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Title: Fake KFC Ad with John Goodman
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URL Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai ... -chick-fil-a-article-1.1127382
Published: Aug 4, 2012
Author: Meena Hart Duerson
Post Date: 2012-08-04 17:47:21 by Hondo68
Keywords: mock Chick-fil-A, the gayest chicken, open on Sundays
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Comments: 111
A hilarious new video from ‘Funny or Die’ show how KFC could have reacted to Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay-marriage stance.
Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay marriage stance may have sparked a nationwide controversy, but a hilarious new video suggests one of the chain’s competitors is using the opportunity to win the chicken war.
In a new spoof for FunnyorDie.com, John Goodman is decked out as Kentucky Fried Chicken founder and mascot Colonel Sanders and declares he “loves the gays.”
“It don’t take a bonified Einstein genius to know that I’m an old-fashioned sort,” he bellows from a Southern-styled living room.
“But when it comes to ... marriage rights - why I reckon I’m a bit more progressive than my pals down at Chick-fil-A,” he says. “Yep, let it be known that Colonel Sanders loves the gays. Hell, I might even be gay.”
The video then cuts to a man flirtatiously calling out to him, “Hey, Colonel, dinner’s almost ready.”
“See?” Goodman says to the camera mischeviously.
Outfitted in the Colonel’s signature white-suited style, Goodman uses his over-the-top impression to mock Chick-fil-A, which has been under fire since the company’s president said last month they are “guilty as charged” when it comes to supporting the “biblical definition of the family unit.”
Funny or Die
The chain donated $4 million in 2009 and 2010 to right-wing groups that oppose the legalization of gay marriage.
By contrast, the Colonel - as played by Goodman - wants to scoop up all the business Chick-fil-A has lost by alienating gay customers, advertising KFC as the place to go “if you want the gayest chicken.”
“I love all gay people always. And, we’re open on Sundays,” he says, taking another swipe at Chick-fil-A which is only open Monday through Saturday for religious reasons.
“The only church the Colonel attends on Sunday is the church of chicken,” Goodman’s Colonel says. “Not to be confused with Church’s Chicken, whom I hear, unlike myself, hate gays.”
The video comes on the heels of Wednesday’s “Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day,” in which supporters of the fast food chain packed its stores across the country in a rally organized by and Fox News host and former GOP candidate Mike Huckabee.
Despite the firestorm over Chick-fil-A’s position, the “Colonel” says he doesn’t actually care about beliefs - it all comes to money.
“I don’t actually give a s---,” Goodman says pointedly. “Gay or not, you’re all just a bunch of big old money mouths walking around talking and eating.”
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They want to kill believers in the one true God.
Gee,don't fundie Muslims say the EXACT SAME THING?
I want to defend myself from the evil hordes that are coming.
And the best way to do that is to kill anybody and everybody you suspect of not being a member of your religious cult?
That you are part of.
Yeah,if there is one thing I am known for,it is my rock solid belief in religion and fighting religious wars.
Good call!
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
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#62. To: Fibr Dog, AKA Stone (#40)
Hello Fibr. Sneaky thinks we should redefine marriage to include same sex couples. That is perverting it. I see. This was a continuation of an on-going debate between you two. Ok, I get it now. I figured it was something like that but wasn't sure and thought I would ask.
And of course Stone is seeing this through his distorted viewpoint. I have never said any such thing. It is just his foolish beliefs that homosexual marriages are a threat to his marriage.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
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#63. To: sneakypete (#62)
And of course Stone is seeing this through his distorted viewpoint. I have never said any such thing. It is just his foolish beliefs that homosexual marriages are a threat to his marriage.
Not to my marriage peter. To our nation. To the planet earth. Dumb ass.
#64. To: A K A Stone (#41)
Do I agree with Mitt on saying the gays should be in the boy scouts. Hell no I don't. But he didn't say the Boy Scouts should be forced to accept them. I wish his opinion was more like mine but it isn't. I can accept it because he is probably just thinking they are all just kids who should be given a chance to be in the scouts. I can agree with that a bit. As there is really no such thing as gay people or gay boy scouts. They are all just sinners who make bad sinful choices. No one is born that way. So to claim to be gay is not really true. It is just a name they put on their sin to try and cover it.
