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See other Humor Articles Title: Man-Made Warming Blamed for Disappearing Bird Populations [Photographic Evidence]
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URL Source: http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-b ... ng-bird-populations-t9119.html
Published: Jun 22, 2012
Author: Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Post Date: 2012-06-22 16:17:52 by Capitalist Eric
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Views: 1735
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A research team working on a two-million-dollar government grant just made a shocking discovery: intense man-made heat waves are decimating bird populations throughout the globe, including the birds that were recently thriving in local neighborhoods. According to the researchers, anthropogenic warming-related activities are directly responsible. Steady temperature increases, especially when confined to small areas, target inactive birds that can no longer fly away to avoid the consequences. As technologically induced heat waves are being absorbed across the skin, the affected birds begin to turn brown. "These incidents illustrate a need for an increase in government spending on further research in order to predict with accuracy the amount of more government spending on raising public awareness about an increase in government spending to study the effect of man-made warming events and activities on biodiversity and lifestyle," stated the report released last Tuesday by Moon Batts, a professor of biology and Paul Choom, a professor of natural studies. The scientists indicated that the next step would be to calculate the exact avian mortality rates caused by man-made warming events and the role played in it by the condiment industrial complex as enables and facilitators of such activities. 
Photographic Evidence of Man-Made Warming Directly Affecting a Bird Population
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As iron sharpens iron, So a man sharpens the countenance of his friend. -Proverbs 27:17 (NKJV)
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Photographic Evidence of Man-Made Warming Directly Affecting a Bird Population ( Do they make those things big enough to cook Leftards in?????
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