Title: ASK FRED MERTZ Source:
[None] URL Source:[None] Published:Feb 27, 2013 Author:. Post Date:2013-02-27 23:44:19 by A K A Stone Keywords:None Views:66512 Comments:152
Fred has been around the block a few times. He has lots of wisdom and would love to answer any questions you have about life.
Hey Fred. You said you were part Indian. Tell us some interesting stories that you haven't shared before about what life was like when you were younger.
Hot-diggity...you just earned yerself another song...LOL!!
"RE-Impeachment Fever" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever")
Ha-aiigh!! Well, Bill don't know where we come from, but we're comin' on strong... Slick knows we shall Re-Impeach!! Yeah, the polls say folks don't want it, 'cuz the Econ'my's goin' good... Those pollsters ain't been talkin' to me!! Come join me...Catch the Fever! Impeachment Fever!!
It's high time Clinton got it...got his Li'l Willie blowed... By an intern...Slick Willie's paramour! The Prez'dent's playin' doctor, so he slid her his "cure"... Bill's got'im an intern humidor!!! We're gettin'...RE-Impeachment Fever! Election's nearing! It's growin'...RE- Impeachment Fever! Left is quiv'rin'! It's gettin' dangerous...Slick'll feel our pain! Folks want a ch-ch-change! You know it's over when...Lib'rals complain, "It's okay for Bill to LIE... Guys...Oh, can't we drop this thing?!"
Well, Bill makes those Lib'rals purr...what a powerful "man"... Hill'ry loves her husband, "The Creep"!! The Left knows election's blown...sad times for DemocRATS... They love Guv'ment, but they're just Sheep!! Come join me...Catch the Fever! RE-Impeachment Fever! Go vote and FReep 'gainst TREASON! Rage against Left's "Leader"!
Actually Ted was pulling the leg of some stupid liberal. He registered and you fell for it.
Who said he didn't register? HIS story was he showed up to the draft board without having showered, changed his clothes or even wiped the poop off his butt for over a month and they rejected him.
So why didn't he serve? Since almost everyone else his age then was either called up, rejected or had a deferment.