BullBush! You accept it because he has the "right" union label behind his name. If he were a Dim you would be howling at the moon over what he has said.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#65. To: Liberator (#42)
Of course he does; The Godless and queers are all militant anti-Christian. And note who their natural ally is: COMMUNISTS. DEMOCRATS.
Whut dis cuntrie needs iz a good Holy War,huh?
First we'uns will kill off all the non-believers,then we kin go after the ones that follow the false gods!
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#66. To: sneakypete (#65)
Whut dis cuntrie needs iz a good Holy War,huh?First we'uns will kill off all the non-believers,then we kin go after the ones that follow the false gods!
That would be a good plan except it is not possible to root out only the evil.
#67. To: Fibr Dog (#51) (Edited)
Another great post on your part.
There is question about societal values within all your reasoning because of historical trends. Prior to WW2 the family unit was an enviable picture of America, rooted in social-cultural mores/values about raising a family within an agrarian culture. WW2 stopped this behaviour. Since WW2 America has experienced serious internal problems that have not been addressed as the fracture of the family unit as progressed. And the social trends are ever-increasing, too.
The same fracture about family values has lead to the socialization of America energized by the press and harboured by obvious QUEERS, such as yukon of LP.
There is no solution.
#68. To: A K A Stone, Fibr Dog (#43)
It goes the the redefining of our culture into some sex obsessed fag culture.
If anybody is obsessed with sex,it is you and the homos you square off against. I don't give a damn who any of you want to hump,as long as it isn't me.
I don't want to live in a nation where fags are a protected class with special protections.
But you DO want to live in a country where heterosexuals are a protected class with special protections.
How about this? How about we live in a country where everybody has these same rights and obligations IN THE EYES OF THE LAW?
After all,anything less is un-American.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#69. To: Liberator (#45)
These Godless perverts and satanic purveyors of ALL things subversive and perverse defy (God's) nature, laws and morality.
Let's see,here. According to a book that people like you CLAIM is the virtual word of your God,he got another man's wife pregnant,and made her and her husband raise HIS child without paying any child support whatsoever. How Godly is that? Antwan on the corner does the same thing. Why not worship Antwan?
Also,isn't this the same guy that says that jealousy is one of the "7 Deadly Sins",and then turns around and says "I am a JEALOUS God!" This is a God that can't even follow his OWN damn rules,and is surely going to burn in hell for it forever,if what he says is true.
And don't blame ME for starting this. It was you and Stone that started in on me.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#70. To: sneakypete (#68)
How about this? How about we live in a country where everybody has these same rights and obligations IN THE EYES OF THE LAW?
That sounds very reasonable Pete. Except you are lying. You want special privelages for faggots to be able to change meanings of words.
You are a perverter. You are right. You are un-American.
#71. To: A K A Stone, mininggold (#49)
What hate. I am full of love.
ROFLMAO! Is that you,Slick Willie? It sure reminded me of your "Ah did NOT have sex with that woman" line.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#72. To: buckeroo (#67) (Edited)
#73. To: A K A Stone (#72) (Edited)
#74. To: Fibr Dog (#51)
The problem IMHO is the fact that the state is involved in marriage in the first place. Marriage is a contract between a man and a woman with God as witness. The state isn't involved at all. Oh sure, they can forcibly involve themselves as they have done, but that doesn't make their involvement anymore legitimate than the state claiming that it is midnight at three o' clock in the afternoon.
To be fair here,the Catholic Church,which really was a shadow government all over Europe at the time,stepped in and got involved in marriage for a number of very good reasons.
One reason was back then most people were illiterate,and priests were basically the only people that the typical serf could come into contact with that could read and write. Since somebody had to step in and accept the role of record- keeper on marriages,births,and deaths,the Catholic Church accepted this role. There really wasn't anyone else in a position to do it.
This was important for a couple of reasons. Not the least of which were establishing a social order that was clear and understandable,and establishing inheritance rights.
Naturally,once the CC lost political power and reduced to the position of mere religion,the state took over these duties.
I honestly don't think any reasonable person can question the fact that these records needed and need to be taken and kept.
One of the things about this argument is that NOBODY here is saying that ANY religion has to sanction or perform marriage ceremonies for homosexuals.
