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Title: Mud Boy's Greatest Hits: AC/DC "Black in Black" Song Parody, Number one million, six hundred thousand, two hundred and fifty four, point three! (Revision six)
Source: FU
URL Source: http://www.freedomunderground.org/view.php?v=3&t=3&l=19&aid=21137#19
Published: Mar 12, 2006
Author: Jhoffa_
Post Date: 2006-03-12 18:37:05 by A K A Stone
Keywords: thousand,, (Revision, Greatest
Views: 952891
Comments: 860

Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black"

Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re-writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!

Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!

Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!

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#535. To: Nudge (#533)

Bullshit...you were the biggest Boy Blunder apologist this side of Client 9 aka r-u-n-n-o-f-t and whatever name padlock was using at the time on both FR and LP, Nudge.

war  posted on  2010-01-26   21:36:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#536. To: Bickus Dickus (#534)

"...there's only one America and if it fails it fails for all of us."

Of course...which is why all good patriots must do everything we can to defeat, destroy, and discredit the ObamaNation...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-01-27   8:43:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#537. To: Bickus Dickus (#534)

"[Obama]'s not my Messiah..."

Sure, whatever you say, Mr. Lickus...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-01-27   8:44:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#538. To: mininggold (#530) (Edited)

"You can still blame it on the pubbies."

I don't see anybody on this Forum who goes around claiming the GOP is blameless fer the pickle in which we now find ourselves. After being a proud GOP Reaganconservative from the late-70's, early-80's, I consistently argued in favor of electing Republicans to Congress and the White House becuz I was sure they would do what Reagan wouldda done if he had GOP-control of both the House and Senate. Then the Milquetoast Moderate Dubyuh got himself elected to the Presidency--my choice was Steve Forbes in 2000--and I hollered helplessly as he squandered the Reagan Legacy (and what was left of the Contract With America Legacy) with his outta control spending and unapologetic belief that BigGuv'ment is the answer fer what ails America if only we can grow the Federal Leviathan another $Trillion or so per year!!

So yes, Dubyuh and his Milquetoast Moderate pubbies threw ReaganConservatives under the bus and forced many of us to renounce our Republican affiliation, which I did in 2002 when I officially became an Independent. However, that doesn't make the Bushes my enemy...I'm not one of these brain-addled Lefty twirps who actually believe Dubyuh had a hand in 9/11...LOL!!

That said, these days, we just gotta hold the GOP's feet to the fire as we DEFEAT THE OBAMANATION...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-01-27   10:19:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#539. To: Bickus Dickus (#534)

Come on, Mr. Lickus, please copy/paste this to yer Obamabot butt-buddies over on the RAT-Underground or the DailyKos...don't even try to tell me you don't have Screen Names at both...LOL!!

"No Sympathy for the Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")

Please allow me to introduce the World...
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!

They saw their chance in St. Petersburg,
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!

They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!

I swear to you, DemocRATS are to blame!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!

(kewl guitar jammin')

Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame.
Oh yeah! But what's important now is imprisonin' Bill in chains!!!
'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!

Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!

Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name.
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!

Mudboy Slim (4/24/2000)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-01-29   13:24:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#540. To: Badeye, A K A Stone, palo verde, Murron, mel (#539)

When it comes to outta control spending, this is all-too-true, I'm afraid...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-01-29   13:31:07 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#541. To: Bickus Dickus, mininggold, Biff Tannen, A K A Stone, Dakmar, Jhoffa_, palo verde, Murron, mel (#534)

"9-12 Was a Transformative Event!!" (American Thinker)

"The Daily Mail said 2 million Americans participated. My friend Charlie Martin extrapolated from the pictures an attendance figure of 2.3 million. Here is a time lapse of the parade portion of the event so you can get a feel for yourself of the size of the crowd. Whatever the actual number it is sure to be seriously underestimated by the Obama-besotted members of the press corps who are also likely to misrepresent the participants and their views.

But as a participant, I want you to know the attendees were wonderful people, civil and polite. They showed their respect for the Capitol and the event by leaving no mess behind when they were through, in marked contrast to the inauguration and the usual left wing demonstrations here.

The feeling I have is that this is a wretched political class, as full of itself as it is idea-less and talentless and the people know it. They are disgusted enough with the new American elitism to travel on their own dime by any means available to come here to let Congress and the President know that they will use every legal means at their disposal to overthrow them. And overthrowing them is precisely what they intend to do."

