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Title: FERRET MIKE POSTING QUEER PROPAGANDA AGAIN: The 'Queen James' Gay Bible Now Sold on Amazon
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Published: Dec 15, 2012
Author: By: Jase Peeples
Post Date: 2012-12-15 23:59:16 by Ferret Mike
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According to many scholars, the passages found in Genesis and Leviticus that condemn homosexuality were not always a part of the King James Bible. Instead, they were added at a later time.
Thankfully, a new interpretation of the sacred text dubbed The “Queen James Bible” is now available on Amazon – sans those anti-gay additions – in an attempt to usher in an era of tolerant Christianity.
Yay, we say unto thee, this fabulous Bible is described thus:
The King James Bible is the most popular Bible of all time, and arguably the most important English language document of all time. The brainchild and namesake of King James I, who wanted an English language Bible that all could own and read, it has been in print for over 400 years and has brought more people to Christ than any other Bible translation. Commonly known to biographers but often surprising to most Christians, King James I was a well-known bisexual. Though he did marry a woman, his many gay relationships were so well-known that amongst some of his friends and court, he was known as “Queen James.” It is in his great debt and honor that we name The Queen James Bible so.
After hearing this fabulous news were only left with two questions:
1.) Does this mean we can now officially open prayer with “Hey ghurl” instead of “Are you there God?”
2.) How many of you will be sending a copy to relatives for Christmas?
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#1. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
Obviously those fools don't believe there is a God, else they wouldn't try so hard to piss Him off.
Well Adam & Eve were straight, unless there was a whole lot of immaculate conception going on. They should have put a pic of Willie-Mitt on the cover to boost sales.
King James Version: Romans Chapter 1 1 Paul, a servant of Jesus Christ, called to be an apostle, separated unto the gospel of God, 2 (Which he had promised afore by his prophets in the holy scriptures,) 3 Concerning his Son Jesus Christ our Lord, which was made of the seed of David according to the flesh; 4 And declared to be the Son of God with power, according to the spirit of holiness, by the resurrection from the dead: 5 By whom we have received grace and apostleship, for obedience to the faith among all nations, for his name: 6 Among whom are ye also the called of Jesus Christ: 7 To all that be in Rome, beloved of God, called to be saints: Grace to you and peace from God our Father, and the Lord Jesus Christ. 8 First, I thank my God through Jesus Christ for you all, that your faith is spoken of throughout the whole world. 9 For God is my witness, whom I serve with my spirit in the gospel of his Son, that without ceasing I make mention of you always in my prayers; 10 Making request, if by any means now at length I might have a prosperous journey by the will of God to come unto you. 11 For I long to see you, that I may impart unto you some spiritual gift, to the end ye may be established; 12 That is, that I may be comforted together with you by the mutual faith both of you and me. 13 Now I would not have you ignorant, brethren, that oftentimes I purposed to come unto you, (but was let hitherto,) that I might have some fruit among you also, even as among other Gentiles. 14 I am debtor both to the Greeks, and to the Barbarians; both to the wise, and to the unwise. 15 So, as much as in me is, I am ready to preach the gospel to you that are at Rome also. 16 For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. 17 For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith. 18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; 19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them. 20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: 21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. 22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. 24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: 25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. 26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; 29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, 30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
Obviously if there is a God,He doesn't give a damn,or he would have never allowed it to happen. Don't you people have enough to worry about without worrying about someone else's sex life?
Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)
Don't you people have enough to worry about without worrying about someone else's sex life? Yep. The Bible says that nothing happens except by God's design. Leave it to the fundies to determine that God is doing bad stuff to us poor old mortals again. And this current crop of fundies seem more like gossipy old women, who get their jollies off by putting their noses under everyone elses's sheets.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
The King James Version was written as the English Monarchy Preservation Act OR How to Keep the Peons in Line with Faith in Magic and Sorcery or You Go to Hell Act. Whereby it was determined that the only one more holy than the King of England was Jesus.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
I think God gave us free will and the ability make mistakes.
For which, according to the Bible, you will get punished.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
Too bad their children practiced incest.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
Adam was the first man God made, not the ONLY man God made. Nor was Eve the only woman God made. The bible is about a lot of things, but not everything.
So what were the names of the others? Somehow one would think that the founding generation of all human kind should be important enough to be mentioned by name.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
That's a silly question. The bible doesn't name every person who existed throughout history.
And the fundies seem determined to take that away,although in the case of homosexuality the only people who have any choice are the bi-sexuals.
Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)
I didn't ask for that, I asked for names of the founding generation. Leaving it at just two implies incest in their children. Certainly God would not be in favor of that and could easily avoid it by sending down a few more names to the human scribes who were busy writing down the info received from God.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
Check which thread you're responding to.
I just love that edit feature!
