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Opinions/Editorials Title: ASK FRED MERTZ Fred has been around the block a few times. He has lots of wisdom and would love to answer any questions you have about life. So go ahead and ask away. Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest Comments (1-112) not displayed.
I hear tell that Fred has wooden teeth...can EWE confirm or deny this rumor? "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #114. To: Fred Mertz (#106) Mr. Mertz...can you please confirm or deny...are your dentures made of wood? Happy New Year, old-timer...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #115. To: Fred Mertz (#106) The Father of our Country had wooden dentures, too...Fred, did you have your dentures made of wood to honor George Washington, that notorious slave owner and distiller of EVIL spirits and Mass- Murderer of innocent British invaders just doing their jobs to help enslave the 13 colonies? And remember, OldMan Mertz, EWE R under Oath...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #116. To: Mudboy Slim (#113) I hear tell that Fred has wooden teeth...can EWE confirm or deny this rumor? Not sure about his teeth, but I hear his cellmate said he has a wooden azzhole.
#117. To: Vinny (#116) (Edited) Hey now, Fred is one of the few folks I have met In Real Life...and while he is a Vet and probably used to barracks life, I never got that prisoner/mansex practitioner vibe off him, but I will let Fred answer 4 hisself. It's his thread and his expertise we appear 2 B seeking...lol. . "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #118. To: Mudboy Slim (#117) Hey now, Fred is one of the few folks I have met In Real Life My condolences, but the fact remains; ALL degenerate gamblers have wooden azzholes. Mertz is no exception.
#119. To: Vinny, , Fred Mertz (#118) (Edited) Degenerate gambler? Ex-con? Fred, I just know you IRL as a patriotic anti-Slick Willie DeeCee FReeper from a quarter-century ago. I will let Mr. Mertz speak to these other allegations as he sees fit.... "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #120. To: Vinny (#118) And as for the wooden azzholez, well, you can sorta tell Fredz dentures are wood, but how did you come to discover Mr. Mertz' OTHER wooden body part, Vinny? Not that there's anything WRONG with that... "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #121. To: Mudboy Slim (#120) how did you come to discover Mr. Mertz' OTHER wooden body part, Vinny? His cellmate made the claim. Don't you read your own threads?
#122. To: Vinny (#121) Rofl...ol' Fred has some 'splain' 2 doo...lol. "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #123. To: A K A Stone, Fred Mertz, sneaky Pete, holdilocky, Badeye, BufordP, ironman, kristin, holdonnow (#0) Views: 42578....we need to jump that over 50K, Fred...where EWE bee? "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #124. To: goldilucky, kristinn, BufordP, stand watie, Race Bannon, tgslTakoma, AuntB, Rebel Gal, Landry, sneakepete (#123) Howdy...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #125. To: Vinny (#118) ALL degenerate gamblers have wooden azzholes. Mertz is no exception. It has been a few months since I've been to the track. IIRC I came out ahead $70 which covered my gas and beer. I don't bet online,so it's hard to be a degenerate gambler.
#126. To: Fred Mertz (#125) Good to see you, Mr. Mertz... "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #127. To: All (#98) (Edited) "Federal bureaucRATZ have been milking the DeeCee Swamp for almost a century and need to find a REAL JOB if they want to vote..." An idea whose time has come... DEFUND the DeeCee Swamp...Starve Dem Marxists into submission. RATZ NEED WeThePeople, but WeThePeople do NOT need Dem DeeCee RAT-moronz telling US how to live like nice little Commie RAT bassTURDZ!! "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #128. To: Fred Mertz (#126) Hey Mertz, glad to see you're out of the Stir. FWIW, I like Seabiscuit in the San Antonio Handicap tomorrow. BTW, did that chubby thief you lent $2k to ever make good?
#129. To: Vinny (#128) BTW, did that chubby thief you lent $2k to ever make good? It has been so long ago. I think Tubby paid me back $500 of it; better than nothing.
#130. To: Fred Mertz, TLBSHOWwall2wall (#129) (Edited) Hey Fred, I miss TLBHOW and wonder what ever became of him. I think his real name was Tim, but I haven't heard hide nor hair from him for almost two decades. Does he still exist on, not IN, this Planet?
Follow-up question, Mr. Mertz...of all the old KlownPu$$ies who used to matriculate on this site, grading them as half-rational proponents for whatever cause or viewpoint they supported, which KP poster's voice is most missed on this site?
Regards...MUD
BTW...wall2wall playoff football from the comfort of my couch...God is Great!! "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #131. To: Fred Mertz (#8) (Edited) Nightly flashlight inspections of your BUTTox, looking for a worm infestation. Accepting that THAT was most certainly probably TooMuchInfo, would you kindly expound on your experience and enlighten WeThePeople with an even more disgusting, detailed description, Fred?