What we are talking about is the RIGHTS of homosexuals to be treated like ever other American citizen and get married in a CIVIL ceremony.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#75. To: sneakypete (#74)
One of the things about this argument is that NOBODY here is saying that ANY religion has to sanction or perform marriage ceremonies for homosexuals.
That isn't true. Many of your queer allies want to force churches to marry the queers. They also want to force businesses that offer benefits to married couples to be forced to give benefits to your pervert buddies.
#76. To: A K A Stone (#54)
So that is your standard. If it doesn't ruin someone elses marriage it is ok according to pervetpeter.So you support your right to marry the piece of shit in Roseanne Barrs toilet.
Are you having a Midol Moment,Stone? Since WHEN is a piece of shit a American citizen?
Last I checked that wouldn't ruin my marriage.
Then you are not harmed in any respect,so it is none of your business who marries who.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#77. To: A K A Stone (#55)
Then you are inconsistent as that is the excuse you use to support queer pretend marriage.
I don't support ANY marriage. What I support is the US Constition,and the rights of ALL citizens to be treated equally.
Me do thinks you are in the closet. There is no other explanation for it unless you are just plain old stupid. You stupid Pete?
Well,it does seem clear that ONE of us is stupid,anyhow.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#78. To: A K A Stone (#58)
Just because you are to much of a dumb fuck doesn't mean you are not in fact a satanist. Just a dumb one.
BOO!
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#79. To: A K A Stone (#66)
Whut dis cuntrie needs iz a good Holy War,huh? First we'uns will kill off all the non-believers,then we kin go after the ones that follow the false gods!That would be a good plan except it is not possible to root out only the evil.
Unbelievable!
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#80. To: sneakypete (#79)
Whut dis cuntrie needs iz a good Holy War,huh? First we'uns will kill off all the non-believers,then we kin go after the ones that follow the false gods!That would be a good plan except it is not possible to root out only the evil.
Unbelievable!
If you could you wouldn't root out evil in the world.
Believable coming from you comrade.
#81. To: A K A Stone (#70)
Except you are lying.
Fuck you! I don't lie.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#82. To: A K A Stone, sneakypete (#80)
If you could you wouldn't root out evil in the world.
What IS Evil, Stone? Your baseless mantra about your understanding of some OhiOan Christian local church in a Sunday HELLFIRE&DAMNATION SERVICE?
#83. To: A K A Stone (#75)
One of the things about this argument is that NOBODY here is saying that ANY religion has to sanction or perform marriage ceremonies for homosexuals.That isn't true.
How the HELL do you know it isn't true? You wouldn't recognize true if it ran over your foot.
Many of your queer allies want to force churches to marry the queers.
What queer allies is this? Name them.
And while you are at it,name ANY post of mine where I have EVER stated that homosexuals have a right to get married anywhere but in a civil ceremony.
They also want to force businesses that offer benefits to married couples to be forced to give benefits to your pervert buddies.
Yeah,we don't need nunna that stinkin' "equal treatment under the law" stuff in your 'murika,do we?
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#84. To: A K A Stone (#80)
If you could you wouldn't root out evil in the world.
LOL! Be vewwy,vewwy careful what you are asking for Stone,because you might not like it if you get it. There will be people out there hunting wabbits with special collars.
There is NO civil government in the history of the world that is responsible for even a small percentage of the evil done in the name of religion.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#85. To: sneakypete (#84)
Stone wackiness is shown in his personal Mittie solution about America's issues but Stone shall vote for the dumbfuck. BTW, Mittie wants gays in the boy scouts. We can suppose Stone's logical connection for a faux presidential candidate representing values to Americans leads to his own "gaydom."
Stone shall be on state welfare in no time for parroting of government BS.
#86. To: A K A Stone (#54)
If it doesn't ruin someone elses marriage it is ok according to pervetpeter.
I'm going to try to dumb this down to your level. It is neither ok or NOT ok. What it is,is none of your or my business.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#87. To: buckeroo (#85)
BTW, Mittie wants gays in the boy scouts.
Doesn't matter. All that matters to Stone and the other loons is that he has the magical "Big Red "R"" behind his name. Therefore,he MUST be a conservative.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#88. To: sneakypete, buckeroo, A K A Stone, *Yukon neo-Progressive Vermin* (#87)
#2. To: buckeroo (#1)Take the month off.
A K A Stone posted on 2012-08-05 16:10:09 ET
Stone banned him for a month. Dissin' the big R.
