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Title: The Nuttiest Post I've ever Seen
Source: Neo-con Central (LibertyPost.org)
URL Source: http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/ ... .cgi?ArtNum=304375&Disp=22#C22
Published: Mar 11, 2011
Author: BobCeleste
Post Date: 2011-03-11 16:42:38 by jwpegler
Keywords: None
Views: 4807
Comments: 5

Are you a born Again Washed in the Blood of the Lamb Christian? If so, you understand that Christ could rapture His church at any moment. Do you have pets? Do you have domestic farm animals, like cows? If rapture comes right this instant, what happens to your pets? Are they going to die a slow death locked inside your house? What about your cows and other farm animals? Who is going to milk your cow(s)? Who is going to feed your cat, dog, parakeet, gerbils and/or other house pets?

Do you have an unsaved friend you can bring this problem to, one who would, upon hearing of millions of disappearances world wide, would go over and take your animals home with him?

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#1. To: All, AKA Stone, sneaky pete (#0) (Edited)

I actually think this could be a GREAT business for someone -- Pet Rapture Insurance. Pay us X dollars a month and we will guarantee that your pet is cared for after God "raptures you to heaven".

And oh by the way, we'll need a copy of your house key so that we can come in and rescue fido after you are gone.

I'm actually thinking about starting this up.

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#2. To: jwpegler (#1)

I'm actually thinking about starting this up.

Better hurry, before Jessie Jr. and hObama put it in the Constitution as a fed gov provided "right".

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