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Title: My new F250 Truck
Source: E-Mail
URL Source: http://N/A
Published: Apr 22, 2011
Author: E-Mail
Post Date: 2011-04-22 17:42:14 by CZ82
Keywords: None
Views: 1147
Comments: 2

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck

Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work…

The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!' Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States".....

Damn I love this truck....

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#1. To: CZ82 (#0)

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!' Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States".....

Damn I love this truck....

OK. That did make me {{{chuckle}}}...

Never swear "allegiance" to anything other than the 'right to change your mind'!

Brian S  posted on  2011-04-22   19:32:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Brian S (#1)

OK. That did make me {{{chuckle}}}...

How goes it Brian.

Sorry about the disagreement we had the other day.

Don't take it to seriously if I call you a mild name.

A K A Stone  posted on  2011-04-22   19:36:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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