Fred Mertz (#15)
If you ever come out here, we'll have to go to Portland Meadows and place a couple of bets. ;-)
#17. To: Ferret Mike (#14)
I wore hats every day in my Army life, but not any more. I only wear a cap when it's raining out to keep my windshield (eyeglasses) dry. My vanity for contact lenses ended over fifteen years ago. I've still got my hair but it's slowly going from grey to white.
#18. To: Fred Mertz (#10)
I was stationed there too. I didn't say Germany was an unclean place.The Germans didn't shower daily - I'll just put it that way.
My cousin lived with a German family while he was stationed in Germany in the sixties. He said that the whole family smelled like stinky armpits and no one shaved anything.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
#19. To: Fred Mertz, Ferret Mike (#17)
I've still got my hair but it's slowly going from grey to white.
I think I have enough hair on my head, Fred, for the three of us, I can sit on it. It's still black, a few gray, but dad didn't gray until he turned 61, the year he died.
My daughter, son-in-law, and my eldest g-son visited me this week, they were worried about me and drove all the way from Illinois...anyway, I'm thinking of cutting all my hair, at least up to my neck, off...it gets pretty heavy, I've had long hair all my life, and I'm gonna miss it.
(“You can't always control who walks into your life but, you can control which window you throw them out of.”)
#20. To: Murron, Fred Mertz, Ferret Mike (#19)
I think I have enough hair on my head, Fred, for the three of us, I can sit on it. It's still black, a few gray
Mammy, is that you?
#21. To: meguro (#20)
is that you?
No, but I've done the 'Elvira' look a few times over the years, the kids loved it.
(“You can't always control who walks into your life but, you can control which window you throw them out of.”)
#22. To: meguro, Murron (#20)
I don't think Murron is a black chick, but I bet she does have a darker complextion than Lilly Munster. ;-)
#23. To: Ferret Mike (#22)
I don't think Murron is a black chick, but I bet she does have a darker complextion than Lilly Munster. ;-)
No, I'm not black, not even a good tan..aha. Coal black hair and high cheek bones of the Cherokee, and very green Irish eyes. &;-)
(“You can't always control who walks into your life but, you can control which window you throw them out of.”)
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