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Published: Apr 12, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-04-12 19:36:31 by CZ82
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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid..
7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido : All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect : The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the
fruit you're eating.
The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly
contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common
words.
And the winners are:
1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has
gained.
3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.
6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a
nightgown.
7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run
over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon , n. A Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up
onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish
men
Poster Comment:
5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.
Isn't this where the Liberals live?????
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The difference being I didn't steal a password and impersonate another poster and litter your forum with four letter words.
#2. To: yukon, Liberator, hondo68, Rudgear (#1)
The difference being I didn't steal a password and impersonate another poster and litter your forum with four letter words.
Too many browsers open again yukon?
At least it wasn't YouloveaWHAT?????.com
And the sheep will bleat their submission,
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
Burma Shave.
#3. To: Wood_Chopper (#2)
Too many browsers open again yukon?
No four letter words this time, sucker?
#4. To: yukon, Liberator, hondo68, Rudgear (#3)
Is the mistake you posted in #1 the same mistake you made when you posted the gay website???
Your fairytale is falling apart.
And the sheep will bleat their submission,
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
Burma Shave.
#5. To: Wood_Chopper (#4)
Is the mistake you posted in #1
Are you admitting you were involved in the theft and impersonation, chippy?
#6. To: yukon (#5)
Are you admitting you were involved in the theft and impersonation, chippy?
Nobody's buying the "I was hacked" FAIRYtale.
And the sheep will bleat their submission,
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
Burma Shave.
#7. To: Wood_Chopper (#6)
Are you admitting you were involved in the theft and impersonation, chippy?
#8. To: Wood_Chopper, All (#7)
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#9. To: Wood_Chopper, All (#8)
LOLAY, chippy!
#10. To: Wood_Chopper (#6)
I think he might have been hacked- by someone he knows (or by himself with a different ISP), so they could play all sorts of games and harass people- and take over LP... so they could harass more people.
Does Goldi not seem a bit *different* to anyone else? Does her behavior not seem very odd? Whoever is posting as her is part of it.
It is fun for them. They admitted it right here: "It has been a great night" Cyber stalking and bullying is fun for them. They love it.
You see these posters all line up together and ping each other, and bring their games over here, from over there.
They are all in it together. It is a game. They have multiple screen names- and ways of having multiple ISPs. No doubt they are giddy in IM and email, talking about their conquest and victories of disrupting so many sites with one story.
They are the same disruptors at every site, and travel in the same circles. It is pretty obvious, to me, what is going on.
#11. To: diva betsy ross (#10)
Does her behavior not seem very odd?
Yours sure does, faux Christian.
#12. To: yukon (#1)
The difference being I didn't steal a password and impersonate another poster
LOLAY!!!!
CT FREAK!!!
#13. To: diva betsy ross, Liberator, war, Bill D Berger, Ferret Mike (#10)
I think he might have been hacked- by someone he knows (or by himself with a different ISP)
Take a look at yukon's post in #1 of this thread. It actually belongs with another thread, not this one.
He obviously was looking at more than one thread at a time and cross-posted to this thread.
THIS IS EXACTLY THE EXPLANATION GIVEN OF HOW THE LINK TO A GAY PORNO SITE GOT POSTED BY MISTAKE, AND HE'S DONE IT AGAIN HERE ON THIS THREAD.
Does Goldi not seem a bit *different* to anyone else?
Yes. And Gatlin. Gatlin can be pulled out of "character" when slightly provoked.
Not the Gatlin I knew before he disappeared for a few years.
And the sheep will bleat their submission,
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
Burma Shave.
#14. To: Wood_Chopper, Liberator, A K A Stone (#13) (Edited)
For what its worth, I think a lot of these discussion boards were bought by the GOP to craft opinion and shut down disillusioned commentary.
I remember Stone blowing in here the weekend of yu-kloughn's coming out party. Atypical attitude and, for once, decisive action and not the routine jellyfish equivocating in what he claimed he wanted, in this case: stop changing article titles. I think someone jerked his chain to clean this problem up. The timing is odd to say the least.
I commented to Liberator the other night The Kloughn has a ticket to ride. And since he is the apotheosis of a flaming statist GOPer, homosexuality included, he and his flying monkeys get free run of the place.
Free speech and dissent are being shut down by buying up the venues of expression.
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
#15. To: Rudgear (#14)
I'll note the irony of you cheering my bannings...
America...My Kind Of Place...
#16. To: war (#15)
I think you need to stop believing your own press.
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
#17. To: Rudgear (#16)
At the least, your silence was your assent...
America...My Kind Of Place...
#18. To: Wood_Chopper, A K A Stone (#13)
Yes. And Gatlin. Gatlin can be pulled out of "character" when slightly provoked.
Nah, Gatlin can NEVER be pulled out of "character" ... Gatlin is what he is and always be: calmy cool and collected.
Stone has tried now to kill this discussion by locking two different threads carrying unsupported homosexual accusations and innuendos … you chose to simply ignore the logical approach that Stone took.
