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Title: Obama Urged to Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal
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newyorker.com
URL Source: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blo ... esign-over-beyonc-scandal.html
Published: Jan 23, 2013
Author: Andy Borowitz
Post Date: 2013-01-23 18:47:34 by Ferret Mike
Keywords: None
Views: 2919
Comments: 6
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately. “By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.” While many in the media have blamed Beyoncé for the lip-synching controversy, Mr. Paul said, “We must remember that this happened on President Obama’s watch.” Mr. Paul said that the White House’s refusal to comment on the Beyoncé crisis “only serves the argument that this President has something to hide.” “If Beyoncé lip-synched the national anthem, how do we know President Obama didn’t lip-sync his oath of office?” he said. “If that’s the case, he’s not legally President. But just to be on the safe side, he should resign anyway.” Mr. Paul also blasted Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for her testimony on Benghazi before the Senate today: “Her tactic of answering each and every question we asked her didn’t fool anyone.” Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/obama-urged-to-resign-over-beyonc-scandal.html#ixzz2IqU8KqMm
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#1. To: Ferret Mike, *Liberal Rehab Staff* (#0)
With "I don't know". She's playing the blackout drinking amnesia card. Too drunk to remember...
Ha ha!
Learned it from Reagan, bush41, and Ollie North/Elliot Abrams.....;
Just learned that Whitney Houston Lip Synched her famous Super Bowl National Anthem.....;} I'm at the point where I think they rig something just to keep their hand in.....;}
I told my tavern buds that everything is fake about them from hair color, teeth enamel, tummy tucks, etc. - why should we expect real singing.
everything is fake about them.....sum's it up, nicely... thanks, Fred.....;}
Her tactic of answering each and every question we asked her
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#2. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
#3. To: hondo68 (#1)
With "I don't know". She's playing the blackout drinking amnesia card. Too drunk to remember...
#4. To: Fred Mertz (#2)
#5. To: mcgowanjm (#4)
#6. To: Fred Mertz (#5)
I told my tavern buds that everything is fake about them from hair color, teeth enamel, tummy tucks, etc. - why should we expect real singing.
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