I counted AT LEAST one million...MUD

BTW...well well well, here we are, exactly twenty (20) weeks removed from that transformative day in DeeCee...how have things changed?! Well, in November, both Ol' Virginny and NooJoisey replaced their RAT-governors with Republican governors...that's a start!! Oh, and now the Voters in the People's Republic of Taxachusetts have elected a Republican pickup truck driver to replace uber- Progressive FatTeddy "The Swimmer" Kennedy...in Massachusetts, the Kennedy Senate seat is no more!! And let's admit it, if we keep the pressure on, the RATS' takeover of the Health Care Industry really has a snowball's chance in hell of becoming law, and the RATS' proposed Cap&Trade legislation has absolutely ZERO chance of being enacted...and I simply cannot wait fer the RATS to fall on their swords in an effort to pass Amnesty fer ILLEGALS while America's unemployment rate is in double-figures!!

Not bad fer 140 days, if ya ask me...

Funny thing is, though, the RATS ain't seen nuthin' yet!! This next 20 weeks is gonna shake the ObamaNation to its very foundation. God Bless the patriotic TeaPartiers!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-01-31   7:19:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#542. To: A K A Stone, Murron, Badeye (#541)

You gotta see this...

Yes, the Lovable Fuzzball literally swept the Miss America Pageant audience off its feet with his charming, fun-loving ways.

I gotta wonder how many future Dittoheads will look back at that little televised gesture and fondly recall, "THAT was when I first started listening to what Rush SAID instead of just focusing on what the RAT-Media said ABOUT Limbaugh."?

Utmost Regards, Rush...MUD

BTW...here's a prediction I'll bet y'all have never heard...

"Dick "Darth Vader" Cheney shall be a participant in "Dancing with the Stars" by 2012!!"

Just remember, you heard it here first...LOL!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-01-31   10:32:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#543. To: Mudboy Slim (#542)

I gotta wonder how many future Dittoheads will look back at that little televised gesture and fondly recall, "THAT was when I first started listening to what Rush SAID instead of just focusing on what the RAT-Media said ABOUT Limbaugh."?

Hi MUD! Just for the record, if you've noticed, I don't join in on what other's say about Rush, especially their hypocritical critisism of his addition to medication, or his eccentric way of getting a message to the people. What matters is what the man is trying to convey, and try not to be distracted from what he's trying to tell us about the RATS, I believe if we join in this feeding frenzy of theirs, we lose focus of what's really important. jmho! &;-)

Murron  posted on  2010-01-31   20:39:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#544. To: Murron (#543)

Yep...we on the right often tend to eat our own becuz others don't meet our purity test on this issue or that...the way I look at it, Limbaugh's introduced a whole lotta Americans to ReaganConservatism, which makes Rush an ally in my book...

"Change It!!"
(To be sung to Stevie Ray Vaughan's "Change It")

You can change it....
We'll re-arrange it!!
Freedom is all that we got....
Dem Statists shan't take it!!

Muddy is a lover...
A soldier fer the Right!!
We've worked as these years have amassed...
DemRATS we shall fight!!

Run away from the Left's shameless LIES...
Country, I want you to be on my side!!
Pissants on Network News are RAT-whores!!
Yer whores!!

Alinsky taught a vile way of life...
Country, I want you to sing fer the Right!!
MUD and his RightWing band ain't RAT-whores...
We'll score!!

BarryO wants to control yer life...
Country, I want you to Vote fer the Right!!
Me and my righteous stands RATS ignore...
No more!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on his ax...)

Goodbye, BigGuv'ment...
Obama's Way sucks A$$!!
Condemn all Left's Marxist Tyranny...
Right's time's comin' fast!!

Come to me, Barry...
Come play MUD one-on-one!!
That's right, RATS are LOSERS...
Right shall groove on!!
Let's vote out Left's whores...
Let's defeat RAT-whore'ds!!
RightWing, be bold!!
Let's fight fer our home!!

Let's go....
Let's go....
Let's go....
Let's go....
Let's go....
Let's go....
Right's comin' back fer more...

