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Title: Star Trek Vs. The Evil Tea Party Pods
Source: me
URL Source: http://none
Published: Aug 5, 2011
Author: Get Outta Dodge!
Post Date: 2011-08-05 22:07:16 by Get Outta Dodge!
Keywords: None
Views: 13649
Comments: 28

Obama, Boehner and Reid are officers on the Starship USS Enterprise

Due to being surrounded by a fleet of battlestarships of the Evil Emprire of the Tea Party Pods, these officers have initiated a Starship SelfDestruct Sequence - which will occur in 60 seconds. The only thing that will stop it now is all three officers inserting their special keys into the auxillary super- secret slot.

60 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. The evil tea-party ships are still in place - not moving

50 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. The evil tea-party ships are blinking, but not moving

40 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. Evil tea party ships - still there

30 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. Evil tea party ships starting to move away

20 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. Queen Bachmann of the Evil Tea Party says "These mofos are CRAZY" - and gets her fleet the hell out of there

10 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. Reid and Boehner quickly run to their respective control panels and insert their keys in the Auxiliary Supersecret Slot. WHERE THE HELL'S OBAMA

1 SECOND TO SELF DESTRUCT. After fiddling with his key, Obama finally inserts the key. IN HIS ASS!! (the fool mistook the initials of Auxiliary Supersecret Slot)

KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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#1. To: Get Outta Dodge!, Moderator X (#0)

Moderator X, ban Get Outta Dodge! for suggesting the TEA Party is EVIL. He has gone too far on this chit-chat website.

buckeroo  posted on  2011-08-05   22:28:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: buckeroo (#1)

A K A is on vacation at an undisclosed location. Moderator X is AWOL.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-08-05   22:34:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Fred Mertz (#2)

A K A is on vacation at an undisclosed location. Moderator X is AWOL.

Let's call Sally. She can fill in

Get Outta Dodge!  posted on  2011-08-05   22:36:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Fred Mertz (#2)

Ever notice how LF runs a lot smoother when all the mods are off on holiday? It makes these days of free exchange of opinion a joy to mankind.

buckeroo  posted on  2011-08-05   22:50:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: buckeroo (#4)

I've noticed that and I've said it many times.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-08-05   23:04:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Fred Mertz (#5)

I know and realize the point. I didn't pick up on it before reading one of your early suggestions. I think it was over a year ago.

buckeroo  posted on  2011-08-05   23:11:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: buckeroo (#6)

We don't need no mods.

Oops, I used a double negative which is a positive.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-08-05   23:14:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: buckeroo (#6)

Good night Bucky.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-08-05   23:14:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#0)

Evil Emprire of the Tea Party Pods

Tea Party Pods? I thought they were 'Hobbits'...lol

Murron  posted on  2011-08-05   23:15:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Fred Mertz, buckeroo (#2)

A K A is on vacation at an undisclosed location.

Stone posted around 6:10 pm.

Why do you say he's on vacation?

Get Outta Dodge!  posted on  2011-08-05   23:16:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: buckeroo (#4)

Ever notice how LF runs a lot smoother when all the mods are off on holiday? It makes these days of free exchange of opinion a joy to mankind.

SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!

Murron  posted on  2011-08-05   23:17:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Murron (#9)

Tea Party Pods? I thought they were 'Hobbits'...lol

Good point!

Next time I'll collaborate with McClown

Get Outta Dodge!  posted on  2011-08-05   23:17:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#10)

Because he wrote me so via PM. I will say no more.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-08-05   23:17:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Fred Mertz (#13)

Thanks.

Is he in the bunker with Cheney?

Get Outta Dodge!  posted on  2011-08-05   23:19:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#14)

Is Cheney still alive?

Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-08-05   23:20:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#10)

I am on vacation. But I still check in occasionally.

A K A Stone  posted on  2011-08-05   23:21:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: A K A Stone (#16)

I hope you didn't mind me revealing a tiny bit of info, A K A Goldi.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-08-05   23:22:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: A K A Stone, Fred Mertz (#16)

I am on vacation. But I still check in occasionally.

You're not in the bunker with Cheney, are you?

If you are, would you check to see if he has a pulse? Fred wants to know.

Get Outta Dodge!  posted on  2011-08-05   23:23:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#10)

I wager Stone created another jewel on that post that shall go down in history as a nugget of wisdom for all mankind.

Since you captured the post and hotlinked the same, perhaps you can recap the wisdom I missed out on.

buckeroo  posted on  2011-08-05   23:23:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Fred Mertz (#13)

Because he wrote me so via PM. I will say no more.

How come you are so special, Fred? Why didn't I get an email, too?

buckeroo  posted on  2011-08-05   23:26:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: A K A Stone (#18)

Also, if you get a chance - could you put a "t" in the word "par(t)y" in the title for me?

Thanks!

Get Outta Dodge!  posted on  2011-08-05   23:26:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: buckeroo (#20)

Stoner and I are buds from the old days. We trust each other. I trust you too.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-08-05   23:28:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: buckeroo (#19)

I wager Stone created another jewel on that post that shall go down in history as a nugget of wisdom for all mankind.

Since you captured the post and hotlinked the same, perhaps you can recap the wisdom I missed out on.

Sure, glad to help out:

In response to why Obama DisappointMINTS were removed from a college bookstore:

"They probably tasted like shit."

Get Outta Dodge!  posted on  2011-08-05   23:30:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Fred Mertz, Moderator X (#22)

I trust Moderator X more than A K A Stone. He is a good mod; he doesn't throw his power around lightly and doesn't say much either. In fact, you would almost think he is vaporware that was not restarted in a "startup menu" in Windoze.

buckeroo  posted on  2011-08-05   23:31:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: buckeroo (#24)

Stone has his Borderline Personality Disorder to deal with. He's okay most of the time until his BPD kicks in.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-08-05   23:34:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: Get Outta Dodge!, Mad Dog, Capitalist Eric (#23)

Our own chit-chat channel originator/inventor suggested an explicative in his own post? My GOD, no wonder Mad Dog and Capitalist Eric use the foul tongue all they the time; both consider Stone an icon among men to emulate for their own behaviour upon a publick channel.

buckeroo  posted on  2011-08-05   23:37:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: buckeroo (#26)

It's Crapitalist Eric...get it correct Bucky.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-08-05   23:40:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Fred Mertz (#25)

Stone has his Borderline Personality Disorder to deal with. He's okay most of the time until his BPD kicks in.

No way! There is no way that happens. There must be something within your own post that needs editing. This is getting so confusing, now.

buckeroo  posted on  2011-08-05   23:41:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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