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Title: Top Ten Explanations for TLBSHOW's Disapearance
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URL Source: http://fargonenews.com
Published: Jan 10, 2007
Author: me
Post Date: 2007-01-10 14:59:20 by continental op
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Views: 10756
Comments: 21
1. He's become a roadie for Big and Rich. 2. He was heartbroken after my proposal to reinstate him at LP was turned down and wondered out in the ocean never to be seen again. 3. He's playing drums for Shanna Crooks/Gretchen Wilson/Miranda Lambert. 4. His wife smashed his computer with an axe. 5. He absconded to Mexico with Freddy Mertz's money. 6. Ann Coulter finally yielded to her desire for him. 7. He never existed, except as a computer program. 8. He converted to Judaism and is now wearing a yarmulke. 9. He is hiding in Jhoffa's garage. 10. Badeye got him a job as a private eyeball in Ohio.
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#1. To: continental op (#0)
I vote #7 & #9.... Makes perfect sense (to me at least).
11. He finally got fired from his government job and lost the use of a computer. (he was caught by his black Muslim boss downloading Bible verses) (sarcasmoff)
"If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission, and offer my sword to the other side." --Ulysses S. Grant
#1 Reason I owe a good friend money and until I get it paid I am not going to be wasting time posting on the internet. Enjoy the weather...
Now I have told you before it happens so that, when it happens, you may believe
Don't be a total stranger, my friend. Tell the family hey from me and happy new year too. Did I tell you I bought a thoroughbred? Horse racing might become my second career.
No kidding? Wouldn't have thunk you were that type, Freddy. What's the deal, you really going to race it?
She said, hey cowboy, where's your horse I said, I lost everything but this saddle in my second divorce...
If you race it in Kentucky let us know. I could maybe come see that. Good fortunes.
We're getting ready to break her next month. After that a race trainer. If she makes it to the track (50% chance) I'll let you know. I have high hopes.
Oh good grief... "Some people march to a different drummer — and some people polka."
Happy New Year Fred. I new you liked horse racing, didn't know you were going to get into the biz. Cool! .. When you own a racehorse you own a professional sports franchise. You and your "team" can compete at the highest levels of the sport and race in the Kentucky Derby or Breeders' Cup races. Part of the reason thoroughbred horse racing is the "Greatest Game" is that the barriers to entry are very small. While owning a racehorse is by no means cheap, it certainly is when compared to the costs of participating in other major sports. Have you priced a professional football team or baseball team lately? Consider the yearling prices of some recent Kentucky Derby Winners: Funny Cide (2003) - $22,000, War Emblem (2002)- $20,000, Real Quiet (1998) - $17,000, Silver Charm (1997) $16,500 and Thunder Gulch (1995) - $40,000. For less than the price of a new car you could have owned a Kentucky Derby Winner! There are few things more thrilling than watching a horse you own come charging down the stretch. Whether its a $5,000 claimer or a horse racing in graded stakes company you will be jumping out of your skin rooting for your horse. http://www.horsehats.com/OwnARacehorse.html
Now I have told you before it happens so that, when it happens, you may believe
Good Luck with the horse Fred - I never owned a thoroughbred, but had a few quarter horses and some ponies while growing up. Even if she never *Runs for the Roses*, Here's to a happy, healthy mare and her new *papa*.
Whazzup, dude? Good to see you back on-line...MUD
Question Conventional Wisdom!!
That's the thrill of it. Plus, I'm on a one year learning journey in this adventure.
11. He's off to Florida with a shovel, a lamp cord and a plan to resuscitate "Terri" 12. He’s bombing Mecca. 13. A series of extended IM communications with Palo resulted in both their heads exploding. 14. Someone got drunk and let him back on FR… Again. 15. He’s been busy repeating "It rubs the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again.." from atop the gigantic hole he dug in the basement. 16. Think: "Bear claw" and "Sale" 17. He finally got that lightning bolt we all knew was coming.. 18. He’s cruzing gay chat rooms with Fahey. 19. He’s been adopted by Michael Savage and now spends his time writing material for the show. 20. Fred Phelps sued him for copyright infringement and he can’t post as a condition of the settlement.
Substantionally better reasons than mine...
She said, hey cowboy, where's your horse I said, I lost everything but this saddle in my second divorce...
Enjoy the weather... http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/homepage.cgi?h=TLBSHOW ps...GEORGE BUSH IS A TRAITOR - To: Travis McGee Travis was right. 36 posted on 01/14/2007 2:00:57 AM EST by stainlessbanner http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1767329/posts
Now I have told you before it happens so that, when it happens, you may believe
"The republic is not in danger of collapse, but has already begun to collapse. And what we shall decide in the course of the next couple of years is whether or not that collapse shall move along to an irretrievable conclusion. I believe that this is going to result in a great crisis of our nation and of our political institutions." January 8, 2007 http://www.renewamerica .us/news/070108concord.htm enjoy the weather willie, happy new years!
Now I have told you before it happens so that, when it happens, you may believe
Damn straight!! In the 70's for the second day in a row...in mid-January!! Glory be to God...MUD
Question Conventional Wisdom!!
You'll be cooling your jets in a day or two, MUDbot. We're dropping about twenty degrees in a few hours this afternoon.
Yep...I have no doubt January is gonna be back with a vengeance...and it will surely feel that much worse considering the mild winter we've had so far...summer was kind of mild as well. Maybe this Global Warming thing ain't so bad...MUD
Question Conventional Wisdom!!
Same guy? https://twitter.com/tlbshow
Looks like him with his quotes and tweet links. Looks like he found scripture and religion too.
#2. To: continental op (#0)
#3. To: continental op (#0)
#4. To: TLBSHOW (#3)
#5. To: Fred Mertz (#4)
Did I tell you I bought a thoroughbred?
#6. To: Fred Mertz (#4)
#7. To: A K A Stone (#6)
#8. To: TLBSHOW (#3)
#1 Reason I owe a good friend money and until I get it paid I am not going to be wasting time posting on the internet
Don't tell us that YOU'RE the infamous "anonymous donor from Texas" who always wraps up the Snookerthons.
Cripes... no WONDER those things keep dragging out longer and longer!
#9. To: Fred Mertz (#4)
#10. To: Fred Mertz (#7)
#11. To: TLBSHOW (#9)
#12. To: TLBSHOW (#9)
There are few things more thrilling than watching a horse you own...
#13. To: continental op (#0)
#14. To: Jhoffa_ (#13)
#15. To: Mudboy Slim (#11)
Hello old friend - happy new year oh i am not ready to come back full time just yet , but
#16. To: Willie Green (#8)
No God, no republic. No God, no representation. No God, no due process. No God, no sanctity of individual rights, liberty, and life.
#17. To: TLBSHOW (#15)
"Enjoy the weather..."
#18. To: Mudboy Slim (#17)
#19. To: Fred Mertz (#18)
#20. To: Fred Mertz (#18)
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul
Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.
Paul Craig Roberts
#21. To: Deckard (#20)
big and rich score the #4 country charted album this week www.billboard.com/charts/...gs#/charts/country-albums …
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