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Title: Don't blame the crack cocaine, 3rd World worms are making Obama skinny
Source:
Enquirer
URL Source: http://www.nationalenquirer.com/oba ... arasite_hawaii/celebrity/70029
Published: Jan 19, 2011
Author: Enquirer Exclusive
Post Date: 2011-01-19 08:52:26 by Happy Quanzaa
Keywords: Obama, 3rd World worms, parasi
Views: 13287
Comments: 17
The real reason behind PRESIDENT OBAMA's shocking weight loss - he's secretly battling stomach parasites, say sources. The pencil-thin president caught the parasites on a trip last year to Hawaii, where he and his family also vacationed over Christmas, according to top political insiders. "Barack has wanted to keep the stomach parasites under the radar," revealed a close source. "There had been a public health warning about them in Hawaii when he caught them." Concerned sources say extreme stress and a poor diet caused by his hectic schedule have contributed to the 6-foot-1 president's skeletal look. "Michelle is fearful he's close to a physical collapse," revealed an insider. "He appears to be wasting away. " GET THE FULL STORY -- only in the new ENQUIRER - on sale NOW!
WHY OBAMA IS SCARY SKINNY
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#1. To: Happy Quanzaa (#0)
Could we be so lucky?????
Bullshit. Stomach parasites are easily treated. The POS, excuse me, the POTUS undergoes checkups routinely. This is something else, possibly untreatable. It isn't fatigue because he doesn't do anything. Except go on vacation.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
Hawaii is 3rd world?
Since January 3, 2011, Republicans have controlled the power of the purse.
Everywhere Hussein Obama & the Democrats go and everything they touch turns Third World, Chicago & DC are Third World now too.
Hmm, so Iowa and New Hampshire must be third world too. Interesting.
Since January 3, 2011, Republicans have controlled the power of the purse.
If Dear Leader has his way all 58 states will be Third World when he's done.
there won't be a third world then will there?
Since January 3, 2011, Republicans have controlled the power of the purse.
Just because the entire world has gone either Second or Third doesn't mean the First one never existed, or couldn't again.
That's what the Romans thought.
Since January 3, 2011, Republicans have controlled the power of the purse.
National Enquirer aye? I see you can't control your impulse bying when you hit up Walmart to replenish your stock of Chinese made garbage. ;-D
Say what you will about the NE, but who reported the John Edwards & knocked up Reille story when no one else would? Or Clinton & Monica? Or Obama having gay lover Donald Young whacked? I think they broke the Tiger Woods story too.
And they posted pictures of John Lennon's corpse and have no scruples or guiding principle except profit over truth and good taste.
But they don't make stuff up when they don't have to, like in the John Edwards story.
They make up shit all the time, so "when they have to" is always, and I'm still amused you think them credible.
Its amusing you use the Weekly World News to make your point about the Enquirer.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
It is amusing. Thanks, didn't catch that.
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"He appears to be wasting away. "
#2. To: Happy Quanzaa (#0)
#3. To: Happy Quanzaa (#0)
#4. To: go65 (#3)
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Hawaii is 3rd world?
#5. To: Happy Quanzaa (#4)
Everywhere Hussein Obama & the Democrats go and everything they touch turns Third World, Chicago & DC are Third World now too.
#6. To: go65 (#5)
Hmm, so Iowa and New Hampshire must be third world too.
#7. To: Happy Quanzaa (#6)
#8. To: go65 (#7)
there won't be a third world then will there?
#9. To: Happy Quanzaa (#8)
Just because the entire world has gone either Second or Third doesn't mean the First one never existed, or couldn't again.
#10. To: Happy Quanzaa (#0)
#11. To: Ferret Mike (#10)
National Enquirer aye?
#12. To: Happy Quanzaa (#11)
#13. To: Ferret Mike (#12)
(Edited)
#14. To: Happy Quanzaa (#13)
#15. To: Ferret Mike (#14)
#16. To: Rudgear (#15)
#17. To: Rudgear (#15)
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