America's Sweetheart "SkoalRebel" SUSPENDED from YouTube
By durban bud on November 3, 2009 2:28 PM| 5 Comments
The lovechild of Rush Limbaugh and a paint-huffing warthog has been booted from YouTube after he allegedly spouted off some homophobic verbal diarrhea in a video directly aimed at a gay YouTuber.
If you're not familiar with this cancerous boil on the anus of humanity dude from Kentucky, SkoalRebel made 10-minute videos of himself dipping tobacco, spitting tobacco, drooling, and verbally communicating through grunts that kinda resemble actual words. He makes these masterpieces while sitting in his trailer's garbage-infested kitchen, which could easily get him booked on the show "Hoarders." (I would totally watch THAT episode -- book him!)
He gained virtual notoriety a couple months ago for ranting that the president should be inpeached [sic] for "banning" fruity-flavored dip. Oh, and he said some racist stuff too. Thankfully someone put together an edited version of his infamous video that strips away all the dead air of him just sitting there snorting phlegm. So if you haven't seen his original riveting video, this is the one to watch. There's also a remixed video of it, of course.
He sparked a lot of outrage around the country, which led to an appearance on Hannity. The negative attention and comments he received pissed him off so much he made a (brief!) video telling people to "back the fuck off." Sadly that was his final video posted on YouTube before his mouth got him banned. :(
He will be missed. The Tea Party people are probably organizing a march on Washington to protest his suspension no doubt. So perhaps he will be back.
He was kind O' him to take time off from being Joe the Pumber's love slave and his job as president O' Bubbas of the dirty trailer kitchen set O' folks ta enlighten us and shit.
"I'd say there's plenty of people in prison that have ZERO good in them."
I don't want Manson to get out on parole, but the simple fact is people are a mixed bad. And I don't see that as cause to comment on my political tone. Both liberal and conservative thinkers know this to be so.
I know what it is without your help. Feel free to keep those little crib notes to yourself. Many rich and powerful men have done things that should have put them in prison.
Just because they have the pull to keep themselves outside prison walls doesn't make them better than the dumb resource-less people who are in U.S. prisons.
I more worry about those out there now making the streets unsafe. I don't waste time measuring the average level of evil in incarcerated people.
You bait me with an old saw like "bleeding heart" and you tell me to stay classy. You are probably one of those LA drivers who considers anyone who slows to let someone signaling to get into their lane a bleeding heart.
At least President Obama does not wear military clothing like fetish gear Jorge did, or pretend to be a veteran as Jorge does. He was a man who had been spoon fed a job as pilot in the Guard using connections to jump over others already in line for the billet, and then went AWOL with a lame excuse he had to leave early to help in a GOP state election before his obligation was up.
You would of been eaten alive by some of the people I could keep backed down on the job in the woods locally and in combat arms units I was in. I bet the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland is too stressful an experience for you to do without peeing your panties.