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Title: Coral Snake's Bites of the Week SPECIAL EDITION (WORST Jerks of the Year!!!)
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Santa Coral Standing in for 00-Hotherp
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Published: Dec 25, 2006
Author: Coral Snake
Post Date: 2006-12-25 05:45:56 by Coral Snake
Keywords: WORST Jerks of the Year, 2006
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Coral Snake's Bites of the Week SPECIAL EDITION (WORST Jerks of the Year!!!) HO-HO-HO and a MERRY Christmas, Solstice, Yule or whatever. SANTA CORAL has come to town with his bag of lumpy, crumbley, utterly WORTHLESS COAL for the worst JERKS that received bites from my friend Double Naught Hotherp the this past year. So instead of the usual introductions we will be getting along with the COAL deliveries. Doble naught Hotherp will be taking New Years off too. However you all know that in order to to do that one night trip to every house on the planet every year I'm capable of doing some very fancy things with time and Doublke Naught and I have decided to bring one of his illustrious ancestors to the 21st century to do the Bites next week, Marshal Hotherp of Elapid City, Arizona Territory circa 1881. (Where do you think all those old songs Coral Snake spoofs come from, Those were the top 40 in Marshal Hotherp's time.) This guy is the best with a peacemaker and a hangman's knot for traitors that there is and I'm sure that he will be a great host for the Bites until Double Naught returns in two weeks. As always Remember the KEY and enjoy. If there is anybody really deserving of COAL this year in Freeperville this year its Syncro for his repeated stalkings of female FReepers and getting them banned when when they report him. Another COAL receiving Freeptard in the same class is Pukin Dog for his simulatnious "Cant we all get along" and "don't post to me" whining that also has been the cause of a lot of unjustified FReeper bannings this year. nopardons must be either a liar about her Second Amendment support or really perpetually snockered this year. She is getting COAL for her support for Rudy Guiliani as the Rethug presidential candidate for 2008 and creating the Rudybot movement at Freeperville. Howlin is getting the Third biggest sack of COAL for FReeptards this year for lending her support to all those nasty SnookerThons. (Marshal Hotherp has gambled at some Faro banks that were more honest than THOSE things). She is also at her usual habit of being the "non mod mod" causing a lot of bannings with her abuse button. Howin has also been putting up some very nasty threads this year dealing with sexually oriented entertainment and news stories. The second biggest sack of COAL this year goes to Doug from Upland for his eBay grifting activities as a part of and along with SnookerThon pushing and rather pitiful attempts at YouTube humor based on his Freeper song spoofs. Like Howlin he has also gone deeplly into rather "exotoc" sexual matters in his postings and song spoofs and is still acting as a gun grabber by ommission by not including gun rights themes in any of his FReeper or YouTube parodies. The largest bag of COAL in the FReeptard division however has to go to the leader of the FReeptard show Jim the Yeggman Robinson. This "award" is literally for lifetime "achievements" in the relms of sex, botdom and Freeptardom that include the following. The Farm Tours/Electronic Orchard underage Philipina exploitation website he webmastered before Freeptardville. Allowing sexual perverts and FreepMail stalkers to run rampant on FreeRepublic while banning female posters who tried to expose their activities. The SnookerThons. Continuing to extract money from monthly doners evan after banning them. (Hillary's Lovely Legs). Allowing gun grabbers (Particularly Howlin) to pose as bone fide patriot Conservatives. Supporting Illegal Immigration and banning those who do not support it. There are no Dishonorable mentions or Third Runner Up in this division. However the second biggest bag of COAL gos to Micro$oft and its founder Bill Gates for helping the nwo/Jesuit Order create a virtual monopoly on Computer Operating and Office Systems and coluding with secret societies and the SCO Corporation of Utah to kill Micro$oft's last competition Free and Open Source Software such as Linux and Open Office. Gates has a well recoded record of New World Order relatied activities as well including support for gun grabbing and assorted United nations NWO schemes as well as a proven record of attendence at NWO Secret Society meetings including the Bilderburgs and the Gorbachev State of the World Forums. Amongst those who have actually