Stone said, I happen to believe his (Yukon) password was stolen and Goldi has also said that she believes yukon’s password was stolen.
In perversion, the main clinical factor is hostility. So, just let it go ... JUST LET IT GO, please.
By washing your hands frequently you wash away germs that can infect other people.
By cleansing your mind, you can cleanse away your characteristically suspiciousness, persecutory trends, and megalomania that can infect other people.
#19. To: Tater (#18)
carrying unsupported homosexual accusations
As of now the only unsupported allegation is that one, possibly, two accounts were hacked.
America...My Kind Of Place...
#20. To: war (#19)
As of now the only unsupported allegation is that one, possibly, two accounts were hacked.
No.
#21. To: war (#17)
Punk, if I wanted to 'get rid of you', I'd simply bozo you, like yu-kloughn and Potato Head. That I don't even do that tells you in how much esteem I hold you.
Play nice and have a nice day . . . someplace else.
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
#22. To: Tater (#20)
I've seen no evidence that any account was hacked.
America...My Kind Of Place...
#23. To: war (#22) (Edited)
I've seen no evidence that any account was hacked.
What evidence can be presented ...
If you are a Webmaster and I steal a password and begin to post under the the screen name associated with that stolen password ... what evidence can you present that the password was stolen?
#24. To: Rudgear (#21)
At the least, your silence was your assent...
America...My Kind Of Place...
#25. To: Tater (#23)
Goldi stole the password? Stone?
America...My Kind Of Place...
#26. To: war (#24)
You are very much like yu-kloughn in that you play baiting games.
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
#27. To: Rudgear, war, yukon (#21)
That I don't even do that tells you in how much esteem I hold you.
The fact that you secretly admire, adore, appreciate, apprize, care for, clasp, cleave to, cosset, cultivate exchanges, dote on, embrace, enshrine, entertain, fancy, hold dear, honor, idolize, like, nourish, nurture, preserve, prize, revere, treasure, value, venerate, and worship war, yukon and Tater … does not go unnoticed.
#28. To: Rudgear (#26) (Edited)
You need to think less of yourself and more of others - especially when it comes to the department marked "CLEVER"...
America...My Kind Of Place...
#29. To: Tater (#27)
cosset
Was once a favorite word...
America...My Kind Of Place...
#30. To: war (#28)
You need to think less of yourself and more of others
Exactly whom shall I think more of?
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
#31. To: Rudgear (#26)
Actually ...
Actually - I find it no wonder that I can typically view your self- centeredness as your most unappealing personality trait.
While most of us struggle to maintain a sense of compassion and understanding toward others.
You on the other had in your self-centeredness concentrating on people do not bother to take the time to understand another person’s point-of-view or feelings.
Your concerned chiefly or only with yourself and your advantage to the exclusion of others is not a healthy thing.
You need to take a close look into the world of the self-centered person and an explanation of common personality traits associated with self-centeredness.
#32. To: Rudgear (#30)
Exactly whom shall I think more of?
Aha...another one of life's riddles rears its head...
America...My Kind Of Place...
#33. To: Rudgear, war (#30)
Exactly whom shall I think more of?
ME, of course ... "I'll Be Your Huckleberry!"
#34. To: war (#32)
That's it, yukon. I gave you your chance to rise above your role model and you cannot. See ya, putz.
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
#35. To: Rudgear (#34)
Bye!!!
Let's see if you keep me there for more than a day this time...
America...My Kind Of Place...
#36. To: Wood_Chopper (#13) (Edited)
oops
#37. To: Wood_Chopper (#13)
I sincerely believe, and have believed for some time, that the poster known as Gatlin is a female, most of the time.
#38. To: diva betsy ross (#36)
DEFINITELY adopted...
America...My Kind Of Place...
#39. To: war (#38) (Edited)
You are the maiden of wrongness again.
Not only did I give birth to him, I homeschooled him up and until last year, and the gifted teacher in the school has asked for my consultation on her program. :)
Goes to show you don't relate to a higher IQ. Of course anyone with a whit about them knows that high IQ's come from the Mother.
Guess I am talking over your head most of the time, so you are a bit jealous, that is understandable. BUT- THAT is about you, not me
YOU are just not that intelligent. I am.
It sucks to be you in more than 100 ways, war. This is a mere reminder of your lot in life. Stuck on the internet - in an 8th grade pissing contest- making oral sex references, and stalking me around the internet- trying desperately to gain my attention.
Really smart, war. Really wise.
#40. To: diva betsy ross (#39)
So much for me being on bozo, eh Bitsy?
On any given day, I believe you about as much as I believe Boofer...
This is a mere reminder of your lot in life. Stuck on the internet - in an 8th grade pissing contest- making oral sex references, and stalking me around the internet- trying desperately to gain my attention.
I'm in love with you Bitsy...let us run away oh shall we dear?
America...My Kind Of Place...
#41. To: diva betsy ross (#39)
the gifted teacher in the school has asked for my consultation on her program
She's definitely adopted.
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Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
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