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Title: Mud Boy's Greatest Hits: AC/DC "Black in Black" Song Parody, Number one million, six hundred thousand, two hundred and fifty four, point three! (Revision six)
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Published: Mar 12, 2006
Author: Jhoffa_
Post Date: 2006-03-12 18:37:05 by A K A Stone
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Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black" Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re-writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme. Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way! Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!
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#2. To: A K A Stone (#0)
LOL, to those about to rock, we salute you
#3. To: the Brainiac from Hell (#2)
NO mercy for the bad if they want it. Inject the Venom
"No Sympathy fer the Lib'rals!!" Please allow me to introduce the World... They saw their chance in St. Petersburg... They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... I swear to you, DemonRATS are to blame!! (cool guitar jammin') Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame!! Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. Mudboy Slim (4/24/2000)
"Where Has All Left's Power Gone?!!" Where has all Left's Power gone? Left's time's passing. Where have all the Lib'rals gone? Left's time's passing. Where have all the Tyrants gone? Soddom's gassing!! Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Far Right's massing. Where have all the Patriots gone? RightWing's FReepin'!! Mudboy Slim (06/23/2004)
"Behind Left's Lies" No one knows what it's like...to be Left's BagMan... Aid my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe... No one knows what it's like... Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky... (Big Man gettin' busy on the GeeTAR!!) When my fist clenches, 'tis Verboten!! (Yep...the BigMan wailin' on his new LesPaul) No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man... FReegards...MUD
I'm still wishing upon a star fer a Reagan-conservative POTUS to lead this GOP-controlled Congress. Somebody who will use the Presidency as a soapbox for Re-Liberating America from a bloated Federal Leviathan. I thought that man was Steve Forbes back in 2000, but I lost. So I supported Dubyuh and heard him hint that he was more a Reagan-conservative than a MilquetoastModerate like his daddy. Sometimes, I almost get the impression that Bush can be a reagan-conservative, like with his Social Security Privatization plan, but then he keeps disappointing me on spending. In 2008, the GOP needs to elect a true MovementConservative who understands that BigGuv'ment IS THE PROBLEM far more often than it is the solution!! Allen, Pence, Tancredo, Paul, Brownback, Sessions...these are the names we need to be discussing, imho. Regards...MUD
Neil Young's "Let's Impeach The President" Let's impeach the President for lying Who's the man who hired all the criminals Let's impeach the President for spying What if Al Qaeda blew up the levees Flip - Flop Let's impeach the president for hijacking Thank god he's cracking down on steroids Thank God LOL...go fer it, RATS...Impeach Dubyuh, I dare ya!! I double-dawg dare ya...MUD
GOP Senators who voted IN FAVOR of this monstrosity (S. 2611)... Bennett (R-UT), Brownback (R-KS) (this one surprised me), Chafee (R-RI) (I thought he was an Indy...LOL!!), Coleman (R-MN) , Collins (R-ME), Craig (R-ID), DeWine (R-OH) (RINO- bitch!!), Domenici (R-NM), Frist (R-TN) (Frist just lost the GOP nomination in '08), Graham (R-SC) (whatta weanie), Gregg (R-NH), Hagel (R-NE) (McStain-lite), Jeffords (I-VT) (Jumpin' Jim), Kerry (D- MA) (figgers...just another Bushbot), Lieberman (D-CT) (Moderate, my arse), Lugar (R-IN), Martinez (R-FL), McCain (R- AZ) (Maverick THIS, Punk!!), McConnell (R-KY) (WOW...I'm disappointecd with this one), Murkowski (R-AK) (Arkansas, whatta ya expect?), Smith (R- OR) , Snowe (R-ME), Specter (R-PA) (don't git me started with this twit), Stevens (R-AK) (RINO-extraordinaire), Voinovich (R-OH), Warner (R-VA) (my bad...but we'll rid VA of his stain come 2008), Get to work, folks, all these MORONS need to be retired...ASAP!! Regards...MUD
"Let's Be Bold!!" Country's at a crossroads, fightin' to do what's Right... Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... RATbots defend treason...the Left has lost its mind... Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... (BigMan on guitar...) Right is gettin' orn'ry...patriots got much to do... Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... Mudboy Slim (6/13/06) BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly
"Shed Powers!!" Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry... Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! (guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude) Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Mudboy Slim (07/29/2004)
"Star-Spangled Banner" Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep, And where is that band who so vauntingly swore Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand Francis Scott Key (1779 - 1843)
On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep, And where is that band who so vauntingly swore Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand Francis Scott Key (1779 - 1843)