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
I used to get mocked and ridiculed by one of my fundy aunts for asking these and other impertinent questions about the Bible. She died a few months ago and it's sort of funny as she seems to talk to me in my dreams now. It seems heaven is not the RIP reward for a Christian life well lived that she was led to believe, and she has a few lessons she has to work on over there too.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
For those who claim they don't believe in HIM, or HIS written word, they do spend an awful lot of time talking and thinking about HIM, and they have every reason for HIM to be on thier minds, for they know they cannot get away with blaming the suffering of the world on HIM when He gave them all a Free Will, man has the power and knowledge to end suffering and misery, but he chose wealth, power and greed instead, and has only himself to blame. JMHO! Revelation 22:18-19: "For I testify unto everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book, if anyone adds to these things, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this book; And if anyone takes away from the words of this book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part from the Book of Life, and from the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."
(“You can't always control who walks into your life but, you can control which window you throw them out of.”)
Of course their was. It wasn't til later that that was forbidden. Probably to let people have a more diverse gene pool. The first generations had more diverse genes. Over time that wasn't the case. Even you monkey fuckers don't believe that humans have evolved from different species.
16: And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden. 17: And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch. We can see here that there were other people in other lands, not mentioned previously in the bible.
Chapter 5 1 This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him; 2 Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created. 3 And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, and after his image; and called his name Seth: Note Click to learn about ADAM, the first man What was Adam, the first man, really like? 4 And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and HE BEGAT SONS AND DAUGHTERS:
God's plan ... sexual reproduction --- procreate ! fa**et mike --- replicate --- deviate !
If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !
It seems like Faggy Mike has turned into a hit and run poster. He posts this crap and then runs away and hides. Afraid to look at the replies, I guess. Come out from under the bed Mikey!
That may be chronologically after what you quoted. But that doesn't mean it happened before. Notice that the book starts off with "This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man,". That means it is at the start. It is just going back and making things more clear.
1 This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him; 2 Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created. 3 And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, and after his image; and called his name Seth: Note Click to learn about ADAM, the first man What was Adam, the first man, really like? 4 And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and HE BEGAT SONS AND DAUGHTERS: Also! Adam lived to be 930, the bible does not say how long Eve lived, but it had to of been a few hundred yrs also in order to populate this earth with their children. Anyone who can live so long can produce many tribes of children, children who go their separate ways when grown. These children outlived todays people by hundreds years, barring accidents, murders and desease, and bore many children during their lifespans. What many can't seem to take is that this would mean the children committed 'incest', but this was in the beginning to populate the earth, what may be loathsome and a crime to us today, was not in Adams time. Since the Bible describes all human beings as sinners, except Jesus, and we are all related (“And He has made all nations of men of one blood to dwell on all the face of the earth” Acts 17:26), the gospel makes sense only on the basis that all humans alive and all who have ever lived are descendants of the first man Adam. If this were not so, then the gospel could not be explained or defended. There were other people in other lands, but they were all decendents of Adam and Eve who had left home and created their own tribes. Adam and Eve had many other children before, and after them. JMHO!
(“You can't always control who walks into your life but, you can control which window you throw them out of.”)
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Afraid to look at the replies, I guess. Come out from under the bed Mikey! Fuck off shithead. I have a seasonal job I am working 12 hour days five days a week for Harry And David working as a coach for telephone sales reps. I've done it every year for decades, which is why I coach now. I don't have time to cater to this failed forum and haveother things actually worthwhile to do, unlike posting here.
Are you sure? Since Eve was made from Adam's rib, according to current human DNA she would be a clone (hence a male) of Adam. Maybe God made the earlier generations able to asexually reproduce.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
Hondo thinks everyone can spend 24/7 on this site posting spam like he does. He's probably got Badeye's record already beat.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
He posted one thread yesterday were he recycled someone else's commnt as his own. I actually have tended to like Hodo dispite our obvious differences. But if he wants to start gay baiting me merely because he hates my position on this issue, I have no problems with butting heads with this guy who thinks baiting over discussion is the way to go.
That right there has always made me wonder why anybody would want to read that or any newer versions... I would think they would want to read this version “We have four boxes with which to defend our freedom: the soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the ammunition box.”
Catholics use the Douay-Rheims Bible You posted this gay baiting thread. Who put the verses into the Bible that they took out of this queenie one? They claim that someone put them in "later", but don't say who. Aren't they in the Geneva Bible, as well as the Douay-Rheims Bible and the latin vulgate? If they were "added later" how come they've been around so long? Is "F' you" a direct quote from queen james?
It's a free country so don't read it. No one knows for certain who authored half the books in the Bible, but Christians will continute to squabble about "who is right" until ....... It's a book with the perfect formula to keep preachers rolling in dough trying to spin it's hundreds of inconsistencies.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
Yet you are such a moron you can't name one. You really are stupid.
Thank you... Doesn't it contain "books and passages" that are missing from other Bibles, like the Hebrew version??
“We have four boxes with which to defend our freedom: the soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the ammunition box.”