Mudboy Slim (4 February 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-04   9:57:27 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#545. To: All (#544)

Ain't THAT the Truth?! RATS are blinded by their unquenchable Lust fer Power...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-04   15:04:32 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#546. To: A K A Stone, palo verde, Coral Snake, TLBSHOW, Dakmar (#545)

"We're Not Gonna Take It!!"
(To be sung to the Who's "We're Not Gonna Take It")

MUD: Welcome, BureaucRATS...yer Liberty is why I'm here.
My name is Mudboy...and I shall wipe away yer fears.
If you want to become free, you've got to hear Limbaugh...
So remove yer earplugs, take off yer eyeshades...
You know, Socialists rarely work!!

Hey you, Union THUGS, yer sorry...fer Power you lust!!
Hey you, smoking Mother Nature...In God We Trust!!
Hey Big Guv'ment-lovin' Lib'ral, yer Statism's a bust!!
'Cause you ain't got no liberty, reject Left's ways...
Good folks, Freedom's a MUST!!

Patriots:
We're not gonna take it...help defeat the Statists!!
We're not gonna take it...Emperor is naked!!
We're not gonna take it...Guv'ment spends, we pay the bill!!
We're not gonna take it...people make stuff, Guv'ment takes stuff...
Patriots have had our fill!!

MUD: Folks, you must hear me...the Truth shall be revealed!!
You must seek Freedom...Left's fate is sealed!!
Networks see nothing...but Limbaugh speaks to yer dreams.
Here comes Marxist Algore to LIE to you...and force you to be Green!!

Patriots:
We're not gonna take it...help defeat the Statists!!
We're not gonna take it...Emperor is naked!!
We're not gonna take it...Guv'ment spends, we pay the bill!!
Guv'ment's Left's religion...RATS are taxing US to hell!!
Right ain't gonna rape Truth...we shall flood Capitol Hill!!
RightWing's gonna make do...shan't forsake you...
Guv'ment rapes you...Voters feel Left's bitter chill!!

MUD:
Read me. Hear me. Trust me. Be Free!!

Listening to you, I make my music.
FReeping with you, I read yer Briefs.
Following you, I'll climb tall mountains.
Right shall incite 'gainst Tyranny!!

RightWing needs you...we'll sing to millions.
Fer you, I'll sing Right's story.
Fer you, we'll whup Left's minions.
Love Truth...no need to worry.

Listening to you, I make my music.
FReeping with you, I read yer Briefs.
Following you, I'll climb tall mountains.
Right shall incite 'gainst Tyranny!!

RightWing needs you...we'll sing to millions.
Fer you, I'll sing Right's story.
Fer you, we'll whup Left's minions.
Love Truth...no need to worry.

Listening to you, I make my music.
FReeping with you, I read yer Briefs.
Following you, I'll climb tall mountains.
Right shall incite 'gainst Tyranny!!

(FADE:)
Fight to find Truth...I'll sing fer millions.
Fer you, I sing fer glory.
From you, I get opinions.
From you, I get the story.

Mudboy Slim (9 February 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-10   15:41:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#547. To: Mudboy Slim (#546)

You should be banned for being such a fucking retard.

So why do you bother soiling this site with your vacuous and inane commentary? ... yukon haha lots of laughing out loud

Biff Tannen  posted on  2010-02-10   15:55:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#548. To: A K A Stone, palo verde, mel, TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_ (#546)

"Freedom's the Word!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Free as a Bird")

Free-ee-eedom's the word!!
It's the best durned thing fer me...free as a bird.
Bold...Bold and Right...
Righteous, noble world we'll find...once the Syntaurs sing!!

Whatever happened to...what's Right shall pull US thru!!
We can really thrive without Big Guv'ment!!
Why did Bush spend too much?!
Why do RATS love Guv'ment?!!
We gotta save our Nation...

Free-ee-eedom's the word!!
Whup RATS' Leftist Tyranny!! Freedom's the Word!!
Bold...Bold and Right...
Whatta noble world we'll find...once RightWing sings!!

Whatever happened to the fight fer righteous Truth?!!
Always made me feel soooo...
Free-ee-ee!!

Freedom's the word...
Righteous quest fer Liberty...
Freedom's the word...
Freedom's the word...
Freedom's the word...

Mudboy Slim (11 February 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-12   8:05:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#549. To: All (#548)

"MUD!!"
(To be sung to U2's "One")

Is Life getting better?
Or do RATS still lay blame?
Barry make it easier on you now?
RATS need someone to blame!!
MUD says...

Left's SCUM...let's fight!!
When we're all free...we'll be all Right!!
One world...we've got to share it...
Freedom, patriots, we must bear it!!