"The Right Must Drive Dem Lib'rals Out!!" Mudboy Slim is my name and I FReeped with that DeeCee gang... The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! RATS seem to fight 'gainst liberty...what have they against the free?! The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! Like forefather's before ye, we shall make our stand!! The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! Mudboy Slim (4 October 2006)
"Don't Surrender!!" Oh-oh-ohh...Oh-oh-ohh...Oh-oh-ohh... Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... DemocRAT faces are mad and cold... Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Hey...lay lay lay lay lay lay lay, lay la lay lay lay... Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Oh oh ohh...Oh oh ohh...Oh oh ohh...Oh oh ohh... Mudboy Slim (10/28/2004)
"The Right is Right!!" Left is hurtin', but "Libs're all fired up", you say... The Right is ri-i-i-i-i-ight!! The FReepers dance, 'cuz we love so much... Woah-woah... (Musical interlude) Fools sit and wonder...just HOO's gonna stop the pain... Mudboy Slim (04/02/2004)
"White House!!" There's a White House over yonder... Traitor Lib'rals, Left is wrong here!! We're Far Right!! I still got my guitar...FReep out now!! (Slammin' guitar solo)...Yeah!! Well, Far Right is Hell-bent fer leather... 'Cuz if this Nation don't trust Prez'dent George... Mudboy Slim (12/23/2004)
"FRee Iraq!!" Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!! These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! (ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny) Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! Mudboy Slim (04/09/2003)
"MARCH FOR AMERICA Official Dates and Times: Are y'all scair't? Heh heh heh...MUD
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ And the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. Yep...MUD
"Liberty is Our Solution!!" All Right!! Good sense...oww....oooh yeah!! Guv'ment Lib-uh-rulls are whinin'...Clinton's their STAR!! Yes, more freedom is in our future... Liberty is MY solution!! Yes, it will...ha ha ha ha... Right, take a look outside Left's Medyuh Whore'd... Yes, more freedom's in our future... [Now. everybody join in...LOL!!] Liberty is OUR solution!! (Disco and the BigMan on a FreakJam) Oh Liberty is OUR solution!! Liberty is OUR solution!! Liberty is OUR solution!! Mudboy Slim (23 May 2007) BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly
Limbaugh Live (7/3/09) RUSH: "It's not just health care that Obama seeks -- and that's the biggie, because that encompasses every aspect of our lives. Once the federal government is in charge of that there's no rolling that back. Well, not instantly. Too many people will have their lives personally intertwined, changed with government. It's gotta be stopped. But it's not just health care. If you look at the economy in general, we've been trying for nine months now the political solution: stimulate, Keynesian economics, spend, spend, spend, spend. Stimulate, stimulate, stimulate! In fact, if I may be so bold and so honest, the stimulus package is not even that. It was advertised and promoted as shovel-ready. "We're going to build schools, Mr. Limbaugh, and we're going to build roads and bridges and we're going to rebuild the infrastructure." None of that's happening. I think 6% of the stimulus has been spent, and now they're talking about a second one? The purpose of that stimulus was not to create jobs. That's not what government does. The only way government does that is when they hire people, and that's not what this was about, as far as the people were told. The people were told that this is going to put them back at work. There's a chart I saw today, and I'm going to try to describe this. As you know, describing charts on radio is a challenge that very few broadcast professionals would ever take. I, my friends, will take it because I am a great chart reader -- and I also happen to tell a great story. This chart shows since I think World War II, maybe it's World War I, the beginning of every recession in terms of job losses. And each one of these recessions has a color-coded line so you can follow each year or each recession that happened. And the chart is one of these left-to-right charts and it's a giant V-chart except that the V is a different size for every recession. Some recessions lasted longer than others and some were deeper. But at every point in this chart there is an end to the falling unemployment and a dramatic uptick to complete the right side of the V as jobs are gained. Now, you have to know history, 'cause the chart does not explain this. You have to know history to be able to determine, "Well, what's the magic?" What happened here that reversed the left side of the V, which is unemployment going down and all of a sudden it bottoms out (and peaks) and starts going up -- and it's dramatic. You look at the 1981-82 recession, and you can see when we came out of it, and you know why. You know what brought us out of it. And practically every other one of these recessions, if you just know history, you know what brought us out of it: incentives in the private sector led to people hiring more people to work and more tax revenues and all that. The recession