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To that end, he has closeted himself with a circle of advisors including the Rev. Pat Robertson, former NBA star Charles Barkley, and the former voice of the Aflac duck, Gilbert Gottfried. Mr. Trump has drawn up a short list of verbal turds that have potential, including attacking President Obama for overdue library books during his grade school years, but so far he has failed to come up with a comment that is both objectionable and ill informed enough to meet his high standards. “People don’t know how much work goes into saying the stupid shit Donald says,” Mr. Klugian said. “He just makes it look easy.” Elsewhere, in another setback for al-Qaeda, the terror network confirmed today that Osama bin Laden was the only person who knew the organization’s iTunes password. Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread   Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 13. #1. To: Skip Intro (#0) former NBA star Charles Barkley So you hate niggers? no gnu taxes  posted on  2011-05-04   20:43:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #6. To: no gnu taxes, AKA Stone (#1) So you hate niggers? Get rid of him or I leave. I can't have this website open on an office with vile crap like this on there. Godwinson  posted on  2011-05-05   2:14:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #7. To: Godwinson (#6) You're in an office at 2 in the morning? If you are in an office, you should be working anyway, goldbrick. no gnu taxes  posted on  2011-05-05   8:29:25 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #10. To: no gnu taxes, AKA Stone (#7) Stone, correct this behavior or you will be corrected. Godwinson  posted on  2011-05-05   10:18:55 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #11. To: Godwinson (#10) I love it when you liberal racists threaten others. Rudgear  posted on  2011-05-05   10:21:18 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #12. To: Rudgear (#11) Liberal racists? What you say must make sense to other kooks but I don't speak kook talk. Godwinson  posted on  2011-05-05   10:41:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #13. To: Godwinson (#12) Rudy has "issues". Never at the cool kids table despite his parents efforts to buy him friends... war  posted on  2011-05-05   10:42:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   Replies to Comment # 13.         There are no replies to Comment # 13. End Trace Mode for Comment # 13. Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest

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