PIRATED ideas throuh the means of Permanent Copyright or Patent as discribed be the NWO Berne Convention Treaty Monsanto is the Certified WORST for this year. This goes historically for their promotion and legalization of the poison Aspartame as a food additive when they owned the company that created it as one of their own subdivisions and for their attempt to monopolize the food industry through patenting seeds to such a degree that a natural plant that cross pollenizes with one of their own becomes an "infringement". Even worse is the whole idea of genetically enginnered "frankenfoods" appears to be another Aspartame waiting to happen. Another "rights management" device being genetically engineered into Monsanto seeds is a single planting gene that makes seeds from plants grown with such seeds worthless as far as breeding stock is concerned. All of this is an attempt by Monsanto to monopolize the food industry by eliminating natural organic competition to its genetically engineered "frankenfoods". Mayor Michael Bloomburg of Gun Grabbing New York City gets a lump of of COAL in this division for his multi state campaign to make other states conform their gun laws to the NYC Sullivan Law in blatent violation of the Second Aamendment to the United States Constitution in several ways. The Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence/Million Mom March pulls the third biggest bag of COAL for its history of hypocricy and lying in the gun grabber cause. In fact so hyppocritical are these two conjoined organizations that incidents of GUN VIOLENCE some of them LETHAL have been attributed to their membership with many of them actually doing the frog march rather than the Million Mom March for these incidents. Even though they support the use of Campaign Finance laws against pro Gun Rights groups the Brady Campaign and particularly the Million Mom March has a well proven record of violating such laws themselves. In fact it was a settlement for violating campaign finance laws that caused the Million Mom March to go bankrupt and ultimately merge with the Brady Campaign. It is largely because of his 2008 Presidential bid that is being supported by the cheap gin Freeptard nopardons and other Rudybot Freeptards That Rudy Guiliani gets the second biggest bag of COAL here. He has also become a behind the scenes operator in the Bloomburg campaign to attempt to import the Sullivan Law out of new York. This bunch gets the biggest bag of COAL in this division for its basicly dishonest and extreme presentation, probably the WORST I have ever seen on a gun grabber site on the internet. This site uses typical pro gun and Cowboy Action Shooting/Living History accuterments like 19th century fonts and terms like "Streight Shooters" to promote what is actually one of the most extreme anti gun positions I've ever come across. Under a "gun control" law passed by this bunch even VALUABLE ANTIQUE FIREARMS and black powder antique replicas currently exempt from most "gun control" laws by the feds and most states would become become subject to gun grabber legislation. You can see for these sites for yourself here: http://www.freedomstatesalliance.com/ The biggest bag of COAL here goes to Donald Rumsfeld, A man who bears the responsibiliy for the legalization and introduction of the poison Aspartame into our food supply. He is alrgely responsible for the Depleted Uranium contamination of Afghanistan and Iraq. Even though Donald Rumsfeld was booted from power in the Shrubco Administration this year these two mass poisonings have consequences that are still being felt today in rising cancer, brain disorder and birth defect rates. Ghost of Quantrill gets a lump of COAL this year for general bottishness, naming himself for the terrorist of Lawrence Kansas and getting himself banned from El Pee for posting dirty pictures. Be A Chooser gets the third largest bag of COAL in this division for being a typical El Pee bot. He seems to be more of a follower behind Goldi Lox and Badeye than any kind of a leader amongst the bots, Typical sheeple type. Basically we can call Badeye a mixture of a Doug from Upland without the song parodies, YouTube parodies and eBay grifts with a male Howlin and this gets him the second biggest bag of COAL in this division. A decided leader of the El Pee bots and sheeple and promoter of the emerging ShookerThon style donation schemes there he mainly functions as El Pee's non mod mod and can cause bannings there through his constant whining when he loses a dabate with one of the few genuine free speach posters left at El Pee. We can be certain that he is not a mod though because Goldi insists on moderating El Pee herself. However like with Freeptardville