that we are currently in is a red line, and there is no V yet. It is just almost a direct plunge. You ought to see this. It's a direct plunge, almost like that Air France plane took into the Atlantic, and there's no end in sight for this. All these other recessions you can see the V, the right-hand side of the V going up where employment starts to pick up, but there's no end in sight for this, and it's deeper. This V, the left side of this recession V... I ought to double-check. I think it's deeper than any of the others on the chart or very close to it. Now, obviously because of the way this chart is, this chart charts every recovery from a recession in terms of employment. There is none yet in this recession. So that line is a stand alone. It's by itself. It's bright red. So you ask yourself, "What's going to be the magic that starts people back to work?" I'm telling you there isn't one Obama or Democrat Party policy that's going to cause that to happen. The Obama policies are going to keep that line plunging, keep the left side of the V down, keep employment going down. We're losing jobs. There's not one thing being proposed even! There's not one thing being proposed. The list of tax increases Obama is talking about will choke off any job creation. The unknown in the future is: "Are we actually gonna get this cap-and-trade fiasco? Are we actually going to get health care?" Those two great unknowns have paralyzed business. You can't make long-term plans unless you know what the game's going to be and what the rules are, and right now nobody knows the rules. If you're smart and running a small business, your effort now is not to hire workers; it's to stay in business. And you're looking down the road and saying, "Okay, what happens to me and my business if cap-and-trade's passed? What happens to me if health care passes?" And, by evidence of what's happened the last nine months, you have to say things are going to get even worse because the government sector is going to get bigger, and to get bigger the government sector has to deplete the private sector. The government can't produce anything. It can print, but it can't produce anything. Not without the private sector working -- and that's being dwindled away. It's being attacked. It's under attack daily by this administration. There's no end in sight to it, and there's not one policy that they're prepared to enact that would bring it about. While they talk about bringing it about -- they talk a good game, they talk about restoring jobs and all that -- it's not happening. The talk is meaningless because it's deflective. So businesses, they're not poised to start hiring anybody here. In the unemployment numbers, it's not just that they're worse in some cases than ever. It's not just that we're at 9.5% unemployment. It's not just that we've lost over two million jobs since January. We're also working fewer hours a week. The average work week now is 33 hours. The Drive-Bys are not reporting this. I mean, you have to dig deep to find it. The average work week is 40 hours and people are working 33. What does that mean? Well, it means that a lot more people have been laid off, fired, and hired back at part-timers, or they're being furloughed. But regardless the reason, when people are working fewer hours, there is, by definition, less productivity." Obama is shitcanning the U.S. economy on purpose...MUD
Still rocking here, Brainiac...where the heck is the vaunted KlownPu$$y Brigade? EWE sheep still singing your Marxist hosannas to your Lord and Messiah, BarryO? Or are you now full-fledged Biden ButtSmoocherz? EWE RATZ R pathetic...MUD
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Replies to Comment # 2. LOL, to those about to rock, we salute you
#4. To: the Brainiac from Hell, JHoffa_, A K A Stone, war, ferret mike (#2)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here fer many long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed...
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!!
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?!"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!!
'Cuz EX-Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint.
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
#95. To: the Brainiac from Hell, A K A Stone, Neil McIver (#2)
(To be sung to the Kingston Trio's version of Pete Seeger's "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?")
Where are all the new programs? Slash spending...NOW!!
Where has all Left's Power gone? Clinton tricked Dems, ev'ry one!!
Lib'rals will never learn!! Leftists will never learn!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS' slime must go!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS loathe FReedom, Commie SCUM!!
Lib'rals will never learn!! Why won't Left ever learn?!
Where have all the Tyrants gone? They live in holes.
Where have all the Tyrants gone? Righteous soldiers bravely won!!
Tyrants shall always burn!! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Left's reign is o'er!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? The mass graveyards we've undug.
Why won't the Commies learn?! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where has Ronald Reagan gone? He's Right Above!!
Where has all Left's Power gone? Devolve Power...ev'ry one!!
