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Humor Title: New Definitons The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.. 7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high 8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido : All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler Effect : The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are: 1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. 3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent. 6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. 7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon , n. A Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men Poster Comment: 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Isn't this where the Liberals live????? Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 10. The difference being I didn't steal a password and impersonate another poster and litter your forum with four letter words.
#2. To: yukon, Liberator, hondo68, Rudgear (#1) The difference being I didn't steal a password and impersonate another poster and litter your forum with four letter words. Too many browsers open again yukon? At least it wasn't YouloveaWHAT?????.com
#3. To: Wood_Chopper (#2) Too many browsers open again yukon? No four letter words this time, sucker?
#4. To: yukon, Liberator, hondo68, Rudgear (#3) Is the mistake you posted in #1 the same mistake you made when you posted the gay website??? Your fairytale is falling apart.
#5. To: Wood_Chopper (#4) Is the mistake you posted in #1 Are you admitting you were involved in the theft and impersonation, chippy?
#6. To: yukon (#5) Are you admitting you were involved in the theft and impersonation, chippy? Nobody's buying the "I was hacked" FAIRYtale.
#10. To: Wood_Chopper (#6) I think he might have been hacked- by someone he knows (or by himself with a different ISP), so they could play all sorts of games and harass people- and take over LP... so they could harass more people. Does Goldi not seem a bit *different* to anyone else? Does her behavior not seem very odd? Whoever is posting as her is part of it. It is fun for them. They admitted it right here: "It has been a great night" Cyber stalking and bullying is fun for them. They love it. You see these posters all line up together and ping each other, and bring their games over here, from over there. They are all in it together. It is a game. They have multiple screen names- and ways of having multiple ISPs. No doubt they are giddy in IM and email, talking about their conquest and victories of disrupting so many sites with one story. They are the same disruptors at every site, and travel in the same circles. It is pretty obvious, to me, what is going on.
Replies to Comment # 10. #11. To: diva betsy ross (#10) Does her behavior not seem very odd? Yours sure does, faux Christian.
#13. To: diva betsy ross, Liberator, war, Bill D Berger, Ferret Mike (#10) I think he might have been hacked- by someone he knows (or by himself with a different ISP) Take a look at yukon's post in #1 of this thread. It actually belongs with another thread, not this one. He obviously was looking at more than one thread at a time and cross-posted to this thread. THIS IS EXACTLY THE EXPLANATION GIVEN OF HOW THE LINK TO A GAY PORNO SITE GOT POSTED BY MISTAKE, AND HE'S DONE IT AGAIN HERE ON THIS THREAD.
Does Goldi not seem a bit *different* to anyone else? Yes. And Gatlin. Gatlin can be pulled out of "character" when slightly provoked. Not the Gatlin I knew before he disappeared for a few years.
#72. To: diva betsy ross (#10) You see these posters all line up together and ping each other, and bring their games over here, from over there. Why is it that no one here actually comments on the contents of the thread? Everyone seems so busy infighting. Seems like a couple of participants know only a few words or acronyms (primarily extensions of LOL). Maybe this humorous piece will increase their vocabularies.
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