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Humor Title: Star Trek Vs. The Evil Tea Party Pods Obama, Boehner and Reid are officers on the Starship USS Enterprise Due to being surrounded by a fleet of battlestarships of the Evil Emprire of the Tea Party Pods, these officers have initiated a Starship SelfDestruct Sequence - which will occur in 60 seconds. The only thing that will stop it now is all three officers inserting their special keys into the auxillary super- secret slot.
60 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. The evil tea-party ships are still in place - not moving 50 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. The evil tea-party ships are blinking, but not moving 40 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. Evil tea party ships - still there 30 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. Evil tea party ships starting to move away 20 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. Queen Bachmann of the Evil Tea Party says "These mofos are CRAZY" - and gets her fleet the hell out of there 10 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. Reid and Boehner quickly run to their respective control panels and insert their keys in the Auxiliary Supersecret Slot. WHERE THE HELL'S OBAMA 1 SECOND TO SELF DESTRUCT. After fiddling with his key, Obama finally inserts the key. IN HIS ASS!! (the fool mistook the initials of Auxiliary Supersecret Slot) KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poster Comment: I'm sorry, but I thought this deseerved it's own thread Flame Away!! Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest #1. To: Get Outta Dodge!, Moderator X (#0) Moderator X, ban Get Outta Dodge! for suggesting the TEA Party is EVIL. He has gone too far on this chit-chat website.
#2. To: buckeroo (#1) A K A is on vacation at an undisclosed location. Moderator X is AWOL.
#3. To: Fred Mertz (#2) A K A is on vacation at an undisclosed location. Moderator X is AWOL. Let's call Sally. She can fill in
#4. To: Fred Mertz (#2) Ever notice how LF runs a lot smoother when all the mods are off on holiday? It makes these days of free exchange of opinion a joy to mankind.
#5. To: buckeroo (#4) I've noticed that and I've said it many times.
#6. To: Fred Mertz (#5) I know and realize the point. I didn't pick up on it before reading one of your early suggestions. I think it was over a year ago.
#7. To: buckeroo (#6) We don't need no mods. Oops, I used a double negative which is a positive.
#8. To: buckeroo (#6) Good night Bucky.
#9. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#0) Evil Emprire of the Tea Party Pods Tea Party Pods? I thought they were 'Hobbits'...lol
#10. To: Fred Mertz, buckeroo (#2) A K A is on vacation at an undisclosed location. Why do you say he's on vacation?
#11. To: buckeroo (#4) Ever notice how LF runs a lot smoother when all the mods are off on holiday? It makes these days of free exchange of opinion a joy to mankind.
#12. To: Murron (#9) Tea Party Pods? I thought they were 'Hobbits'...lol Good point! Next time I'll collaborate with McClown
#13. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#10) Because he wrote me so via PM. I will say no more.
#14. To: Fred Mertz (#13) Thanks. Is he in the bunker with Cheney?
#15. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#14) Is Cheney still alive?
#16. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#10) I am on vacation. But I still check in occasionally.
#17. To: A K A Stone (#16) I hope you didn't mind me revealing a tiny bit of info, A K A Goldi.
#18. To: A K A Stone, Fred Mertz (#16) I am on vacation. But I still check in occasionally. You're not in the bunker with Cheney, are you? If you are, would you check to see if he has a pulse? Fred wants to know.
#19. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#10) I wager Stone created another jewel on that post that shall go down in history as a nugget of wisdom for all mankind. Since you captured the post and hotlinked the same, perhaps you can recap the wisdom I missed out on.
#20. To: Fred Mertz (#13) Because he wrote me so via PM. I will say no more. How come you are so special, Fred? Why didn't I get an email, too?
#21. To: A K A Stone (#18) Also, if you get a chance - could you put a "t" in the word "par(t)y" in the title for me? Thanks!
#22. To: buckeroo (#20) Stoner and I are buds from the old days. We trust each other. I trust you too.
#23. To: buckeroo (#19) I wager Stone created another jewel on that post that shall go down in history as a nugget of wisdom for all mankind. Sure, glad to help out: In response to why Obama DisappointMINTS were removed from a college bookstore: "They probably tasted like shit."
#24. To: Fred Mertz, Moderator X (#22) I trust Moderator X more than A K A Stone. He is a good mod; he doesn't throw his power around lightly and doesn't say much either. In fact, you would almost think he is vaporware that was not restarted in a "startup menu" in Windoze.
#25. To: buckeroo (#24) Stone has his Borderline Personality Disorder to deal with. He's okay most of the time until his BPD kicks in.
#26. To: Get Outta Dodge!, Mad Dog, Capitalist Eric (#23) Our own chit-chat channel originator/inventor suggested an explicative in his own post? My GOD, no wonder Mad Dog and Capitalist Eric use the foul tongue all they the time; both consider Stone an icon among men to emulate for their own behaviour upon a publick channel.
#27. To: buckeroo (#26) It's Crapitalist Eric...get it correct Bucky.
#28. To: Fred Mertz (#25) Stone has his Borderline Personality Disorder to deal with. He's okay most of the time until his BPD kicks in. No way! There is no way that happens. There must be something within your own post that needs editing. This is getting so confusing, now.
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