When will y'all ever learn? Tyrants shall always BURN!!
#98. To: the Brainiac from Hell (#2)
Howdy, Brainiac!!
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")
To be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be Hated, Lib'rally-Jaded, Believin' all Dem LIES!!
Help MUD's Prescience come to be!!
Righteous Power...Devolved Nobly...
Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
To know Slick's Tyranny...like I do...and I blame YOU!!
No one fights back this hard 'gainst Left's Evil...
None of MUD's Pain and Woe...shall show through!!
Heed MUD's Prescience...Follow Thee!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Slim's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!! (eee-eeeeeee-ummmmm!!)
Hell, Yeah!! I'll use it 'cuz MUD's NO Fool!!
Networks smile, tell me their bad news...still, Mudboy laughs at their Leftist drool!!
FRiends, if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL...Strap yer fingers roun' MUD's throat!!!
If I back down, please give me a whuppin'...
Righteous Swarm!! Leftists...Fear the VOTE!!
To be the mad man...REJECT Left's Lies!!
#107. To: the Brainiac from Hell (#2)
#108. To: the Brainiac from Hell, A K A Stone, JHoffa_ (#2)
And misleading our country into war
Abusing all the power that we gave him
And shipping all our money out the door
The White House shadows who hide behind closed doors
They bend the facts to fit with their new stories
Of why we have to send our men to war
On citizens inside their own homes
Breaking every law in the country
By tapping our computers and telephones
Would New Orleans have been safer that way
Sheltered by our government's protection
Or was someone just not home that day?
Flip - Flop
Flip - Flop
Flip - Flop
Our religion and using it to get elected
Dividing our country into colors
And still leaving black people neglected
Since he sold his old baseball team
There's lots of people looking at big trouble
But of course our president is clean.
#119. To: the Brainiac from Hell, A K A Stone, Coral Snake (#2)
#146. To: the Brainiac from Hell, A K A Stone, TLBSHOW (#2)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Let It Grow")
Folks, tell me which way I should vote to fight Left's cancer.
Commence the righteous show...
Stand fer love and let RATS know...
Freedom's awesome, Good Lord knows!!
Lib'ral scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!
R-RINO** whores shall fret and spin, but there's a rout on!!
Friends, BigGuv'ment's cover's blown...
Ain't it fun to stand and Post?!
Freedom's awesome, Allah knows!!
Leftist scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!
Whup some a$$ and foolish twits shall learn the meaning...
Our best shall learn mud's tunes...
RightWing's love forever shown!!
Freedom's awesome, Jesus knows!!
RATbot scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!
Freedom's awesome, one God knows!!
Medyuh scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!
#167. To: the Brainiac from Hell, TLBSHOW, Coral Snake, SMOKESCREEN, A K A Stone (#2)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...) 8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
#169. To: the Brainiac from Hell (#2)
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines on the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! O long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wiped out their foul footstep's pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heaven-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
#175. To: the Brainiac from Hell, nolu_chan, JHoffa_ (#2)
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines on the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! O long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wiped out their foul footstep's pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heaven-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
#182. To: the Brainiac from Hell (#2)
(To be sung to the Band's "The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down")
'Til ModSquad's zealotry reigned and told us our rants caused shame.
Now I'm singin' with Goldi-Lox, sure we're orn'ry but freedom rocks!!
My guns ain't spent...Richmond's so swell...
It's our time 'cuz November's Leftists' hell!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Dubyuh, Slick's a freak...why won't you join our FReep?
Now I know why freedom's good...sheeple shall care that Dem Lib'rals are fools...
We got what we need...our nation's best...
But Fed's big spending ain't passing the righteous test!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Despite Dem lib'rals who bore me, I sing fer rebel bands!!
Taxes're just obscene...Power's insane...
Damn Dem yankees...land of the Brave.
I swear by God, I shall always FReep...
Right must raise a Cain...rise up!! Ain't no time to sleep!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
#183. To: the Brainiac from Hell, TLBSHOW, A K A Stone (#2)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Oh-oh-ah-ohh...
We learn more from RushLimbaugh's musings, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now!!
Yer Effete, RATbots, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat!! Lib'rals, you'll surrender!!
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear Dem Lib'rals' voices singin' their songs...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
TheRightWing, we will do what's Right...our Country we'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Lay lay lay lay lay lay lay, lay la lay lay lay...
