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Title: Fake KFC Ad with John Goodman
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NYDailyNews
URL Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai ... -chick-fil-a-article-1.1127382
Published: Aug 4, 2012
Author: Meena Hart Duerson
Post Date: 2012-08-04 17:47:21 by Hondo68
Keywords: mock Chick-fil-A, the gayest chicken, open on Sundays
Views: 53457
Comments: 111
Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay marriage stance may have sparked a nationwide controversy, but a hilarious new video suggests one of the chain’s competitors is using the opportunity to win the chicken war.
In a new spoof for FunnyorDie.com, John Goodman is decked out as Kentucky Fried Chicken founder and mascot Colonel Sanders and declares he “loves the gays.”
“It don’t take a bonified Einstein genius to know that I’m an old-fashioned sort,” he bellows from a Southern-styled living room.
“But when it comes to ... marriage rights - why I reckon I’m a bit more progressive than my pals down at Chick-fil-A,” he says. “Yep, let it be known that Colonel Sanders loves the gays. Hell, I might even be gay.”
The video then cuts to a man flirtatiously calling out to him, “Hey, Colonel, dinner’s almost ready.”
“See?” Goodman says to the camera mischeviously.
Outfitted in the Colonel’s signature white-suited style, Goodman uses his over-the-top impression to mock Chick-fil-A, which has been under fire since the company’s president said last month they are “guilty as charged” when it comes to supporting the “biblical definition of the family unit.”
The chain donated $4 million in 2009 and 2010 to right-wing groups that oppose the legalization of gay marriage.
By contrast, the Colonel - as played by Goodman - wants to scoop up all the business Chick-fil-A has lost by alienating gay customers, advertising KFC as the place to go “if you want the gayest chicken.”
“I love all gay people always. And, we’re open on Sundays,” he says, taking another swipe at Chick-fil-A which is only open Monday through Saturday for religious reasons.
“The only church the Colonel attends on Sunday is the church of chicken,” Goodman’s Colonel says. “Not to be confused with Church’s Chicken, whom I hear, unlike myself, hate gays.”
The video comes on the heels of Wednesday’s “Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day,” in which supporters of the fast food chain packed its stores across the country in a rally organized by and Fox News host and former GOP candidate Mike Huckabee.
Despite the firestorm over Chick-fil-A’s position, the “Colonel” says he doesn’t actually care about beliefs - it all comes to money.
“I don’t actually give a s---,” Goodman says pointedly. “Gay or not, you’re all just a bunch of big old money mouths walking around talking and eating.”
Watch the video on your mobile device HERE.
A hilarious new video from ‘Funny or Die’ show how KFC could have reacted to Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay-marriage stance.
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#1. To: hondo68 (#0)
What is really funny is how clueless the PC left is. Chik-Fil-A just had record sales on Wednesday, due to all of those Christian folks that this comedian thinks is a tiny fringe. On the other hand, gays are only around 2% of the population. I seriously would not be surprised if KFC sued these folks for defamation. I'd much rather have the business of the overwhelming majority of the nation than to pander to a tiny percent.
Well,if you are a life-long leftist that has been living in cities and been a part of the entertainment industry your whole life,EVERYBODY that is a heterosexual is a fringe element. If you piss off the homos in Hollywood your career is over because none of the writers will write for you,and none of the distributors or producers want anything to do with you due to fear of a writer's strike. Same thing in NYC if you are a actor or actress. Good luck getting a job on Broadway if you are anti-homo anything.
You being for the perversion of marriage. Makes you part of the problem. Just saying.
Where did you get that idea? I'm neither for it or against it for other people regardless of their sexual orientation,and am definitely against marriage on a personal level.
Where did you get that idea? You want to rip up the definition of marriage found in Websters Dictionary and replace it with newspeak. Where did you get the idea that marriage can be between anyone except opposite sexes. Oh that is right you got that idea from your fag buddies. Butt buddies.
My apologies. I didn't know Websters Dictionary was the law of our land. I mistakenly thought it was the US Constution,which states all citizens are to be treated equally.
No twit. You want special privelages for your butt buddies. You want to redefine marriage to pervert it. Yes you are the enemy. You and your fag friends want to outlaw Christianity. When they go to far you certainly will be a target. Most certainly. No doubt.
I agree. 100% with your statement. Pete's a militant anti-Christian, anti-Traditionalist, and mocker of nature and the Founders themselves. The only thing Pete worships is...his guns. Chaff or wheat. God is separating us all at this very moment. There is no more sitting of the fence. Good vs. Evil has never been any clearer.
