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Title: Best Antelope Video Ever
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Breitbart
URL Source: http://www.breitbart.tv/best-antelope-video-ever/
Published: Oct 11, 2011
Author: Uncredited
Post Date: 2011-10-11 14:10:46 by Sebastian
Keywords: None
Views: 4250
Comments: 17
Here's something you don't see every day.
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#1. To: Sebastian (#0)
My name is Biff Tannen and that is the best antelope video I have ever seen.
------------------------------------- It made my top 5 list.
Look Mildred!!! NIGGERS!!!! war posted on 2011-10-03 14:29:18 ET
I once came close to that with a White Tail, but because it was stupid not due to aggression.
------------------------------------- I've had two does on different occasions (but the same year) actually run into me. It usually means they are running FROM something and not concentrating on where they are going.
When the people are afraid, that's when the greatest long term money is made.~~~~Clark Howard
I bet that antelope wishes he was wearing a helmet too.
Yes, I think you're right. In my case it was startled by me riding past, so he ran in front of me. Dumbest animals alive. Dumber than the dumbest boofer.
------------------------------------- Can you imagine a direct hit from all that weight. Surprising that guy got up so quick.
------------------------------------- I was up in Alaska in the field at Gulkana Glacier, Alaska as part of the Army's Cols Weather Instructor Course and had walked away from the ten man arctic tent to find a spot to do a #2 - which is real fun when it's forty below zero. As I was getting in position to do my business a large 'log' stood up in front of me and a cow moose was suddenly in front of me, sending me backwards into the snow with my drawers down. That was painful, but in a different way then this guy experienced. I should of realized tht large log was impossible in that area as this most cetertainly was not Oregon, but I worked in the woods planting trees many years and pinching a loaf in the woods was nothing new or unusual for me and I had not paid attention to why an Oregon grade lof was in front of me. That's the closest I ever came to big animal interdiction injury. The sun never shines here part of the body is not made for snow at forty below, I am here to tell you.
Seen this high speed. face first biff?
Yeah, I surveyed for nickel and copper in the north country, you haven't lived till you've crapped outside at 40 below, lol
------------------------------------- -- Funny Stupid Redneck Stupid people in the world
That Scott bike he's riding is $2-2.5k, btw... Here's my favorite stupid redneck video...stay with it...the ending is money... REAL good stuff starts around 3:40
Look, Sebastian, a COCK!!! Let's suck it!!! Luberator posted on 2011-10-11 12:55:10 ET Reply Trace Private Reply Oh let's!!! Sebastian posted on 2011-10-11 13:01:33 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
lol, frikkin hicks. That expensive bike sure folded up!
------------------------------------- Lol - drunken retard.
Look Mildred!!! NIGGERS!!!! war posted on 2011-10-03 14:29:18 ET
Biff Tannen posted on 2011-10-11 21:07:53 ET Well, look at you! What a party machine you are!! Thanks for my newest tagline material.
Look Mildred!!! NIGGERS!!!! war posted on 2011-10-03 14:29:18 ET
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
#2. To: Biff Tannen (#1)
My name is Biff Tannen and that is the best antelope video I have ever seen.
#3. To: Sebastian (#2)
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
#4. To: Biff Tannen (#3)
I once came close to that with a White Tail, but because it was stupid not due to aggression.
#5. To: Biff Tannen (#1)
#6. To: mininggold (#4)
(Edited)
It usually means they are running FROM something and not concentrating on where they are going.
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
#7. To: Ferret Mike (#5)
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
#8. To: Biff Tannen (#7)
#9. To: Biff Tannen (#7)
#10. To: Ferret Mike (#8)
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
#11. To: Biff Tannen (#10)
(Edited)
#12. To: Biff Tannen (#0)
(Edited)
#13. To: war (#12)
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
#14. To: Biff Tannen (#1)
My name is Biff Tannen and that is the best antelope video I have ever seen.
#15. To: Biff Tannen (#10)
You haven't lived till you've crapped outside at 40 below
#16. To: Sebastian, Biff Tannen (#0)
#17. To: Murron, cz82 (#0)
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