Lay lay lay lay lay lay lay, lay la lay lay lay...
Lay lay lay lay lay lay lay, lay la lay lay lay...
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
RighteousRight, we will do what's Right...our Country we'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, Don't Surrender!!
Don't retreat, RightWing, Don't Surrender!!
Revised (10/11/2006)
#186. To: the Brainiac from Hell, A K A Stone, Neil McIver, TLBSHOW, continental op (#2)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Ties That Bind")
RATS walk down the street pushin' FReepers outta their way...
Left packed their bags and say they're gone to Europe, guys...
Right don't want nuthin'...don't need Guv'ment by our side...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...'cuz they're walkin' blind!!
Folks, the Right is right!!
Now, fools can't sa-a-a-a-a-ay, "The Right is Right!!"
We don't want nuthin' from yer Guvernment's FRee lunch!!
Left's so afraid of FReedom, they're Guv'ment's fools...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...they're weak poltroons!!
Right's not fools, but Dubyuh, will you walk the line?!!
And face that Right is Right!!
Yes, Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
Right would rather see the TRUTH, that's Right...yes, we would, Darlin'...
We know the sleaziness the Left must hide...
Left, they're fools, America...Left is foolhardy...
Yes, they are, Nation!!
HOO'll ease yer madness?!! HOO's gonna fight 'gainst Left's stain?!!
It's a long, stark campaign and Jean Kerry's lyin'!!
Reject the Left, Nation...'cuz Slick's been spyin'!!
We're comin' now, but FReepers, we will stand and fight!!
JimRob says, "Stand and Fight!!"
The Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
You can't fergit that Right is Right!!
#191. To: the Brainiac from Hell, A K A Stone, TLBSHOW (#2)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Red House")
That's where George Dubyuh stays!!
Folks, it's that White House that we own now...
Lord, RATS fear our ragin' ways!!
Still, Right won the vote to save George Dubyuh...
We're mighty fine with OUR mandate!!
The FRee shall unseat yer whore'd!!
Fate ain't fixed...Big Guv'ment's Wrong...
Love Liberty...the FRee'll win the Culture War!!
I have a sad, sad feelin...
That "Dutch" Reagan don't live here no mo'!!
We're back hasslin' Lib'rals like Slick Will!!!
YO!! You RINOs just might wanna ponder...
Why Ashcroft wouldn't whup Slick'n'Hill!!
The House shall fill the bill!!
#202. To: the Brainiac from Hell (#2)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
#224. To: the Brainiac from Hell, A K A Stone, JHoffa_ (#2)
June 14-16, 2007"
Nation Capital (D.C.) June 14,15, 16th, 2007
State Capitals: June 16th, 2007
#261. To: the Brainiac from Hell (#2)
#272. To: the Brainiac from Hell, A K A Stone, Biff Tannen (#2)
(To be sung to AC/DC's "Rock & Roll Ain't Noise Pollution")
Hey there, all you moderates...
Throwin' away yer Leftist votes!!
R-RINOs**, yer out there sittin' on the fence!!
Folks, git off yer A$$ and come to DeeCee!!
'Cuz Liberty ain't no compromise...
Our freedoms make good good sense!!
RATS been castrated...'cuz they trust in TheWhore'd!!
We must win it in Iraq...don't underfund our boys!!
Left Breeds Death...RATS really need to ABORT!!
Big Guv'ment's in the past!!
Protest all unfair taxes!!
Right's never gonna die...never gonna die!!
Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!!
C'mon, join the Devolution!!
Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Three TRILLION Bucks...Tyrant Presidents!!
Well, RATS ask us if we wanted Guv'ment cheese from DeeCee...
We said, "I want my liberty, instead!!"
Big Guv'ment's in the past!!
Reject any more taxes!!
Truth's never gonna die...RATS're gonna FRY!!
Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!!
C'mon, join the Devolution!!
Liberty's just our destiny!!
Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!!
C'mon, join the Devolution!!
Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Liberty!!
Oh...Liberty is just OUR Destiny...YEAH!!
#424. To: the Brainiac from Hell, mel_living, Murron, TLBSHOW, Dakmar, A K A Stone, Coral Snake (#2)
#859. To: the Brainiac from Hell (#2)
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