Thanks in advance...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #132. To: Fred Mertz (#8) (Edited) And how many TIMEZ per night did OldManMertz conduct these so-called "Deeep Anal Inspections"?! Enquiring Mindz WOOD like 2 know...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #133. To: All (#132) Sooo...Philly vs the BradyAneerz...can they BOTH lose? "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #134. To: All (#133) (Edited) I can NEVER sincereLEE root for the Eagles to ever win, not since those loser Scumbagz derived so much pleasure from "The BodyBag Game". .I spit in the direction of Philadelphia, which is directly towards my caddy-cornet neighbor, PhillyBill, the Lib'ral DemocRAT.. Lol....missed him, though...snow is kicking up a bit...and MUD can't SPIT near as far as he could when he was a few years less mature and seasoned...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #135. To: Fred Mertz, tankumo, (#129) "Can Michelle Obama beat Trump for the Presidency in 2024?" THAT is exactly the sorta question you need to ask Fred Mertz...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #136. To: Mudboy Slim (#130) Hey Fred, I miss TLBHOW and wonder what ever became of him. I think his real name was Tim, but I haven't heard hide nor hair from him for almost two decades. Does he still exist on, not IN, this Planet? His first name is Todd. I visited him, his wife and daughter way back when. He owes me money, so he is a man without honor.
#137. To: Mudboy Slim, tankumo (#135) "Can Michelle Obama beat Trump for the Presidency in 2024?" The real question is, "Which one has a bigger dick?"
#138. To: Mudboy Slim (#131) Nightly flashlight inspections of your BUTTox, looking for a worm infestation. Accepting that THAT was most certainly probably TooMuchInfo, would you kindly expound on your experience and enlighten WeThePeople with an even more disgusting, detailed description, Fred? I call it fatherly love and concern for his children's health. You might have a perverted mind. I was under age ten.
#139. To: Mudboy Slim (#134) I think we took some liquid medicine that made us defecate red stools. Anything else you want to know, blue face?
#140. To: Fred Mertz (#137) Heh heh heh...no comment. "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #141. To: Fred Mertz (#138) Yes, reckon I do have a mind that is somewhat Abby normal, but I was just trying to get a rise outta you...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #142. To: Fred Mertz (#139) TMI...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #143. To: Fred Mertz (#139)
"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
RATZ're a Party who's sure...
Oooh...it makes me wonder.
There's a feelin' I get...
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Next, MUD whispered that soon...
Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
If there's a question in your head, folks,
Folks, it makes me wonder.
The Left is drownin' and RATZ don't know...
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 11/15/2002, 4:06:27 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #144. To: Mudboy Slim, Fred Mertz (#141) Did you watch the Derby on Sunday? The winner was asked if he planned to visit Biden at the White House. He replied "If I wanted to see a horse's ass, I would have finished second." ![]() Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen. #145. To: Deckard (#144) That was a great Derby finish. I lost $50, but I was happy to see that race.
#146. To: Deckard (#144) LOL Si vis pacem, para bellum
Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." (Will Rogers) "No one ever rescues an old dog. They lay in a cage until they die. PLEASE save one. None of us wants to die cold and alone... --Dennis Olson " People that say money can't buy you happiness, have never paid an adoption fee #147. To: Deckard (#144) (Edited) LOL...that young jockey was far too happy and humble to say such a thing, but I am going to share that joke. And yes, I watched the Derby and that was an incredible final stretch run....MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #148. To: Fred Mertz, TLBSHOW, Cyber-Band, SamFromSC, MurryMom, Libertina, liberallarry, Reagan Man, M Kehoe, Corin Stormhands (#136) "...a man without honor..."
"RATZ Loathe Liberty!!"
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight...
Who loves RATZ Power?!!
Yes, I know...you'll know...
RATZ LOATHE Liberty...
Truth's not 4 Lib'rals...
Yes, I know...you know...
(Git there...)
Do YOU fear the FRee?!
Yes, I know...you'll know...
RATZ LOATHE Liberty!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
RATZ LOATHE Liberty!!
Mudboy Slim (06/14/2004) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #149. To: Fred Mertz (#139) (Edited) Three questions for Fred... 1. You ever get that issue with the "red stools" under control? 2. Does BuildBackBroke2 get signed into law? How MUCH was Manchinz BRIBE to sell out WeThePeoplez interests? And will Sen. Kristen Sinema become the newest GOP recruit after she ABORTS BBB2? 3. When does TraitorJoe Biden RESIGN his office? Well...five questions...lol. Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #150. To: A K A Stone (#0) One FITTY... 44551 views to 150 posts...that is a 333:1 ratio, Mr. Mertz, pretty impressive, imho. Apparently, some Lurkers out there respect your opinion. Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #151. To: Fred Mertz, sneakepete, leadpenny, war, Jhoffa_, ObamaBOTZ, KP Central, nolu_chan, meguro, Jethro Tull, unamused (#130) Followup on the mysterious disappearance of the infamous RATbot KlownPu$$y Brigade...do ANY of DemRATZ still own up to their LF com screen names? "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" #152. To: Fred Mertz (#138) You are correct, Fred...that was a goofy question. Here is a sincere one...with your being raised on a farm, what is your take on Krist Noem killing her puppy. I realize working dogs can't go around biting livestock and children, however, it seems like a rambunctious, 1-year-old puppy oughta have options other than the death sentence. Hope you are doing well...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest |
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