All hail the orange god, John Boehner!
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
#89. To: sneakypete (#56)
Pete, you've jumped the shark of credibility and sanity. Only you know your inner-demons. Wish I could help you, but God will help a man who helps himself, amen.
In the meantime you've managed a three-way tie for idiocy and intellectual bankruptcy along with Yu-klown and Fire Island. That's been quite a feat. There's no subject of which I could ever take you seriously about.
That said, I still pray that one day you humble yourself and see the light. No, I don't hate you, just as I've noted before - just pity you.
#90. To: sneakypete (#65) (Edited)
First we'uns will kill off all the non-believers,then we kin go after the ones that follow the false gods!
Stupid isn't a crime, but now you're just...a damn liar. And EVERYONE who reads your whacked out hyperbole laughs at you....when they're not whispering to themselves, "WTH happened to Pete??!?"
But hey - it's YOUR integrity and degree of cred hitting bottom. No one else's.
#91. To: Fibr Dog (#60) (Edited)
What is happening today is no different than what has happened over and over again since the beginning of time. It is all part of the never ending sin-salvation cycle. The question is, do you meet immorality and decadence head-on with hatred and anger?
Yes, it IS different. We are in the End Times when God will separate the wheat from the chaff; When Satan's desperate days are numbered and his power to deceive has never been greater. The degree of evil and immorality and decadence will grow ever worse. You can see that clearly in just the past decade. People are now brazen enough to mick God in the public square...as the Godless and immoral are highly esteemed and even respected.
As to your question, evil should always be met with defense of our God-given liberty righteousness and His word. Christians should NOT nor will not lie down like lambs to slaughter.
We embrace our congregation and do our best to ignore the outside world as we live our lives for Jesus. That does not mean we give up though, it just means that we focus upon those around us. We try to be Christian role models while preaching the word of the Lord to those that will listen and leaving alone those that won't, praying that our example and His will will soften their hearts.
Well stared....I pray you're right.
Eventually things will get so bad that people will begin to see their folly and begin turning back to the Lord in droves. As I said, it's happened over and over since time began. For an example of what I mean by sin-salvation cycle, read the Book of Judges. What happened throughout that whole book is happening now and has been happening forever.
I think there will indeed be a massive turning to God ion the near future. But ignoring this vast social-interacted word is near-impossible - let's face it. But that's both good and bad news.
Matthew 3:12:
Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and gather his wheat into the garner; but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire
And then...
Luke 12:51-53
King James Version (KJV)
51 Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division:
52 For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three.
53 The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
#92. To: hondo68, A K A Stone (#88)
Stone banned him for a month. Dissin' the big R.
Stone,please tell me you are kidding? If you're not,I hope you reconsider tomorrow after you have calmed down some.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#93. To: hondo68 (#88)
I didn't ban for him anything you see posted. I gave him the month off for the pm he sent me and the stuff you don't see that I deleted.
#94. To: sneakypete (#92)
93
#95. To: Liberator (#89)
There's no subject of which I could ever take you seriously about
You are letting your prejudices overrule your common sense. The truth is not always pleasant,but it is always the truth.
Which you have a right to do if that's what makes you happy.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#96. To: Liberator (#90)
But hey - it's YOUR integrity and degree of cred hitting bottom. No one else's.
If you say so.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#97. To: A K A Stone (#93)
I didn't ban for him anything you see posted. I gave him the month off for the pm he sent me and the stuff you don't see that I deleted.
Gotcha.
#98. To: A K A Stone (#94)
Ok,thanks for clearing that up,Stone.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
#99. To: sneakypete (#95) (Edited)
The truth is not always pleasant,but it is always the truth.
Truth. Something of which you are clearly oblivious.
Sneakypete: "You and religious figures like the Ayotollah Khomeni,bin Laden,Stalin,Hitler,and Mao sure do seem to have a lot in common."
LMAO! You and the "Truth" have ZERO in common. LIAR.
#100. To: Liberator (#99)
Sneakypete: "You and religious figures like the Ayotollah Khomeni,bin Laden,Stalin,Hitler,and Mao sure do seem to have a lot in common."LMAO! You and the "Truth" have ZERO in common. LIAR.
Hit's a little too close to home for comfort,doesn't it?
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011
Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
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