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Published: Jan 28, 2012
Author: RH
Post Date: 2012-01-28 19:53:59 by CZ82
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Classes for Women EDISON COMMUNITY COLLEGE REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Sun, November 30, 2011
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF TOPICS ADDRESSED , CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase-- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield and without wrecking.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
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"Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours"?......ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours"?......ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
I suppose that would depend on the man. Put the toilet seat down, or be prepared to listen to 3 hours of bitching. ;)
#2. To: Murron, CZ82 (#1)
I've come up with a solution to that age old problem.
I just changed the rules. In MY house, the rule is, THE SEAT STAYS UP UNLESS YOU ARE SITTING DOWN, IN WHICH CASE YOU LIFT IT BACK UP WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
#3. To: We The People (#2)
But do you have the end of the toilet paper facing in or out, that's what I want to know.
#4. To: We The People (#2)
Satanic Stars On Republican Party Elephant Symbol
#5. To: Ferret Mike (#4)
I don't believe that even an exorcism could bring the R party back to sanity.
They're a lost cause.
#6. To: We The People (#2)
"I just changed the rules. In MY house, the rule is, THE SEAT STAYS UP UNLESS YOU ARE SITTING DOWN, IN WHICH CASE YOU LIFT IT BACK UP WHEN YOU'RE DONE."
After all these years of raising our family, I'm the lone lady in the house now with two fellows, the seat still STAYS DOWN! ;)
#7. To: We The People (#5)
I don't believe that even an exorcism could bring the R party back to sanity.They're a lost cause.
On this I agree with you...
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