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Title: Boofer And The Bicycle: His Lie In NYC
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Boofer's Brain
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Published: Mar 25, 2011
Author: Boofer
Post Date: 2011-03-25 13:04:02 by war
Keywords: None
Views: 16953
Comments: 23
Here's a Booferism from another website [even though he's not posting much these days]: Weiner reminds me of a bike messenger I had a run in with not to long ago in NYC. Comes up behind me, and a dozen other people waiting for the crosswalk light to switch to 'green' and screams repeatedly 'make a hole'.
I finally turned around, since he was right behind me in ths crowd, and told em 'Scream one more time in my ear and that bike gets wrapped around your neck.'
He shut up. Couple of people in the crowd muttered 'amen to that'.
Weiner's the same way...oblivious to anything but himself.
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Wow...Boofer...what a man you are - fully lacking in chest though you may be.
Too bad you're (laughing) "story" of your manly prowess is 100% horseshit and easily debunked.
Couple of things for The Almighty Boofer the Oracle of Orab...bikes don't use crosswalks, they aren't pedestrians. For him to have been waiting in the crosswalk, he would have had to have been riding on the sidewalk. Wholly implausible.
He would have been in the street IN THE BIKE LANE outside of the crosswalk waiting and when the light changed he would have pedaled in the street with traffic outside of the crosswalk - if he had waited at all.
I highly doubt that anyone muttered anything but simply kept on their nihilistic NYC way. Most of them probably didn't even look. And, not that I believe that your fantasy here is steeped in anything remotely associative to reality, an agressive biker, as you've conjured here, could have cared less what about your comment. They've heard it all and will either ignore it or confront it.
Finally, NYC crosswalks are white hands and red hands. Nothing on them is green.
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war proceeds with caution after being duly reprimanded.
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
I recall a re-run of MASH I saw where this uber right winger named Colonel Flagg...
Godwinson posted on 2011-02-23 11:47:32 ET
http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=18011&Disp=46#C46
#2. To: hondo68 (#1)
rotflmao.
He apparently didn't take the advice offered him over at TBF recently about fixations on old flame wars..
He did however, demonstrate a point I made at GBR not more than two hours ago.
Whats really hilarious is I suggested I could 'make him do tricks'.
I meant at GBR...and he did. But then he went HERE and did a 'trick'.
Too easy...but I admit, satisfying as hell.
Atascadero sure has a large number of idiots (laughing my ass off)
#3. To: war (#0)
OMG. W.A-R., are you posting a vanity, you little tri-athlete, you?
Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
#4. To: Boofer (#2)
I meant at GBR...and he did. But then he went HERE and did a 'trick'.
Chuckles...I'm a wiley one fer shore, Boofer.
Those GBR "mod only" threads in which you "discussed" me were a pretty interesting read by the way. Care to libel me that way in public? When you were bitching and moaning to McCarthy about what Obama did to your company why didn't you include me?
Tell us all again how I'm not in your head 24/7 but it's YOU who makes me "do tricks"
BTW, hilarious that not only did I post at GBR - under several names - but I'm a current "friend" of yours on FB.
That pic of you standing next to that river smoking is almost as hilarious as the one of you on the Harley.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Feel free to register at TBF, btw. The over/under on you remaining there will be "Days"...
And with that...adios...
#5. To: hondo68 (#1)
war proceeds with caution after being duly reprimanded.
I've been hit three times...four if you count the drunk who passed me cautiously, parked his truck and then opened his door right into me.
And this is my bike:
#6. To: All (#0)
Views: 56
[snicker]
#7. To: Boofer (#2)
Views: 88
(laughing)
#8. To: war (#7)
Doesn't take much to make you giggle like a school girl, W.A-R. Simple minds are easily amused. When are you going to swear, threaten and demand Stone delete your account for the twenty third time, drama queen?
Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
#9. To: Rudgear, war (#8)
When are you going to swear, threaten and demand Stone delete your account for the twenty third time, drama queen?
War is such a libtard, spandex-wearing coward.
#10. To: Boofer (#2)
Views: 119
(LAUGHING)
#11. To: All (#10)
A lot of missing numbers on this thread (laughing)
#12. To: war (#10)
Views: 119(LAUGHING)
Not surprising when 100 of them have come from yourself.
Now, I know I’m not going to change the minds of any of the True Believers…those who read all of Reverend Al’s sermons, and say things like, “You know, global warming can mean warmer OR colder, wetter OR drier, cloudier OR sunnier, windier OR calmer, …”. Can I get an ‘amen’??
#13. To: war (#0)
Too bad you're (laughing) "story" of your manly prowess is 100% horseshit and easily debunked.
What story? I don't get it.
#14. To: Fred Mertz (#13)
What story? I don't get it.
The story of how he singlehandedly kept the crosswalks safe for pedestrians in NYC.
"http://first-draft-blog.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5ced53ef0148c7a28c4b970c-320wi"
#15. To: Rek (#14)
Okay, thanks.
#16. To: Rudgear (#3)
OMG. W.A-R., are you posting a vanity, you little tri-athlete, you?
BBBWWWAAAHHHAAAA...is that pussy ass fraud dwarf STILL bleating about all his "tri athlete" exploits or just bitching about how his lycra sports bra won't stay up when his floppers get out of sync?
Death to everybody who does not get outta my way. (decided to retire the beatdowns on old worthless retread posters that are bozoed)
#17. To: Fred Mertz (#13)
What story? I don't get it.
"Weiner reminds me of a bike messenger I had a run in with not to long ago in NYC. Comes up behind me, and a dozen other people waiting for the crosswalk light to switch to 'green' and screams repeatedly 'make a hole'.
I finally turned around, since he was right behind me in ths crowd, and told em 'Scream one more time in my ear and that bike gets wrapped around your neck.'
He shut up. Couple of people in the crowd muttered 'amen to that'.
Weiner's the same way...oblivious to anything but himself."
--Big Top Boofer Comes To NYC
#18. To: Rek (#14)
Hey...aren't you me?
#19. To: e_type_jag (#16)
W.A-R. is a manly man. This thread is proof enough of that. That he has a sociopathic need for attention, no matter the tactic is neither here nor there . . .
Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
#20. To: war (#17)
That bike messenger didn't know how lucky he was that day. He probably didn't realize boofer practices combet gunning (for want of a better term) on frogs.
And how funny to see he is still out there on the interweb being a big man, instead of trying to run a business.
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Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
#21. To: Biff Tannen (#20)
Bike messengers carry huge ass chains to secure their bike when they go inside. They double as their own personal security. Ask any cab driver...bikes and cabs are natural enemies like dogs and cats. Many a cab has a nice ding on its side from a bike it got too close to.
Had Boofer REALLY said that, the messenger would have laughed and said, "I'd like to see you wrap this bike around my neck before I wrap this chain around yours, Boof."
You watching any of the NCAA Regional finals? UNH upset Miami and UM-D SPANKED Yale.
#22. To: war (#18)
Hey...aren't you me?
It must be the three letter name that "clued" that mental giant Rudgear in.
"http://first-draft-blog.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5ced53ef0148c7a28c4b970c-320wi"
#23. To: Rek (#22)
Mudflap ain't the brightest bulb on the tree...he is low enough to get pissed on tho...
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