the biggest bag of COAL has to go to the owner hersellf here, Goldi Lox. Ever since Neil McIver left the co ownership and moderation position at El Pee Goldi has been moving the site in Freeptardish directions making it yet another haven for bots, sheeple and strict conformists to the Neo-Conservative branch of the Right Wing (this is also known and rightly so as the Reich Wing by many Liberals). In the past year Goldi has ruthlessly banned posters ranging from Ferret Mike to aristeides in a bid to actually make El Pee actually liberty free where speach is concerned. Of course it is her site and she can ban who she pleases what gets her the COAL is the hypocrisy of it all. Its main portal clearly says El Pee is a Free Speach Forum while it is actually getting less and less such and more and more a suburb of Freeptardville. Another thing Goldi is beginning to duplicate from Freeptardville at El Pee is SnookerThon style donation drives for site improvementts that never come. Our single Fitzmas present, "Scooter" Libby gets a lump of COAL (and hopefully a prison term) for his lying in court about his roll in the outing of CIA agent Valerie Plame, and for writing a novel featuring child prostitution and bestiality while promoting himself as a Neo Conservative "Family Values" supporter. Dick Cheney gets the third biggest bag of COAL in this division for single handedly helping the gun grabber cause with his alchohol affected AIM this year that caught a fellow hunter in the face with a load of birdshot. Much like with Teddy Kennedy and Chappiquidic a cock and bull story about a simple gun 'accident" was conjured up to CYA on the alchohol involvenemt in the shooting. Because Cheney like Kennedy belongs to several NWO treason organizations he too got away with his "accident" and gave the gun grabbers a lot of milage by so doing. The second biggest bag of COAL in this division goes to Atourney Ggeneral Alberto Gonzalez. What can be said about Mister Gonzalez is as follows: Mister Torture, Mister "Waterboarding" Mister Gun Grabber Mister Illegal Immigration Mister NWO Mister Warmonger Once again the leader of the pack, Shrubya himself gets the biggest bag of COAL in the division. And as for the reasons let us count the ways. Member of NWO Secret Societies such as the Bohemian Grove and The Yale Order of Skull and Bones. Known cocaine user at least in his Skull and Bones frat life. Probable alchoholic. Probable involvement in 9-11. Warmongering. Probable attempt to bring back the draft by reccomendation to increse troop levels in Iraq. "New Freedom" forced psychological screening and doping of schoolchildren and forced psychological screening of others as a probable part of a gun grabbing scheme using the "mental incompetence" clause in the current Gun Control Act of 1968 as the justification for the grabbings. Gun grabbing in general (Supports Brady info grabs and the Assault Weapons Ban) Support of Illegal Immigration spacifically for Treasonous (Jesuit Order/NWO/North American Union) and Slavery (cheap illegal labor) purposes. Ignatius LIEola is the founder of the worst Secret Society in existance and therefore he gets the third biggest sack of COAL in this division. The Jesuit order he founded became empowered by the Council of Trent in the Roman Church in the 1500s to essentially eliminate the emerging competition to the Roman Church in Europe known as protestentism. However as the Jesuit order matured it became more political as well as a part of an organized religion becoming the virtual core of the New World Order that was essentially a Revived Roman EMPIRE within the Roman Church. Ignatius LIEola's Jesuit order from that time on has been involved in several Assassinations usually by poisoning or gunshot and other political as well as religious manipulations that include the four American Presidents brought down by gunfire, Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley and John F. Kennedy (Even though one of them John F. Kennedy was a member in good standing in the Roman Church. Two others presidential deaths officially of natural causes, William Henry Harrison and Zacchary Taylor have been suggested as Jesuit poisonings with the "canterella" originally brewed by Rodrego Borgia/Pope ALexander VI and blamed on his illigitimate daughter Lucrezia). Today's Jesuit Order is the true core of the New World Order and therefore has links with all of the Secret and Open NWO societies and is the actual creator of "Jewish" Zionism including lobby groups like AIPAC and ADL and are the true rulers of the Republican and Democrat political parties and the Neo Con and Socialist ideologies falsely called "Left" and "Right" despite their actual Jesuit made sameness. Even