Lib'rals disappoint you?
Left leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never worked hard...
So you want me to go without!!
RATS, it's...

Too late...we're Right!!
MUD'll drag RATS' past out into the light!!
Left's scum, folks, they're awful lame...
Truth gets to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!
Muuud...

(BigMan on guitar...)

Have you come here fer fergiveness?
Have RATS learned they're IDIOTS?!!
Lord Obama's playin' Jesus...
Yer just minions to that T'WIT!!

Does MUD ask too much?
More than you got?
RATS owe US something...
Barry's smokin' pot!!
TRUTH's fun...RATS're awful lame!!
I'm free...
Yer MUD's brothers...
We can do it, my friends...
MUD says...

TRUTH is our template...
TRUTH's a higher law!!
Left is the Devil...
God's the higher law!!

RATS tax US fer spendin'...
But then Left makes US crawl...
Nation can't keep holding on...
Big Guv'ment ROTS!!
Big Guv'ment ROTS our hearts!!

One song...Left's WRONG!!
We're Right...we gotta win 'cuz we're Good!!
Let's fight...'gainst Big Guv'ment!!
Sisters...Brothers...
We're Right...RATS're awful lame!!
We've got to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!

Muuud...

Muuud...

Mudboy Slim (28 December 2009)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-16   13:39:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#550. To: Murron (#543)

We are in trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this, there are 35 million employed by the federal govt.

Leaving 20 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin- Laden.

Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total, the 15.8 million people who work for state and city Governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ass,

At your computer, reading jokes...

Nice... Real nice...

Sheeesh...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-17   11:01:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#551. To: All (#542)

"Join with MUD!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run")

Every day, we fight the Power of Elites...it's our patriotic American Dream!!
We're Right, we'll fight FOOL fascists fer Glory...defeat Left's wacky schemes!!
Mudboy RAGES, singin' 'gainst RATS' slime...
BO squeals, Left's dejected, Right's steppin' up boldly this time...OHHH!!
Barry, RAT-Power sucks the soul from our Land...
It's a death trap!! Guv'ment homicide krap!!
We gotta VOTE OUT Lib'ral SCUM...
'Cuz RATS loathe US...Patriots, c'mon join with MUD!!
Yes, World, Right's here...

Patriots, let me in...MUD wants to be yer friend...
We shall achieve our dreams and visions!!
Just wrap yer brains 'round LESS Big Guv'ment...
Folks, make yer stand to save yer children!!
Together, we shall break Dem RATS...
They'll run 'cuz they're PUNKS...Barry, Right's on the attack!! OHHH!!
Syntaurs ROCK, Lib'rals pout, Truth inspires!!
Yes, Nation, Right we ain't scair't, we're boldly fightin'...
Folks have gotta learn how freedom feels...
Yer gonna know Big Guv'ment's VILE!! People need to know that MUD is real!!
MUD's gonna show you...

(MUD breaks into a righteous saxaphone lead...)

Beyond the White House, devolve power HOME, reject RATS' "Racist Card"!!
Lib'rals, know we care, let's DEFEAT terror...
Leftist boys, Progress they retard!!
RATS enthused by Marx, watch us VOTE and March...
Libs befuddled 'cuz they're freaked Right resists...
Right's gonna sing the Truth!!
Dem Lib'rals LIE to you, Nation, no DeeCee ain't Right...
Guv'ment's ever-growing MESS...hunh!!

(Mo' freak-jammin'...)

One...two...three...four...
The RightWing's crammed with noble heroes on a last chance power drive...
Got Dem Fascists out on the run, that's Right...Left's got no place left to hide!!
Together, my friends, we'll defeat Left's madness...
Right loves you with all the gladness in our souls!! OHHH!!
Someday, world, Right's good shall win...we're gonna get to that place...
Where we really want to go and we'll Stop Left's Treason...
Let's go then, RATS fear US...Nation, you must join with MUD!!
Country, RATS loathe US...Nation, you should join with MUD!!
C'mon, Patriots!! RATS loathe US...Nation, you should oin with MUD!!
Woah-ohh-ohh...mmm-mm-mmm...uh-uh-uh-woah-ohh-ohh...woah-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohhh...

Mudboy Slim (18 February 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-18   21:24:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#552. To: Mudboy Slim (#551)

Drop dead - please.