Yeah, but the "Our Father" that protestants use has an extra verse at the end. It's in the Catholic bible, but we just don't use it when saying that prayer. I had an Aunt that was prot, and she seemed to consider it her duty to read to us kids from the KJV. She liked to freak us out by adding that extra verse. "For thine is the kingdom, and the power and the glory......."
I didn't know you guys didn't use the last verse, well looks like I learned something today...
“We have four boxes with which to defend our freedom: the soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the ammunition box.”
17: And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch. We can see here that there were other people in other lands, not mentioned previously in the bible. NOT true,ABC. We all know from da Holie Bible that dey wuz only 4 people on the brand new planet back then,and we all know da Holie Bible doesn't lie to us because it is the exact word of Gawd,just as they fell out of his mouth. What happened was that Cain went to a new land (wasn't it ALL new back then?) and as he was wandering around lost and lonesome,a monkey jumped out of a tree and said "Hi,Sailor! New in town?" And since the only other female that had ever made him this offer was his mother,we all know what happened next. Thus it is possible we are a product of both divine intervention from both God and from Cain's POV,a monkey jumping out of a tree. A combination of Creationism AND evolution.
Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)
Is it just monkeys you fuck or other animals too?
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#2. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
(Edited)
King James I was a well-known bisexual
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#3. To: Abcdefg (#1)
#4. To: Abcdefg (#1)
Obviously those fools don't believe there is a God, else they wouldn't try so hard to piss Him off
#5. To: sneakypete (#4)
Obviously if there is a God,He doesn't give a damn,or he would have never allowed it to happen.
#6. To: A K A Stone (#3)
King James Version: Romans Chapter 1
#7. To: mininggold, sneakypete (#5)
#8. To: Abcdefg (#7)
I think God gave us free will and the ability make mistakes.
#9. To: hondo68 (#2)
Well Adam & Eve were straight, unless there was a whole lot of immaculate conception going on
#10. To: mininggold (#9)
#11. To: Abcdefg (#10)
Adam was the first man God made, not the ONLY man God made. Nor was Eve the only woman God made. The bible is about a lot of things, but not everything.
#12. To: mininggold (#11)
(Edited)
So what were the names of the others?
#13. To: Abcdefg (#7)
I think God gave us free will and the ability make mistakes.
#14. To: Abcdefg (#12)
(Edited)
#15. To: mininggold (#14)
#16. To: Abcdefg (#15)
Check which thread you're responding to.
#17. To: Abcdefg (#15)
#18. To: Abcdefg, Ferret Mike (#1)
(Edited)
Obviously those fools don't believe there is a God, else they wouldn't try so hard to piss Him off.
#19. To: mininggold (#14)
Leaving it at just two implies incest in their children.
#20. To: A K A Stone (#19)
#21. To: Abcdefg (#20)
We can see here that there were other people in other lands, not mentioned previously in the bible.
#22. To: A K A Stone (#19)
#23. To: A K A Stone, Ferret Mike, *Liberal Rehab Staff* (#19)
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#24. To: Abcedfg (#21)
#25. To: A K A Stone, Abcdefg (#21)
Chapter 5
#26. To: sneakypete, A K A Stone (#4)
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#27. To: hondo68 (#23)
(Edited)
It seems like Faggy Mike has turned into a hit and run poster. He posts this crap and then runs away and hides.
#28. To: A K A Stone (#19)
Of course their was. It wasn't til later that that was forbidden. Probably to let people have a more diverse gene pool. The first generations had more diverse genes. Over time that wasn't the case.
#29. To: Ferret Mike, Hondo68 (#27)
Fuck off shithead. I have a seasonal job I am working 12 hour days five days a week for Harry And David working as a coach for telephone sales reps.
#30. To: mininggold (#29)
Hondo thinks everyone can spend 24/7 on this site posting spam like he does. He's probably got Badeye's record already beat.
#31. To: mininggold (#6)
The King James Version was written as the English Monarchy Preservation Act OR How to Keep the Peons in Line with Faith in Magic and Sorcery or You Go to Hell Act.
or something even older!!
#32. To: CZ82 (#31)
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#33. To: Ferret Mike (#30)
(Edited)
gay baiting
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#34. To: hondo68 (#33)
(Edited)
You posted this gay baiting thread. Who put the verses into the Bible that they took out of this queenie one?
#35. To: mininggold (#34)
hundreds of inconsistencies.
#36. To: hondo68 (#32)
Catholics use the Douay-Rheims Bible
#37. To: CZ82 (#36)
Doesn't it contain "books and passages" that are missing from other Bibles, like the Hebrew version??
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#38. To: hondo68 (#37)
Yeah, but the "Our Father" that protestants use has an extra verse at the end. It's in the Catholic bible, but we just don't use it when saying that prayer.
#39. To: Abcdefg, A K A Stone (#20)
16: And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.
#40. To: sneakypete (#39)
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