though long dead the founder of such a monstrocity certainly deserves a load of COAL in this division. Rodrego Borgia gets the second biggest bag of COAL in this division for essentially being an all around sex addict despite having taken a vow of celebacy, poisoner, CYAer, and the source of the Illegal Immigeration problem and North American Union treason. You see as Pope Alexander VI he pronounced a Papal "bull" giving the so called "New World" (the American Continents and their associated islands) EXCLUSIVELY to Spain and Portugal and papal bulls in the Roman Church mantian their validity no matter how old they are and no matter what the character of the Pope who pronounced them because of the "infallibility" doctrine surrounding the Papacy. When the Jesuit order took over the power in the Roman church from the White or visible Papacy it was decided that a surrigate for Spain would run the Americas for the Jesuit Order's New World Order and would be a Spanish speaking people to keep at least the spirit of the Papal Bull of Rodrego Borgia (Spain gets the New World) alive in a period when the European Powers lost interest in colonization. This is the ultimate source of our Illegal Immigration Problems. Actually the WHITE Jesuit Order would actually be running things behind the scenes in the "Spanish" North American Union. The Mexican "Re-Conquesta" groups would simply be the Jesuits' front to show that they were enforcing the Borgia Papal Bull by having people of at least some Spanish decent appearing to run things and most Mexicans in the new Jesuit "North American Union will still remain basically cheap labor slaves to the Jesuits and their Corporatist/Socialist puppets. Actually we don't need any of the anti Mexican racism that permiates the White anti immigration movements OR the anti White racism that permiates the Re-Conquesta movements. Americans, Mexicans and Canadians of all shades have a common enemy in this and that is the Jesuit Order and its Corporatist/Socialist New World order. That is what we need to be fighting, NOT each other. The biggest bag of COAL again goes to the leader if the pack in this division. This is most definitely NOT Benedict or any other White visible Pope. The Roman Church and the New World Order are now run by the Jesuit Superior Generals or "Black Popes" as they are now called even in the Roman Church. Currently the ruler of the Roman Church AND the New World Order is Father Peter Hans Kolvenbach the current Jesuit Superior General who is slated for retirement at the same time as Shrubya (1988). Because of this Kolvenbach may never rule a full One World government and that may be left to whover his successor to do so. However since he is the "Black Pope" now Kolvenbach has earned the biggest sack of COAL in this division.
FREEPTARD FOLLIES
Dishonerable Mention --> Syncro
Dishonorable Mention --> Pukin Dog
Dishonerable Mention --> nopardons
Second Runner Up ------> Howlin
First Runner Up -------> Doug From Upland
Worst Jerk in Freeptardville ------> Jim Robinson
PERMANENT COPYRIGHT AND PATENT PIRATES First Runner Up ------> Micro$oft
Worst Jerk amongst Permanent Copyright and Patent Pirates ------> Monsanto
GUN GRABBER'S GALLARY Dishonerable Mention --> Michael Bloomburg
Second Runner Up -----> Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence/Million Mom March
First Runner Up -----> Rudy Giuliani
Worst Jerk amongst Gun Grabbers -----> Freedom States Alliance/Gun Guys
SERIAL POISONER -------------> Worst Jerk Amongst Serial Poisoners --------> Donald Rumsfeld
EL PEEING Dishonorable Mention --> Ghost of Quantrill
Second Runner Up --> Be a Chooser
First Runner Up -------> Badeye
Worst Jerk In El Pee -------> Goldi Lox
SHRUBCO Dishonerable Mention --> Scooter Libby
Second Runner Up ---------> Dick Cheney
First Runner Up --> Alberto Gonzalez
Worst Jerk in SHRUBCO -------> George W. Bush (aka Shrub, Shrubbie, Shrubya, Smirk, Smirking Chimp, Chimperor, *)
ROMAN "CHRISTIANITY" Second Runner Up -----------> Ignatius Loyola (aka Ignatius LIEolas, first Jesuit Superior General, Black Pope)
First Runner Up ------------> Rodrego Borgia (Pope Alexander VI)
Worst Jerk In The Roman Church ----------> Fr. Peter Hans Kolvenbach (Jesuit Superior General, Black Pope)
That is the End of the Year Bites for this year. And now that my COAL deliveries arte over the regular weekly bites will return next week with Marshal Hotherp substitution for Double Naught Hotherp who is still taking time off. Double Naught said that there was supposed to be some new key graphics this week but the COAL list was so big this year the new graphics had to be dropped. I'm pretty sure that the Marshal will have them when he arrives from circa 1881.
