America's Sweetheart "SkoalRebel" SUSPENDED from YouTube
By durban bud on November 3, 2009 2:28 PM| 5 Comments
The lovechild of Rush Limbaugh and a paint-huffing warthog has been booted from YouTube after he allegedly spouted off some homophobic verbal diarrhea in a video directly aimed at a gay YouTuber.
If you're not familiar with this cancerous boil on the anus of humanity dude from Kentucky, SkoalRebel made 10-minute videos of himself dipping tobacco, spitting tobacco, drooling, and verbally communicating through grunts that kinda resemble actual words. He makes these masterpieces while sitting in his trailer's garbage-infested kitchen, which could easily get him booked on the show "Hoarders." (I would totally watch THAT episode -- book him!)
He gained virtual notoriety a couple months ago for ranting that the president should be inpeached [sic] for "banning" fruity-flavored dip. Oh, and he said some racist stuff too. Thankfully someone put together an edited version of his infamous video that strips away all the dead air of him just sitting there snorting phlegm. So if you haven't seen his original riveting video, this is the one to watch. There's also a remixed video of it, of course.
He sparked a lot of outrage around the country, which led to an appearance on Hannity. The negative attention and comments he received pissed him off so much he made a (brief!) video telling people to "back the fuck off." Sadly that was his final video posted on YouTube before his mouth got him banned. :(
He will be missed. The Tea Party people are probably organizing a march on Washington to protest his suspension no doubt. So perhaps he will be back.
He was kind O' him to take time off from being Joe the Pumber's love slave and his job as president O' Bubbas of the dirty trailer kitchen set O' folks ta enlighten us and shit.
What I want to know is what's up with these political common-tatters coming out of Kentucy (and shit).
We should take up a collection to put tires back on his tiny trailer and put him on tour.
We can call it the Motha'fukken Skoal and Tea party and shit tour. Only in 'Merica can someone rise to such levels and become king of the homeless illegally parked in the industrial area of their small corner of the Blus Grass State.
What I want to know is what's up with these political common-tatters
To be sure, these are historic moments in these days of grief, depression and talking heads on the popular TV broadcating a pre-recorded government message designed for the masses. All, I can say is that is an AWESOME caricature diminishing the serious issues of America's problems while getting some rip-roaring belly-laffter from around the world.