Skip Intro  posted on  2010-02-18   23:00:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#553. To: Skip Intro (#552)

Waaahhh...I'm just gettin' started, Obamabot...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-20   22:17:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#554. To: Skip Intro (#552)

Heh heh heh...

One...two...three...four...
The RightWing's crammed with noble heroes on a last chance power drive...
Got Dem Fascists out on the run, that's Right...Left's got no place left to hide!!
Together, my friends, we'll defeat Left's madness...
Right loves you with all the gladness in our souls!! OHHH!!
Someday, world, Right's good shall win...we're gonna get to that place...
Where we really want to go and we'll Stop Left's Treason...
Let's go then, RATS fear US...Nation, you must join with MUD!!
Country, RATS loathe US...Nation, you should join with MUD!!
C'mon, Patriots!! RATS loathe US...Nation, you should join with MUD!!
Woah-ohh-ohh...mmm-mm-mmm...uh-uh-uh-woah-ohh-ohh...woah-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohhh...

Capiche?!!

LOL...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-20   22:20:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#555. To: Mudboy Slim (#554)

You are completely insane. You know that, right?

Skip Intro  posted on  2010-02-21   0:20:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#556. To: Skip Intro (#555)

I know you have no way of making such an assessment based on the little you actually know about me, Skippy...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-21   12:00:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#557. To: All (#551) (Edited)

"Join with MUD!!"

Heh heh heh...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-21   12:03:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#558. To: Mudboy Slim (#556)

know you have no way of making such an assessment based on the little you actually know about me

You post your pathology for all to see, at multiple sites, constantly.

What's not to know? You're a loon.

Skip Intro  posted on  2010-02-21   15:21:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#559. To: Skip Intro (#558)

Whatever you say, Dr. Skippy...MUD

BTW...how's all that Hopey/Changey stuff workin' fer ya, Obamabot?! LOL!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-22   8:13:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#560. To: Skip Intro (#558)

Mudboy? Crazy as a loon, you say? Nawww...

"Mud!!"
(To be sung to U2's "One")

Is Life getting better?
Or do RATS still lay blame?
Barry make it easier on you now?
RATS need someone to blame!!
MUD says...

Left's scum...let's fight!!
When we're all free...we'll be all Right!!
One world...we've got to share it...
Freedom, patriots, we must bear it!!

Lib'rals disappoint you?
Left leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never worked hard...
So you want me to go without!!
RATS, it's...

Too late...we're Right!!
MUD'll drag RATS' past out into the light!!
Left's scum, folks, they're awful lame...
Truth gets to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!
Muuud...

(BigMan on guitar...)

Have you come here fer fergiveness?
Have RATS learned they're IDIOTS?!!
Lord Obama's playin' Jesus...
Yer just minions to that T'WIT!!

Does MUD ask too much?
More than you got?
RATS owe US something...
Barry's smokin' pot!!
TRUTH's fun...RATS're awful lame!!
I'm free...
Yer MUD's brothers...
We can do it, my friends...
MUD says...

TRUTH is our template...
TRUTH's a higher law!!
Left is the Devil...
God's the higher law!!

RATS tax US fer spendin'...
But then Left makes US crawl...
Nation can't keep holding on...
Big Guv'ment ROTS!!
Big Guv'ment ROTS our hearts!!

One song...Left's WRONG!!
We're Right...we gotta win 'cuz we're Good!!
Let's fight...'gainst Big Guv'ment!!
Sisters...Brothers...
We're Right...RATS're awful lame!!
We've got to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!

Muuud...

Muuud...

Mudboy Slim (28 December 2009)

BTW...I specialize in driving Marxist RAT Obamabots INSANE...LOL!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-22   8:26:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#561. To: Skip Intro (#558)

"You post your WISDOM for all to see, at multiple sites, constantly."

I know, ain't it cool?

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-22   8:28:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#562. To: All (#561)

Defeat the ObamaNation...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-22   8:29:39 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#563. To: Murron, mel, Palo Verde (#562)

"Ronald Reagan In His Own Words"
A collection of some classic Reaganisms:

• "Government growing beyond our consent had become a lumbering giant, slamming shut the gates of opportunity, threatening to crush the very roots of our freedom."

• "A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist."

• During a 1984 debate with Walter Mondale: "I'm not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience."

• "You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."

• "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."

• In testing the microphone for his weekly radio address, Reagan declared, ''My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today I've just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.''

