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Title: Doctor Goldi-lox Diagnosis
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URL Source: http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/ ... rt.cgi?ArtNum=320787&Disp=7#C7
Published: Apr 13, 2012
Author: Herr Goldi
Post Date: 2012-04-13 16:26:22 by Fred Mertz
Keywords: What, A, Joke
Views: 2569
Comments: 7
#7. To: Magician (#0)
Curious.
I watched a documentary on crack users, and invariably, they exhibit:
- rotting teeth
- skin problems (They feel like something is crawling and they pick at it) (Sores)
- hair thinning /hair loss
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I don't see these symptoms on obie, but I think he may have moved up to real COKE, highly refined that has a different set of symptoms.
- short span of attention
- laughter at inappropriate times, and frequent - even when nothing is humorous
- extreme thinness
It's my opinion that he's on Coke, and is also being medically treated for some of the symptoms of Coke usage.
I don't think he snorts it any longer, but has a different way of getting it into his system. Maybe has moved to injections?
(I don't know enough about the drug to know if it can be injected or not)
Goldi-Lox posted on 2012-04-13 13:55:21 ET
Poster Comment:
She should ask Clyven the talking mouse for expert advice.
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#1. To: Fred Mertz, *Yukon neo-Progressive Vermin* (#0) (Edited)
Simple, Biden's on crack, Obama's on coke, and Romney's hooked on fudge.
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
#2. To: Fred Mertz (#0)
She should ask Clyven the talking mouse for expert advice.
I doubt even Clyven can help her. Some just can't accept the fact that not all people think the same way they do, and just have to make up some excuse.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
#3. To: Fred Mertz (#0)
Obie being her pet name for Lazmataz.
#4. To: Fred Mertz (#0)
Doctor Goldi-lox Diagnosis
I'm amazed that Magician who has many times stated he is a physician would portray himself as being so unprofessional as to try to diagnose people without at least meeting them personally. But then he seems to have never heard of HIPAA either.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
#5. To: mininggold (#4)
Magician who has many times stated he is a physician
mohel perhaps...
Never swear "allegiance" to anything other than the 'right to change your mind'!
#6. To: mininggold (#4)
Now that I think of it I don't recall Marguerite posting in a while at elPee. Maybe her unit has been activated?
#7. To: Fred Mertz (#6)
"Marguerite" has a particularly odd name, given that that name is German.
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