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Title: Fake KFC Ad with John Goodman
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NYDailyNews
URL Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai ... -chick-fil-a-article-1.1127382
Published: Aug 4, 2012
Author: Meena Hart Duerson
Post Date: 2012-08-04 17:47:21 by Hondo68
Keywords: mock Chick-fil-A, the gayest chicken, open on Sundays
Views: 58062
Comments: 111
Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay marriage stance may have sparked a nationwide controversy, but a hilarious new video suggests one of the chain’s competitors is using the opportunity to win the chicken war.
In a new spoof for FunnyorDie.com, John Goodman is decked out as Kentucky Fried Chicken founder and mascot Colonel Sanders and declares he “loves the gays.”
“It don’t take a bonified Einstein genius to know that I’m an old-fashioned sort,” he bellows from a Southern-styled living room.
“But when it comes to ... marriage rights - why I reckon I’m a bit more progressive than my pals down at Chick-fil-A,” he says. “Yep, let it be known that Colonel Sanders loves the gays. Hell, I might even be gay.”
The video then cuts to a man flirtatiously calling out to him, “Hey, Colonel, dinner’s almost ready.”
“See?” Goodman says to the camera mischeviously.
Outfitted in the Colonel’s signature white-suited style, Goodman uses his over-the-top impression to mock Chick-fil-A, which has been under fire since the company’s president said last month they are “guilty as charged” when it comes to supporting the “biblical definition of the family unit.”
The chain donated $4 million in 2009 and 2010 to right-wing groups that oppose the legalization of gay marriage.
By contrast, the Colonel - as played by Goodman - wants to scoop up all the business Chick-fil-A has lost by alienating gay customers, advertising KFC as the place to go “if you want the gayest chicken.”
“I love all gay people always. And, we’re open on Sundays,” he says, taking another swipe at Chick-fil-A which is only open Monday through Saturday for religious reasons.
“The only church the Colonel attends on Sunday is the church of chicken,” Goodman’s Colonel says. “Not to be confused with Church’s Chicken, whom I hear, unlike myself, hate gays.”
The video comes on the heels of Wednesday’s “Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day,” in which supporters of the fast food chain packed its stores across the country in a rally organized by and Fox News host and former GOP candidate Mike Huckabee.
Despite the firestorm over Chick-fil-A’s position, the “Colonel” says he doesn’t actually care about beliefs - it all comes to money.
“I don’t actually give a s---,” Goodman says pointedly. “Gay or not, you’re all just a bunch of big old money mouths walking around talking and eating.”
Watch the video on your mobile device HERE.
A hilarious new video from ‘Funny or Die’ show how KFC could have reacted to Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay-marriage stance.
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#1. To: hondo68 (#0)
What is really funny is how clueless the PC left is. Chik-Fil-A just had record sales on Wednesday, due to all of those Christian folks that this comedian thinks is a tiny fringe. On the other hand, gays are only around 2% of the population. I seriously would not be surprised if KFC sued these folks for defamation. I'd much rather have the business of the overwhelming majority of the nation than to pander to a tiny percent.
Well,if you are a life-long leftist that has been living in cities and been a part of the entertainment industry your whole life,EVERYBODY that is a heterosexual is a fringe element. If you piss off the homos in Hollywood your career is over because none of the writers will write for you,and none of the distributors or producers want anything to do with you due to fear of a writer's strike. Same thing in NYC if you are a actor or actress. Good luck getting a job on Broadway if you are anti-homo anything.
You being for the perversion of marriage. Makes you part of the problem. Just saying.
Where did you get that idea? I'm neither for it or against it for other people regardless of their sexual orientation,and am definitely against marriage on a personal level.
Why do you use faggot words like sexual orientation? Don't bother answering I know you use the Newspeak dictionary. It is sexual preference. It is a choice. If a queer wants to get married let the queer marry a woman. People who think like you (not actually thinking) need to shunned and ridiculed. Maybe violence at some point in the future when it gets to bad.
"sexual orientation." Why does Mitt, and why do you support the gay marriage license signing fag, who wishes that the boy scouts would accept pedophiles?
Romney has never ever come out in favor of fag marriage. Sure he is more willing to accept them then me or others. I can live with that if he is fair. The supreme court in Massachusetts brought fag marriage to that state. Not Mitt Romney. Do I agree with Mitt on saying the gays should be in the boy scouts. Hell no I don't. But he didn't say the Boy Scouts should be forced to accept them. I wish his opinion was more like mine but it isn't. I can accept it because he is probably just thinking they are all just kids who should be given a chance to be in the scouts. I can agree with that a bit. As there is really no such thing as gay people or gay boy scouts. They are all just sinners who make bad sinful choices. No one is born that way. So to claim to be gay is not really true. It is just a name they put on their sin to try and cover it. Obama is pushing gay marriage though. Obama is already ruining the nation. Obama will continue to ruin and destroy and pervert the nation either that or maybe just maybe Romney will be a little better on some things. Certainly on the economy he will be. Only a retarded person or someone immoral or a liar would claim Obama and Romney are the same. Your "I am the Juan percent" was pretty funny though.
BullBush! You accept it because he has the "right" union label behind his name. If he were a Dim you would be howling at the moon over what he has said.
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#4. To: Orthodoxa (#1)
Chik-Fil-A just had record sales on Wednesday, due to all of those Christian folks that this comedian thinks is a tiny fringe.
#5. To: sneakypete (#4)
#8. To: A K A Stone (#5)
You being for the perversion of marriage.
#11. To: sneakypete (#8)
regardless of their sexual orientation,
#32. To: A K A Stone, sneakypete (#11)
Romney really said.
Why do you use faggot words like sexual orientation? 
Gay Caballero - Willard M. Romney
#41. To: hondo68 (#32)
Why does Mitt, and why do you support the gay marriage license signing fag, who wishes that the boy scouts would accept pedophiles?
#64. To: A K A Stone (#41)
Do I agree with Mitt on saying the gays should be in the boy scouts. Hell no I don't. But he didn't say the Boy Scouts should be forced to accept them. I wish his opinion was more like mine but it isn't. I can accept it because he is probably just thinking they are all just kids who should be given a chance to be in the scouts. I can agree with that a bit. As there is really no such thing as gay people or gay boy scouts. They are all just sinners who make bad sinful choices. No one is born that way. So to claim to be gay is not really true. It is just a name they put on their sin to try and cover it.
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