• "Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall."

• "Mr. President," TV reporter Sam Donaldson yelled out at Reagan after a 1982 press conference, "In talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed the mistakes of the past and you've blamed Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?" Reagan responded, "Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat."

• "Now, so there will be no misunderstanding, it's not my intention to do away with government. It is rather to make it work -- work with us, not over us; to stand by our side, not ride on our back. Government can and must provide opportunity, not smother it; foster productivity, not stifle it."

• "Well, this administration's objective will be a healthy, vigorous, growing economy that provides equal opportunity for all Americans, with no barriers born of bigotry or discrimination."

• "Above all we must realize that no arsenal or no weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women."

• To wife Nancy after John Hinckley, Jr.'s 1981 assassination attempt: "Honey, I forgot to duck."

• "I hope you're all Republicans," he told doctors who were about to operate on his bullet wounds.

• "Did we forget that government is the people's business, and every man, woman and child becomes a shareholder with the first penny of taxes paid?"

• "We do not have a trillion dollar debt because we haven't taxed enough. We have a trillion dollar debt because we spend too much."

• "But with these considerations firmly in mind, I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear weapons, to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace, to give us the means of rendering these nuclear weapons impotent and obsolete."

• "Abortion is advocated only by persons who themselves have been born."

• "Politics is a very rewarding profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."

• "America is too great for small dreams."

• "We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we can always be free."

God Bless the Greatest POTUS in MY Lifetime...........so far.

Regards...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-22   8:33:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#564. To: Skippy the Obamabot Marxist (#563)

Hey Skippy, yer RAT-Messiah is taking yer RAT-party over the cliff...

Obamabot RATS are oblivious to Truth due to the blindness caused by their Marxist ideology...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-22   8:54:37 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#565. To: Skip Intro (#552)

"Drop dead - please."

Sorry, buddy, but I don't take direction from braindead Obamabot RATS...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-22   8:56:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#566. To: Skip Intro (#558)

Hey Dr. Skippy, is it time fer my next appointment yet?!

TeaPartiers ROCK...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-24   19:44:58 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#567. To: Murron, mel, Badeye (#566)

LOL...put a fork in it, ObamaCare is DEAD!!

Told ya...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-24   19:47:51 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#568. To: TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_, Coral Snake, (#567)

From now on, we ROCK...

"OUR Promised Land!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promised Land")

In my East Richmond MudCave in the urban center,
I earn all MY money and reject Statist Power!!
Driving cross the Chesterfield county line...
I got the radio on and I'm just makin' rhymes!!
Working all day fightin' Barry's barrage...
Fightin' fer Right, erasin' Left's mirage...
Pretty soon, Progressives, Right's gonna take charge!!

Dem RATS in DeeCee cower...'cuz Left understands...
When folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!!
Lib'rals, I am Mudboy, but I'm a man...
'Cuz Right believes this's OUR Promised Land!!

I've done my best to live the Right way...
MUD gets up every morning and goes to work each day.
But RATS' LIES are vile and BigGuv'ment's grown...
Sometimes, Dem Marxist FREAKS make me wanna explode!!
Explode and Devolve Power, let's start...
Sing the Truth and cut spending...do yer part!!
Find somebody, teach'em, Freedom's in our hearts!!

Dem RATS in DeeCee cower...'cuz Left understands...
When folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!!
Marxists, I am Mudboy, but I'm a man...
'Cuz Right believes it's OUR Promised Land!!

(MUD on saxaphone lead, then a little harmonica)

There's a dark cloud rising from Big Guv'ment whores...
MUD sings his songs...he's leading folks gathered to swarm!!
Gather each November to vote...Devolve Left's Power!!
Let's break up the State...RAT-minions cower!!
Vote away...Dem Freaks that tear US apart!!
Vote away...RAT-dreams of enacting Marx!!
Vote away...Left's LIES that leave folks hungry fer Truth, let's hope yer smart, kid...

Dem RATS in DeeCee cower...'cuz Left understands...
When folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!!
Statists, I am Mudboy, but I'm a man...
'Cuz Right believes it's OUR Promised Land!!

Mudboy Slim (24 February 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-24   19:53:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#569. To: Mudboy Slim (#568)

Hey, retard, those people aren't here.

Goddamn idiot.

