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Title: How Can Anyone Not Love This Man
Source:
The Font Of All Knowledge
URL Source: http://libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=309967&Disp=5#C5
Published: Jul 4, 2011
Author: Pete
Post Date: 2011-07-04 22:48:20 by Biff Tannen
Keywords: None
Views: 7281
Comments: 10
Oh my god, I mean in a totally not gay way, man. What? Are you crazy?!
#5. To: WhiteSands (#0)
The motorcyclist, 55-year-old Philip A. Contos, likely would have survived the accident if he'd been wearing a helmet, state troopers said.
Of course they said that. It's the company line,and they work for the company.
The magical helmet he wasn't wearing would have obviously saved him from a broken neck,right? Or does anyone think you can go head first over the handlebars of a motorcycle moving fast enough to make your tires slide and then grab,and hit hard pavement head first and not have your neck broken?
BTW,how many of you know the helmet standards only require a helmet to be dropped from 15 feet without cracking for it to have the gubbermint seal of approval?
A helmet can save you if your head suffers a striking blow,but a solid hit is going to either kill you or scramble your brain.
Helmet laws were passed to increase dealer profits,and because they are precisely the sort of "we are going to do it for their own good!" mindless bullshit that seems to be a practical issue to those who don't do any thinking about it.
sneakypete posted on 2011-07-04 6:33:00 ET Reply Trace
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Wow, I would totally bear this guy's children! I mean, in a totally NOT whitesands sort of way. I'm not that way at all. But, I totally suspect badeye IS.
So few words, summarizing the peak of human thought on helmet usage.
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Reading onward ... man, that Yukon is an asshole. What a fucking idiot.
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Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
#2. To: Biff Tannen, *Yukon neo-Progressive Vermin* (#0) (Edited)
I mean in a totally not gay way, man.I would totally bear this guy's children! I mean, in a totally NOT whitesands sort of way. I'm not that way at all.
You talk like a metrosexual, are you related to Mitts Romney, and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir?
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
#3. To: All (#0)
Oh man, I remember sneaky once talking about flat tracking on a Harley, coming out of a corner, sliding sideways gradually hooking up as you slide towards the wall and your front wheel lifts as you head down the straight. I remember doing this on an old '74 H2 on the street!
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#4. To: hondo68 (#2)
Sorry, dude, never knew your dad.
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Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
#5. To: All (#3) (Edited)
I remember doing this on an old '74 H2 on the street!
Though to be truthful, I spent more time drifting sideways on pavement in my dad's 73 Dodge Dart, lol. It took at least 6 years of serious abuse from me and never flinched.
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Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
#6. To: Biff Tannen (#3)
an old '74 H2
Fastest thing from zero to seizure.
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
#7. To: hondo68 (#6)
Fastest thing from zero to seizure.
I survived!
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#8. To: Biff Tannen (#3)
Oh man, I remember sneaky once talking about flat tracking on a Harley,
It was a Ducati.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
#9. To: sneakypete (#8)
lol, even better.
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#10. To: Biff Tannen (#0)
Oh my god, I mean in a totally not gay way, man.
If you have to equivocate like that, you already know it sounded really gay.
Now, I know I’m not going to change the minds of any of the True Believers…those who read all of Reverend Al’s sermons, and say things like, “You know, global warming can mean warmer OR colder, wetter OR drier, cloudier OR sunnier, windier OR calmer, …â€. Can I get an ‘amen’??
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