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Title: Coral Snake Song - Grandfather's Clock (Donald Rumsfeld Gets WORST Jerk of the Year "award" for being the ASPARTAME SERIAL POISONER!!!)
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Published: Jan 1, 2007
Author: Coral Snake
Post Date: 2007-01-01 23:58:19 by Coral Snake
Keywords: Rumsfeld, Hayes, Crooks, Aspartame, Brain Cancer, ElapidTunes
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Coral Snake Song - Grandfather's Clock (Donald Rumsfeld Gets WORST Jerk of the Year "award" for being the ASPARTAME SERIAL POISONER!!!)
Writing the history of our time in song to historic music.
Original Song by Henry Clay Work (1876)
Update barody by Coral Snake (2006)
Midi - Grandfather's Clock
(Musical introduction)
> (1.)
For many long years it was left unapproved,
It belonged on the reject pile floor;
But the new CEO Donald Rumsfeld then moved,
To get the poison out of Searle's door.
It was called Aspartame the poison of sweetened fame,
All for Monsanto's treasure and pride;
So Don Rumsfeld-- got Aspartame a pass--
And more sheeple died.
(CHORUS)
FDA leader, his choosing (crook, crook, crook, crook),
Then false reports he's using (crook, crook, crook, crook),
Don Rumsfeld-- got Aspartame a pass--
And more sheeple died.
(2.)
Don Rumsfeld gave food safety a fatal blow,
FDA leader was his new toy;
With his hand picked selection Don Rumsfeld would know,
That approval would come with this ploy.
With its poisonous roar Aspartame came out the door,
As in its test reports Rummy lied;
So Don Rumsfeld-- got Aspartame a pass--
And more sheeple died.
(CHORUS)
FDA leader, his choosing (crook, crook, crook, crook),
Then false reports he's using (crook, crook, crook, crook)
Don Rumsfeld-- got Aspartame a pass--
And more sheeple died.
(3.)
Doctor Arthur Hayes the crook Rummy did hire,
To get the approval off the ground;
And Hayes would not waste time, for he had one desire--
In his cooshey job to stick around.
Aspartame won its race-- As Hayes said with a streight face,
That it would not cause our health to slide;
So Don Rumsfeld-- got Aspartame a pass--
And more sheeple died.
(CHORUS)
FDA leader, his choosing (crook, crook, crook, crook),
Then false reports he's using (crook, crook, crook, crook)
Don Rumsfeld-- got Aspartame a pass--
And more sheeple died.
(4.)
Genuine reports, they were switched in the night--
About rats that were found dead or dumb;
Then those reports were torched and the ashes took flight--
And by false ones approval had come.
For the truth rang the chime, that Aspartame Was a crime,
And thereby the rats' brains had been fried;
So Don Rumsfeld-- got Aspartame a pass--
And more sheeple died.
(CHORUS)
FDA leader, his choosing (crook, crook, crook, crook),
Then false reports he's using (crook, crook, crook, crook)
Don Rumsfeld-- got Aspartame a pass--
And more sheeple died.
(Musical ending) (1 image)
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I'm particularly proud of this one because it is the first of my song parody- updates where I sequenced the MIDI file myself rather than using one from some one elses Internet site the way Douggie does.
The papacy has made colossal fools of untold millions of people down through history, and it is still doing so today.
#2. To: Coral Snake (#1)
(crook, crook, crook, crook),
You are much better than douggie.
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