So why do you bother soiling this site with your vacuous and inane commentary? ... yukon haha lots of laughing out loud

Biff Tannen  posted on  2010-02-24   19:55:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#570. To: Skip Intro (#558)

"Yer a loon..."

Sheeesh, Dr. Skippy, MUD don't deserve the Sainthood...

"It's Hard to be a Saint in THIS City!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "It's Hard To Be A Saint In The City")

MUD's skin's thick like leather, gotta righteous mindset like Rush Limbaugh...
MUD was born blue-blood Navy, but I thirst fer the Truth we'll show ya!!
Right must talk like Reagan, smite Progressive PUNKS...
DemRATS, we're gonna get to know ya!!
With MUD's Black Threads attacking Left's airhead FREAKS...
Lib'ral networks, Marxist twirps fight like girleymen twinks...
When I jog down Broad Street, friendly neighbors they beep...
Sweet sisters fell back and said, "Don't Mudboy look pretty..."
Dem [b]Marxists fer Obama[/b] whinin', "RATS run Richmond city!!"
US Church Hill boys sure talk gritty...
It's so hard to show restraint, so I'm witty!!

Mudboy's just cleaning his alley, MUD can talk some trash!!
Fightin' t'wits 'cuz they're awful, Devolve Power to the States at last!!
Truth is the Left's main problem 'cuz they're braindead RAT-FOOLS!!
This RightWing scrambler's whuppin' Guv'ment TOOLS!!
Next, we'll defeat Left's Power...Marxist Left we'll confound!!
Obama appeared like Jesus to RAT-freaks in DeeCee...
Promising the Land he would give RATS Health Care fer "FREE"!!
He'll feel MUD's sour breath on his neck, if we decide to IMPEACH!!
It's not hard to seem like Saints when yer bein' compared to RAT-FREAKS!!

RightWing's ragin' fer OUR Country...Right shan't quit 'til Left is DEAD!!
As DemRATS crack up, MUD's singin'...FarRight shall feed yer head!!
We'll fight against RAT-Power and we'll ping folks to MUD's thread!!
Folks, there's too much Fed'ral Guv'ment...FOOLS gotta wise up, Screw DeeCee!!
We're fed up, Barry smokes POT...Statists HATE those who are unique!!
MUD's heart keeps beatin' faster...Statists, KNEEL and kiss MUD's feet!!
Spending's MADE US this hole...sing, "To HELL with DeeCee!!"
And Dem Hokie spinsters shore look pretty...
Dem Lib'rals want yer wallet, whinin' "Nickels fer yer pity!!"
Still us Church Hill boys OWN this City!!
It's so hard to be a Saint when yer pretty...

Mudboy Slim (26 February 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-26   23:19:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#571. To: Skip Intro, Murron, mel, AuntB, palo verde, diva betsy ross, goldilucky, Rotara, Minerva, meguro, Eener (#558) (Edited)

Hey there, Dr. Skippy!! Did you have a nice weekend, buddy?

"Rockin' Cave!!"
(To be sung to the Band's "Rockin' Chair")

Hang around, silly BO!!
Don't you raise RATS' wails anymore?!
That's fer sure...Right's spent our whole lives achievin'!!
Cap'n's pushin' age seventy three...
Cave's the only MUD place singin' "Liberty!!"

Folks, Mudboy's home again...
Down in old Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
We're spreadin' TRUTH, RATS say, "Patriots are WEIRD!!"
Right's gonna sweep away all of Left's fears...
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave shall be laid bare!!

Vote NOW, Patriots!!
OUR HEARTS' gonna WHUP Dem Marxist TOOLS!!
It's true...and I believe MUD knows what we should do.
Right the stern...Defeat Left's WHORE'd...
RATS' TYRANNY shan't bury US no more!!

Folks, Mudboy's home again...
Down in ol' Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Right, don't wait, let Left dispair!!
Dip'n SKOAL, MUD don't have no cares!!
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave...VOTE MUD fer Mayor!! ;)

Hear our sounds, feel our joy...
MUD's beatin Limbaugh to the green!!
That's MUD's belief...
The TRUTH is, "Barry LIES!!"
Church Hill's MUD's dream to Right!!
Every day that remains, fight the GoodFight!!

Folks, Mudboy's home again...
Down in ol' Virginny...
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Gonna be nice just t'see good folks...
Listen, my friends...GanjahBarry SMOKES!! :smokin:
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave knows life ain't fair!!

