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Title: Don't blame the crack cocaine, 3rd World worms are making Obama skinny
Source:
Enquirer
URL Source: http://www.nationalenquirer.com/oba ... arasite_hawaii/celebrity/70029
Published: Jan 19, 2011
Author: Enquirer Exclusive
Post Date: 2011-01-19 08:52:26 by Happy Quanzaa
Keywords: Obama, 3rd World worms, parasi
Views: 13398
Comments: 17
WHY OBAMA IS SCARY SKINNY
The real reason behind PRESIDENT OBAMA's shocking weight loss - he's secretly battling stomach parasites, say sources.
The pencil-thin president caught the parasites on a trip last year to Hawaii, where he and his family also vacationed over Christmas, according to top political insiders.
"Barack has wanted to keep the stomach parasites under the radar," revealed a close source.
"There had been a public health warning about them in Hawaii when he caught them."
Concerned sources say extreme stress and a poor diet caused by his hectic schedule have contributed to the 6-foot-1 president's skeletal look.
"Michelle is fearful he's close to a physical collapse," revealed an insider.
"He appears to be wasting away. "
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"He appears to be wasting away. "
Could we be so lucky?????
#2. To: Happy Quanzaa (#0)
Bullshit. Stomach parasites are easily treated. The POS, excuse me, the POTUS undergoes checkups routinely. This is something else, possibly untreatable. It isn't fatigue because he doesn't do anything. Except go on vacation.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
#3. To: Happy Quanzaa (#0)
Hawaii is 3rd world?
Since January 3, 2011, Republicans have controlled the power of the purse.
#4. To: go65 (#3) (Edited)
Hawaii is 3rd world?
Everywhere Hussein Obama & the Democrats go and everything they touch turns Third World, Chicago & DC are Third World now too.
#5. To: Happy Quanzaa (#4)
Everywhere Hussein Obama & the Democrats go and everything they touch turns Third World, Chicago & DC are Third World now too.
Hmm, so Iowa and New Hampshire must be third world too.
Interesting.
Since January 3, 2011, Republicans have controlled the power of the purse.
#6. To: go65 (#5)
Hmm, so Iowa and New Hampshire must be third world too.
If Dear Leader has his way all 58 states will be Third World when he's done.
#7. To: Happy Quanzaa (#6)
there won't be a third world then will there?
Since January 3, 2011, Republicans have controlled the power of the purse.
#8. To: go65 (#7)
there won't be a third world then will there?
Just because the entire world has gone either Second or Third doesn't mean the First one never existed, or couldn't again.
#9. To: Happy Quanzaa (#8)
Just because the entire world has gone either Second or Third doesn't mean the First one never existed, or couldn't again.
That's what the Romans thought.
Since January 3, 2011, Republicans have controlled the power of the purse.
#10. To: Happy Quanzaa (#0)
National Enquirer aye? I see you can't control your impulse bying when you hit up Walmart to replenish your stock of Chinese made garbage. ;-D
#11. To: Ferret Mike (#10)
National Enquirer aye?
Say what you will about the NE, but who reported the John Edwards & knocked up Reille story when no one else would? Or Clinton & Monica? Or Obama having gay lover Donald Young whacked? I think they broke the Tiger Woods story too.
#12. To: Happy Quanzaa (#11)
And they posted pictures of John Lennon's corpse and have no scruples or guiding principle except profit over truth and good taste.
#13. To: Ferret Mike (#12) (Edited)
But they don't make stuff up when they don't have to, like in the John Edwards story.
#14. To: Happy Quanzaa (#13)
They make up shit all the time, so "when they have to" is always, and I'm still amused you think them credible.
#15. To: Ferret Mike (#14)
Its amusing you use the Weekly World News to make your point about the Enquirer.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
#16. To: Rudgear (#15)
It is amusing. Thanks, didn't catch that.
#17. To: Rudgear (#15)
Lies, Truth & Garbage Written: May 09 '00Product Rating: Quality of news coverage: Quality of editorial content: Pros: Stories of unexplainable OCCURRENCES
Cons: Mostly "junk" stories about famous people
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mrssmoopy's Full Review: National Enquirer
Do you like to read articles on Actors, Actresses, Politicians, Small Town folk, Aliens, Freak Animals, and things of that sort? Look no further, The National Enquirer is YOUR weekly magazine.
Color photos and complete articles from "close sources" are what you'll find in this publication.
Inside the cover and over the first few pages of this periodical, you'll find "In the Buzz", which is a "hot topic" section which covers what is "really hot" scandal from that week. They interview anyone, and everyone that knew, saw, or even ate dinner with the involved "hot" subject.
As you will be able to tell by the photos in this section, most of the pictures are taken "in hiding", or are copies of pictures released from other sources.
The articles are usually written from the "third" person's view point, and you can never tell if what is said is for real or not. Direct quotes from the actual "subject" are taken from other news sources. Further into this periodical you'll locate the "All the Gossip" section which is overseen by Gossip Editor, Mike Walter.
Scenes from movies being shot, TV special overviews, and miscellaneous gossip are grouped together in this chapter of the newspaper.
Easy to read sections of this newspaper also include:
Celebrity Classmates - Articles written from classmates of stars - what were they really like? Pictures, and other items discussed.
Next Week On Your Favorite Soaps - looking for a sneak peak of your favorite show? Here it is.
Cover Stories - See it on the front, turn to the center of this color paper, and read to your hearts delight.
Exclusive Book Bonus Section - Stars write books, and they are reviewed here in the "bonus" sneak peek discussion section.
Medical Studies - section which discusses unusual findings with items such as magnets and rocks.
Planet Tabloid - Really good (probably unreal) dirt on famous people - worst hairstyles, juicy taboo facts and more!
Have your say - Reader feedback section
Help & other 911 calls - craziest things ever called into 911
Exclusive news investigation - secret lives of politicians, stars, and other well know people - This news publication digs up lots of dirt here.
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$25.00 Why I love my pet contest - submit your article for a chance at $25.00 if your article is published.
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Fun Quiz - match up stars & children game
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Horoscope - what does the cards have in store for you this week?
Pizzazz - see what the stars are wearing.
This weekly publication in my opinion is for entertainment only. I enjoy reading about how aliens are the reason our economy is in a real bind, but I do not believe that even one quarter of the information provided in this newspaper is for real. How can you believe the "third person's" prospective on heartbreak, or financial destruction of a well know person. The decision on belief is in the hands of the readers.
The National Enquirer does not come close to the "real" information you can read in The New York Times, or USA Today. If you are looking for dirty scandal, unbelievable stories about the stars, and what is the President's cat doing when not on the White House's lawn, you can get it here!
Pure Entertainment-and plenty of it!!!
http://www.epinions.com/news-review-7CD5-6E7C073-391812E3-prod5
None the less, I have no use for this rag, and as this site I quoted says, it is a magazine that should be looked at for entertainment value only.
It is no kind of quality news periodical.
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