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The Water Cooler Title: They Walk Among Us I walked into a Burger King with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're already buy- one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. They walk among us and many work retail. =================== One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?" They Walk among us! While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They Walk Among Us!! I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." They Walk Among Us! My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. They Walk Among Us! My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. They Walk Among Us! I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?" They Walk Among Us! While at a Pizza Hut I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces." Yep, They Walk Among Us! =================== AND........ they reproduce! Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest "...they reproduce!" And God Bless Them...the Meek Shall Inherit the Earth...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, #2. To: Mudboy Slim (#1) the Meek Shall Inherit the Earth "Meek" does not mean mentally retarded, or weak, or foolish, or wilfully ignorant. Meek is a state of spirit, not mind or body. "If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission, and offer my sword to the other side." --Ulysses S. Grant #3. To: cwrwinger (#2) Whoever said that the offspring of these sorry folks is gonna be "mentally retarded, or weak, or foolish, or wilfully ignorant"?
We've all got our issues, but our fate is our own...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, #4. To: Mudboy Slim (#3) Whoever said that the offspring My comment was about the 'meek'. What's your point? ***********************
Yes, willfully ignorant people will probably beget genetically ignorant offspring, who will do stupid things like the parents. (Like jump on top of a burning pallet while playing a guitar and singing country western.) I don't know of any dumb parents having smart children. I do know of smart parents having borderline-retard children. "If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission, and offer my sword to the other side." --Ulysses S. Grant #5. To: Mudboy Slim (#3) Whoever said that the offspring of these sorry folks is gonna be "mentally retarded, or weak, or foolish, or wilfully ignorant"? It's called genetics, Slim. It's why your kids are going to be voting for George P. Bush, someday. Bucks too hard plays too rough, 2000 pounds of dangerous stuff, The way he looks he wants to tear me apart, But the way he throws me nearly stops my heart,-Buck and Roll. #6. To: cwrwinger (#4) I do know of smart parents having borderline-retard children. You talkin' about me?
#7. To: Fred Mertz (#6) You talkin' about me? No. But any parent who uses Dr. Spock (or his clones) as a guide to raise children, will end up with borderline-retard, disfunctional children. "If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission, and offer my sword to the other side." --Ulysses S. Grant #8. To: continental op (#5) "...your kids are going to be voting for George P. Bush" LOL...they'll do so without their father's blessing...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, #9. To: cwrwinger (#4) "I don't know of any dumb parents having smart children." That's totally bogus, dude...it's more nurture than nature, imho, but many bright folks come from uneducated households...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, #10. To: Mudboy Slim (#9) He said stupid...not uneducated. Got it, stupid? Bucks too hard plays too rough, 2000 pounds of dangerous stuff, The way he looks he wants to tear me apart, But the way he throws me nearly stops my heart,-Buck and Roll. #11. To: Mudboy Slim (#8) Your grandfather would never have voted for Bush. You did so without his blessing. Bucks too hard plays too rough, 2000 pounds of dangerous stuff, The way he looks he wants to tear me apart, But the way he throws me nearly stops my heart,-Buck and Roll. #12. To: continental op (#11) "Your grandfather" J. Lee or Alva B.? "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, #13. To: continental op (#10) Why are you such an annoying bastard, pencil-dick? "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, #14. To: Mudboy Slim (#13) Because I hate morons and you sir are a grade A moron. Bucks too hard plays too rough, 2000 pounds of dangerous stuff, The way he looks he wants to tear me apart, But the way he throws me nearly stops my heart,-Buck and Roll. #15. To: Mudboy Slim (#12) J. Lee or Alva B.? Either way, no American from two generations ago would have dreamed of voting for George Bush. Bucks too hard plays too rough, 2000 pounds of dangerous stuff, The way he looks he wants to tear me apart, But the way he throws me nearly stops my heart,-Buck and Roll. #16. To: continental op (#14) Pencil-dick...no wonder you have marital relations with yer horses...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, #17. To: continental op (#15) "...no American from two generations ago would have dreamed of voting for George Bush." No American from two generations ago wouldda dreamed of voting fer Ronald Reagan either, but what's that tell us?
Penis-breath.
LOL...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, #18. To: Mudboy Slim (#17) No American from two generations ago wouldda dreamed of voting fer Ronald Reagan either False. Bucks too hard plays too rough, 2000 pounds of dangerous stuff, The way he looks he wants to tear me apart, But the way he throws me nearly stops my heart,-Buck and Roll. #19. To: Mudboy Slim (#16) I don't follow, stupid. Bucks too hard plays too rough, 2000 pounds of dangerous stuff, The way he looks he wants to tear me apart, But the way he throws me nearly stops my heart,-Buck and Roll. #20. To: continental op (#19) No wonder you have marital relations with yer horses...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, #21. To: Mudboy Slim (#20) I still don't get your point, stupid. Bucks too hard plays too rough, 2000 pounds of dangerous stuff, The way he looks he wants to tear me apart, But the way he throws me nearly stops my heart,-Buck and Roll. #22. To: continental op (#21) That's on account that yer STOOPID, stupid...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, #23. To: Mudboy Slim (#22) No. Let's go back to the beginning. You minsinterpreted the Copperhead's post and I called you on it. Bucks too hard plays too rough, 2000 pounds of dangerous stuff, The way he looks he wants to tear me apart, But the way he throws me nearly stops my heart,-Buck and Roll. #24. To: continental op (#23) Who the heck's "copperhead"? "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, #25. To: Mudboy Slim (#24) I'm sorry. You've filled your quota of stupid questions for the week. And Congressman Valladingham is still a decent poster. Bucks too hard plays too rough, 2000 pounds of dangerous stuff, The way he looks he wants to tear me apart, But the way he throws me nearly stops my heart,-Buck and Roll. #26. To: continental op (#25) Who the heck's "copperhead"?
Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest |
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