Right must hear Founders, "Save Liberty!!"
Still, you know where MUD wantsta be...
YO Barry, can't you dig MUD's sound?!
Down In Old Virginny...
Gotta git our Country's feet back on the ground!!
Power DEVOLVED to many...
And I'd love to see my very best friends...
We'll rock Dem Lib'rals silly!!
I believe MUD's Rockin' Cave's taught me...

Mudboy Slim (28 February 2010)...)8^D!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-28   20:59:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#572. To: Skip Intro (#558)

"What's not to know?"

Plenty, grasshopper, plenty...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-28   21:02:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#573. To: TLBSHOW, byeltsin, backhoe, kristinn, Angelwood, ironman, Clinton's a liar, Landru, sneakypete, Fred Mertz, OWK, A K A Stone (#572)

BTW...while you were out sunbathing, woman, I penned another classic...

At the risk of looking far-too-self-serving, we'll call this one...

"Mudboy Slim!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Outlaw Man")

Right lives by God's law...I was born to confront SCUM!!
The righteous fight 'gainst Tyranny...
Fer the RightWing, I'll play "MUD"!!
In one hand, Right reads Bibles...
In the other, we've got our guns!!
RATS, git to know me...I'm America's son!!

Patriots, you can trust me...
Trust me, MUD understands!!
One life lived proud and bold, that's the life of ol' Mudboy Slim!!

Just left my woman, she was naggin' night and day!!
Voted fer BO Obama...she rejected RightWing ways!!
Some of my friends LOVE Barry...
RATS seldom ever KNOW!!
Awake to Guv'ment's danger...
'Cuz Left steals hearts and souls!!
Lib'rals, just come and hug me...
Networks shall understand...
MUD's life it shall unfold...it's the life of a Redskin fan!!
Ooo....

(Sweet Syntaurs freakjam breaks out...)

Statists, don't try to schmoooze me...
Have y'all met "Funky Dan"?
One guy fightin' RAT-HO's...THAT's the life of ol' Mudboy Slim!!

Lib'rals call MUD "KRAAAY-ZEE"!!
DemRATS are INSANE!!
Marxists call MUD "sinner", Lord...
Mudboy know he AIN'T!!

Mudboy prays to Jesus!!
Jesus, Barry ain't!!
Briefers got no time to lose...
MORE BigGuv'ment's plumb INSANE!!
Outlaw man!!
Funky Dan!!
Mudboy Slim!!

Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-03-01   19:54:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#574. To: All (#573)

"Black II"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...

I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-03-02   21:43:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#575. To: All (#574)

"Gimme Free Stuff!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Three Steps")

Oooh...

Left's been suckin' on mud...gettin' screwed by Big Guv...
Tell the World, Right is not fooled!!
When yer workin' this Land...when yer shovelin' some sand...
You won't be beggin' from YouKnowHoo!!
I said, "Hey there, yella, you effeminate fella...
You Big Government TOOL!!
Boy, that's my take-home pay, my tax dollars you waste...
I refuse to be yer fool!!"
RATS said, "EX-cuuuze, me..."

(Mini FreakJam ensues...)

RATS are scared...they're fearing that we're Right...
Left is shakin' 'cuz they hate being free!!
Make Guv'ment lean'n'clean...Big is BAD, boyz!!
Pointin' their guns at me!!
I sang, "Wait a minute, Lib'rals, you didn't even thank US...
You think Ron Reagan's a FOOL?!
All DemRATS, they can blow me, as Right fights to stay free...
Still, Left's beggin' fer food!!"

[Lib'ral weanie voice]
Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister...
Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!!
[Mud's husky voice]
Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral...
'Cuz yer a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! Fer sure...

(Real FReakJam ensues...)

Well, Left's clouds cleared away...the Right began to pray...
'Cuz BigGuv'ment's fightin' wars!!
We're all Fortunate Sons...livin' life on the run...
'Cuzza troops...they're protectin' yers!!
Slick'll burn...we'll freep at Lib'ral fools...
The RATS we'll break...fight from shore to shore...
Folks, you shall hear MUD freepin' from miles away...
'Cuz Right is headed for something more!!

[Lib'ral weanie voice]
Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister...
Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!!
[Mud's husky voice]
Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral...
Yer just a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! For sure...

Blow me, you RAT-whores......

Mudboy Slim (2 March 2006)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-03-02   22:17:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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