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Title: The Jig Is Up
Source:
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URL Source: http://LP
Published: Apr 25, 2011
Author: buckeroo
Post Date: 2011-04-25 00:00:38 by buckeroo
Keywords: None
Views: 46703
Comments: 63
I am DOOMED!
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#1. To: All, harrow, Gatlin, yukon (#0)
It is Easter Monday.
Where shall I turn myself in?
#2. To: buckeroo (#1)
No it is not ... it is 9:21 PM in Riverside.
#3. To: Gatlin (#2)
Not according to my watch. Where do I turn myself in? I admit that EVERYTHING is MY FAULT; the whole ENCHILADA; you were right all along, I created this CT; I caused everything.
All the flamewars, all the wars, the economic disparity, the problems and of course my VAST ARMY OF PUPPETS were behind everything, too.
Pleased to meet you, bet you can't guess my name.
#4. To: buckeroo (#0)
If you see something like the gay black panthers at your door, it's Eric Holders FBI. Your only hope is a crash course in Ebonics....
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
I recall a re-run of MASH I saw where this uber right winger named Colonel Flagg...
Godwinson posted on 2011-02-23 11:47:32 ET
http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=18011&Disp=46#C46
#5. To: hondo68 (#4)
Your only hope is a crash course in Ebonics....
WHATCHU TALKINGBOUT?
#6. To: buckeroo (#3)
Pleased to meet you, bet you can't guess my name.
What made you think of that buck, if I may ask?
#7. To: Murron (#6)
By the lips of Gatlin, so shall it be.
#441. To: socalV8 (#437) (Edited)
Yukon and his boy toys have been posting sly references to my info since I've been here. They think I'm buckeroo.
No thinking required … you are a man of many faces and many screen names, buckeroo.
Behind each face and screen name is the same artful, calculating, crooked, deceitful, double-dealing, duplicitous, errant, erring, evasive, fishy, foxy, fraudulent, guileful, indirect, insidious, insincere, oblique, obliquitous, put on, roundabout, scheming, shady, shifty, shrewd, sly, sneaking, sneaky, surreptitious, treacherous, tricky, underhanded, wily, mercenary, mingy, miserly, niggard, parsimonious, penurious, rapacious, scrimpy man from SoCal.
Post the countdown here since the thread at LF is locked.
Gatlin posted on 2011-04-24 9:42:48 ET
#8. To: buckeroo (#3)
Where do I turn myself in?
The Riveside PD will do fine ...
#9. To: buckeroo (#7)
Thanks...
#10. To: Gatlin (#8)
In Zimbabwe we don't have no Riveside or PD. What are you chatting about, now?
#11. To: Murron (#9)
Yes, Maam you are welcome.
#12. To: buckeroo (#7)
Behind each face and screen name is the same artful, calculating, crooked, deceitful, double-dealing, duplicitous, errant, erring, evasive, fishy, foxy, fraudulent, guileful, indirect, insidious, insincere, oblique, obliquitous, put on, roundabout, scheming, shady, shifty, shrewd, sly, sneaking, sneaky, surreptitious, treacherous, tricky, underhanded, wily, mercenary, mingy, miserly, niggard, parsimonious, penurious, rapacious, scrimpy man from SoCal.
weird how it goes in alphabetical order until it reaches "wily", then back, and then back in set order again. were these adjectives copied and pasted from somewhere?
#13. To: buckeroo (#10) (Edited)
Odd, I had you confused with someone else.
Since you are not you ... and since you are someone living in Zimbabwe, may I then have permission to post the name and address of the person I mistook you to be?
#14. To: BillNyeSG (#12)
Not odd ... they were copied and pasted.
Simplification ... they all fit.
#15. To: BillNyeSG (#12)
weird how it goes in alphabetical order until it reaches "wily", then back, and then back in set order again. were these adjectives copied and pasted from somewhere?
Exactly Bill. Did you notice how Gatling cleverly tried to goto "Z" within his albetical listing as in Zebra? Yeah, he knows I have all the horns and stripes.