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#1. To: Coral Snake (#0)
OH WHAT AN AWESOME GOD YOU SERVE! Does HE allow OTT (Other Than Thumpers) in His heaven, or is it reserved for loons only? Is it that wacky place where people float about with wings and bask in His glory, 24x7x365? Is it me or is He oddly self-centered? I’d think making the universe is enough, but then he creates an after life that’s all about Himself. Totally weird shit, but even dopier are those asshats who believe in burning bushes that speak, and the rants of "prophets" who obviously dropped a tad too much acid. Happy Hanukkah and a merry Bible burning to one and all!
All you need to remember JT is that there IS A HELL.
She said, hey cowboy, where's your horse I said, I lost everything but this saddle in my second divorce...
Oh, I know. I've been living in it this past holiday week. These dopey goy never fail to amaze me. Cookies, candies, drink, Thumping. Asshats all.
Hey, Coral Snake, this is an excellent end of year summary.
Do you know what happened to TLBSHOW. Is he OK?
Did you play santa claus, Jrabbi?
She said, hey cowboy, where's your horse I said, I lost everything but this saddle in my second divorce...
Fer the record, CS, since I've been LPosting over the last two-plus years, Goldi has had maybe two fundraisers and each had a specific list and budget for specific upgrades. I really don't think Goldi is in this fer the profits. Regards...MUD
Question Conventional Wisdom!!
I am though. Send me a check or your car keys........Ok just kidding.
Once this place gets rolling, I have nothing against owners asking fer a few bucks to defray costs...the car keys are in the mail...LOL!!
Question Conventional Wisdom!!
I don't know. Fred
You should be thankful that there isn't a Spng Parody category...
Make that SONG Parody...
They have an edit feature here...it is active for 60 minutes...you can edit your typo. Try it.
Actually, it's more fitting for this thread if you say 'Spng Parody'.
You'd be amazed at how much money War and Badeye have invested in Stone's site, Slim. It's no coincidence that they all living Ohio...
She said, hey cowboy, where's your horse I said, I lost everything but this saddle in my second divorce...
Yes...and quite surprised. At this point, coint me as incredulous...MUD
Question Conventional Wisdom!!
coint=count
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#2. To: one_crazy_jew (#1)
#3. To: continental op (#2)
hell
#4. To: Coral Snake (#0)
#5. To: Fred Mertz (#4)
#6. To: one_crazy_jew (#3)
#7. To: Coral Snake (#0)
"Another thing Goldi is beginning to duplicate from Freeptardville at El Pee is SnookerThon style donation drives for site improvements that never come."
#8. To: Mudboy Slim (#7)
Fer the record, CS, since I've been LPosting over the last two-plus years, Goldi has had maybe two fundraisers and each had a specific list and budget for specific upgrades. I really don't think Goldi is in this fer the profits.
#9. To: A K A Stone (#8)
#10. To: RickyJ (#5)
(Edited)
Do you know what happened to TLBSHOW.
#11. To: Mudboy Slim (#9)
#12. To: Mudboy Slim (#9)
#13. To: war (#12)
#14. To: war (#12)
Make that SONG Parody...
Whatcha Lookin' At, Butthead
#15. To: Mudboy Slim, War, A K A stone (#9)
#16. To: continental op (#15)
"You'd be amazed..."
#17. To: All (#16)
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