Would this be your God of love? There is no more sitting of the fence. Good vs. Evil has never been any clearer. You're right on this,even if not in the sense you intend.
Yes. Choose wisely, Atheist. By His grace he still blesses you with the opportunity to make your decision between HIS way, or continuing to mock and reject him. But don't look to me to convince you, Satanist. You're just pissed off He won't give you paradise on Earth. Or see all the suffering and blame God. Hey - talk to your master about that - Satan. He's the one creating all the havoc and convincing you that it's God's "fault" everyone suffers and that there is no Heaven after you bite the dust. You're just an arrogant azzhole spiting yourself. Go on...listen to the Devil. You got a few years left to save your soul. Find someone who can help you deal with your bitterness and hate. It's all you have - your guns won't mean jack-sh*t in the Afterlife.
LOL! Now I'm a believer in Satan? Are you REALLY so stupid you can't understand that if I don't believe in God that I CAN'T believe in Satan? You're just pissed off He won't give you paradise on Earth. WOW! Look at all the things I keep learning! Or see all the suffering and blame God. Well,WHO'S in charge of everything that happens? Do NOT say "Satan",because that would diminish your God even more. After all ,what kind of lame-ass God that controls everything can't even control a Angel he created? Hey - talk to your master about that - Satan. If I do will he give me Super Powers? He's the one creating all the havoc and convincing you that it's God's "fault" everyone suffers and that there is no Heaven after you bite the dust. Seems to me if he is all THAT powerful,YOU are worshipping the wrong God.
Pete, you've jumped the shark of credibility and sanity. Only you know your inner-demons. Wish I could help you, but God will help a man who helps himself, amen. In the meantime you've managed a three-way tie for idiocy and intellectual bankruptcy along with Yu-klown and Fire Island. That's been quite a feat. There's no subject of which I could ever take you seriously about. That said, I still pray that one day you humble yourself and see the light. No, I don't hate you, just as I've noted before - just pity you.
You are letting your prejudices overrule your common sense. The truth is not always pleasant,but it is always the truth. Which you have a right to do if that's what makes you happy.
Truth. Something of which you are clearly oblivious. Sneakypete: "You and religious figures like the Ayotollah Khomeni,bin Laden,Stalin,Hitler,and Mao sure do seem to have a lot in common." LMAO! You and the "Truth" have ZERO in common. LIAR.
LMAO! You and the "Truth" have ZERO in common. LIAR. Hit's a little too close to home for comfort,doesn't it?
You're a loser and a liar. Are you even a tad embarrassed?
Fuck you,you psychotic,superstitious fool. And guess what,Buckwheat? You ain't going to live forever no matter how much ass- kissing you do to a mythical creature. When you die you die,and that's it.
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#4. To: Orthodoxa (#1)
Chik-Fil-A just had record sales on Wednesday, due to all of those Christian folks that this comedian thinks is a tiny fringe.
#5. To: sneakypete (#4)
#8. To: A K A Stone (#5)
You being for the perversion of marriage.
#10. To: sneakypete (#8)
You being for the perversion of marriage.
#13. To: A K A Stone (#10)
You want to rip up the definition of marriage found in Websters Dictionary and replace it with newspeak.
#20. To: sneakypete (#13)
My apologies. I didn't know Websters Dictionary was the law of our land. I mistakenly thought it was the US Constution,which states all citizens are to be treated equally.
#22. To: A K A Stone, sneakypete (#20)
You want special privelages for your butt buddies. You want to redefine marriage to pervert it. Yes you are the enemy. You and your fag friends want to outlaw Christianity. When they go to far you certainly will be a target. Most certainly. No doubt.
#28. To: Liberator (#22)
God is separating us all at this very moment.
#35. To: sneakypete (#28)
Would this be your God of love?
#56. To: Liberator (#35)
Choose wisely, Atheist. By His grace he still blesses you with the opportunity to make your decision between HIS way, or continuing to mock and reject him. But don't look to me to convince you, Satanist.
#89. To: sneakypete (#56)
#95. To: Liberator (#89)
There's no subject of which I could ever take you seriously about
#99. To: sneakypete (#95)
(Edited)
The truth is not always pleasant,but it is always the truth.
#100. To: Liberator (#99)
Sneakypete: "You and religious figures like the Ayotollah Khomeni,bin Laden,Stalin,Hitler,and Mao sure do seem to have a lot in common."
#102. To: sneakypete (#100)
#103. To: Liberator (#102)
You're a loser and a liar. Are you even a tad embarrassed?
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