#16. To: Gatlin (#13)
Posting anyone's personal data is a NONO, unless you have specific release and signed authentication forms that are also notarized by duly established government officials withing the said, "person" legal territory and country of jurisdiction.
But, since you want to know my name.... here it is: Buck E. Roo.
#17. To: buckeroo (#15) (Edited)
You are correct.
#18. To: Gatlin (#17)
I am here this evening, UNDER THE GUN, and to answer all questions.
#19. To: buckeroo (#16)
Oh, can then we play what’s my line?
I will provide you with a list of the questions before we begin … once again, for your approval and granting me permission to ask them.
#20. To: Gatlin (#19)
I have to shine my majiick Eight Ball for these answers ... hold on.
#21. To: Gatlin (#19)
It sez: NO, TRY AGAIN.
#22. To: buckeroo (#21) (Edited)
Okay ...
LOL!!!
I don't blame you.
I would not want to either, if I were stupid enough to have associated my sceen name with my real name and address.
#23. To: Gatlin (#22)
Good Night
WAIT, I am here to answer all your questions. This thread is being monitored by thousands of people to learn my SECRETS and DISCOVER the WAYS to RICHES beyond belief.
Come back!
#24. To: buckeroo (#23) (Edited)
Who discovered your real name when you posted it under your screen name?
#25. To: Gatlin (#24)
Who discovered you(sic) real name
Spelling error.
Tag line: I wuz HACKED, cuz I SAY so!
#26. To: Gatlin (#24)
... hold on.
#27. To: Wood_Chopper (#25)
Where?
#28. To: Gatlin (#24)
My majiick Eight Ball sez: CHECKING
#29. To: Gatlin (#24)
My majiick Eight Ball sez: STILL CHECKING
#30. To: Gatlin (#27)
Where?
Edit infraction. 10 yard penalty, loss of down.
TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!
Tag line: I wuz HACKED, cuz I SAY so!
#31. To: Gatlin (#24)
My majiick Eight Ball sez: TRY ANOTHER ONE
#32. To: Wood_Chopper (#30)
Off sides, 10 yard penalty, loss of down.
TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!
#33. To: buckeroo (#31)
Hold on ...
#34. To: Gatlin (#32)
Off sides, 10 yard penalty, loss of down.TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!
It's kind of like that whole"check your pm, gee my wife is sick" kinda thingy.
Tag line: I wuz HACKED, cuz I SAY so!
#35. To: Wood_Chopper (#30)
10 yard penalty, loss of down.
That is very serious, Fred. Do you think Gatlin has a chance?
#36. To: buckeroo (#35) (Edited)
That is very serious, Fred.
What have I told you about calling me Fred? check your pm My wife is sick, but surgery ought to take care of it.
Tag line: I wuz HACKED, cuz I SAY so!
#37. To: Gatlin (#33) (Edited)
Hold on ...
FAT CHANCE. I am in the Internet CLOUD. Out here we have no thing to hold onto except our good looks, like you name removed to protect the innocent.
#38. To: Wood_Chopper (#36)
What have I told you about calling me Fred?
I took your password and found out everything about you. I know the whole thing. You can't STOP me now. Next the entire WORLD!
#39. To: buckeroo (#38)
Where did Gatlin go. I hope it wasn't something I said.
Tag line: I wuz HACKED, cuz I SAY so!
#40. To: Wood_Chopper, Gatlin (#39)
Where did Gatlin go.
Good question. I can answer this one authoritatively. While he was pondering the dep, answers my nicely shined eight ball was giving him, I turned him into the CIA, NSA, NAFTA, CAFTA, the FBI, the IRS, the select committee of CHIT_CHAT CHANNEL espionage (in Congress by both houses), the WhiteHouse staff, Simon Bolivar, Jethro Tull, the EU, NATO, SEATO and of course the UN.
They took him away. Any more questions?
#41. To: buckeroo (#40)
Any more questions?
Yeah. What was it I said that made him stop posting?
Tag line: I wuz HACKED, cuz I SAY so!
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