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Title: Lizard Lick Towing
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Sattelitte Channel 204
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Published: Mar 1, 2011
Author: sneakypete
Post Date: 2011-03-01 01:07:46 by sneakypete
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Keywords: rednecks, more rednecks
Views: 14435
Comments: 12
If you haven't seen this show yet,you owe it to yourself to tune in. Funniest damn show on television. It's about a couple of fat rednecks that run a repossession agency in Kentucky. The fat redneck that owns it with his wife dresses up like a WWF punk rocker for teebee purposes,and the other one (the bad one) is just happy to be a good old boy. Both are afraid of the WWF rednecks wife,who has been known to punch out large men that piss her off. Oh yeah,she is a attractive blonde that may or may not be fat. Hard to tell because she is pregnant. The first repo they went on tonight (episode 4) was so far out in the sticks THEY were worried about running into rednecks. Sure enough,they did. One came running out wearing cammies and carrying a rifle and screaming stuff like "AHLL kill you MF'er if you mess wid mah daddies truck!",and then proceeds to jump up in the bed of the truck and grab a plastic gasoline can and starts throwing gas on the tow truck while screaming about how he was going to burn it to the ground and thowing in a bunch of traditional MF'ers. Needless to say,they jumped in their tow truck and hauled ass. Later on that afternoon the guy calls them at their shop and apologizes for his actions and tells them to come get the truck and that he will let them have it with no problems. "There won't be any guns this time,honest! I got to thinking about what my daddy would think about how I acted today,and he would have been ashamed of me." I don't know this for a fact,but I suspect his daddy is dead and they are trying to repossess the dead daddy truck. Anyhow,the WWF redneck is hesitant to go back out there. He thinks it's a trick. The other redneck says something like "I don't care. We make our money repossessing stuff,so let's go git it." Off they go. It's already dark when they get there,and very quiet. As they back up to the pickup to hook up with the stinger lift,here comes the cammie redneck again. Screaming more "AHLL KILL YOU FOR MESSING WITH MAH DADDIES TRUCK,MF'ers",and this time he ain't waving a rifle. He's waving Molotov Cocktails. No shit. Tosses one into the bed of his father's truck and sets that on fire,and tosses another one on the back of the wrecker before they can get away. Luckily for them there was only steel back there so it went out before the whole truck caught fire. And all this was over a 1998 Ford F-150 PU. Worth maybe 500 bucks And this wasn't the funny one. The funny one was when they were hired to go repossess a herd of whitetail deer. No kidding. At 225 bucks per pop. They go out there and meet up with the guy that hired them,and he tells them they will subdue the deer by shooting them with tranquilizer darts,and the rednecks are loving this idea. Then the guy tells them the real reason he hired them is to protect them because the guy they are repossessing the herd from is a ex-Marine that is violent and crazy. Sure enough,as they are enjoying the hell out of themselves popping the deer with tranq darts and loading them into a livestock trailer the ex-Marine shows up and he might be bigger than either of the big rednecks. He tackles the WWF redneck,and as they are rolling around on the ground the WWF redneck hollers to the other redneck to help him. The other redneck decides the best way to do this is to shoot the ex-Marine with the same tranq darts they have been instantly knocking the deer out with. No shit. So he pops one off,and hits the WWF redneck in the ass with the tranq dart. This is where I started laughing so hard I almost lost my breath. I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed so hard or so much. AND......,the promo for episode 5 shows it might be even funnier. PLEASE tune in and start watching this show so it doesn't go off the air. This stuff is hysterical.
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#1. To: All (#0)
BTW,I should mention that this is not supposed to be a comedy show. It is a reality tv show,and I suspect the producers were looking for drama. It's the key rednecks that make it a comedy show just by being themselves,and not taking themselves or life too seriously. Even with all the screw ups they do,they keep laughing at themselves and each other. For example,the WWF redneck that got shot in the ass with the tranq was put into the passenger seat of the truck,and took a nap. The redneck that shot him with the tranq was driving,and kept shaking him to try to wake him up so he could apologize for shooting him ("I guess I ain't the crack shot I thought I was."),and can't do it without laughing.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
damn, i missed that one. hard to imagine anyone bigger then those two guys
Did your teeth fall out? What network carries this? Channel 204 here is TRU TV.
I did some searching around; it is on TruTV, but the agency is in North Carolina, petey. No biggie.
I think it's like the one about the Puerto Rican repo bunch in LA, mostly choreographed and reenactments.
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Maybe we can get Mammie on it and earn her enough for an electric handicapped chariot with white walls and plush dice on a rear view mirror. She can play herself. Which will of course prompt complaints from people calling in to whine that no one is that ignorant and crazy in real life.
Hmmm,the description on the channel says Ky. No big deal either way. Rednecks are rednecks,no matter where they come from.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
You obviously didn't see the black woman the WWF guy's wife hired to help her in the office. She chased Bobby around the office,and took him down. Weighs 400 lbs if she weighs a ounce.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
I'll try to watch it the next time it will be on. Do you know when?
9 PM EST Friday on channel 204 TRU. This will be episode 1. The one I wrote about on this thread was episode 4,which is the only one I have seen so far.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
saw that one last night, damn that was one big woman, i can see why bobbie was afraid of her.
Thanks petey.
#2. To: sneakypete (#1)
he might be bigger than either of the big rednecks
#3. To: sneakypete (#0)
This is where I started laughing so hard I almost lost my breath.
#4. To: sneakypete (#0)
It's about a couple of fat rednecks that run a repossession agency in Kentucky.
#5. To: sneakypete (#1)
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#6. To: Fred Mertz (#3)
#7. To: Fred Mertz (#4)
I did some searching around; it is on TruTV, but the agency is in North Carolina, petey. No biggie.
#8. To: calcon (#2)
damn, i missed that one. hard to imagine anyone bigger then those two guys
#9. To: sneakypete (#7)
#10. To: Fred Mertz (#9)
I'll try to watch it the next time it will be on. Do you know when?
#11. To: sneakypete (#8)
ou obviously didn't see the black woman the WWF guy's wife hired to help her in the office. She chased Bobby around the office,and took him down. Weighs 400 lbs if she weighs a ounce.
#12. To: sneakypete (#10)
9 PM EST Friday on channel 204 TRU.
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