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Title: Dolly Parton "Played a Whore"
Source:
patriotboy.blogspot.com
URL Source: http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2010 ... dolly-parton-played-whore.html
Published: Oct 13, 2010
Author: Marc Grizzard
Post Date: 2010-10-13 17:21:09 by Ferret Mike
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Views: 3418
Comments: 5
Dear Pastor Grizzard, I love your plan to burn non-KJV Bibles, Books of Mormon, and other heretical works during your Halloween celebration, but your addition of Dolly Parton records makes it perfect. There is no doubt in my mind that Dolly is a minion of Satan. I'm sure others will agree after reading your list of her sins: Dolly covered Led Zeppelin's occultic song "Stairway to Heaven"...she also covered the atheistic song "Imagine" by the ungodly John Lennon. She plays a whore in the "Best Little Whore House in Texas."...in her public life she dresses like a whore in exposing herself from top to bottom. ...as soon as you go into Dollywood you see Dolly exposing herself immodestly She also owns Sandollar Productions, a film and television production company, which produced the Fox TV shows Babes and Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Sabrina (1995 film). Both Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Sabrina are full of witch craft and demonic teachings. Breast-obsessed filmmaker Russ Meyer wanted to make movies about her 40DD breasts. ..Because of the size of her breast she has been invited into several songs in the 80s and 90s, one of them being "Talk Like Sex" by Kool G Rap and DJ Polo. It is obvious that Dolly Parton is wicked and goes against everything the Bible teaches. It's those last two things that concern me most. A man gets to looking at Parton's breasts and all sorts of wicked thoughts pop into his head. You know what I mean--those secret thoughts all men have but never talk about. We'll hear Parton singing "Jolene," and the next thing we know, we're strapping our man-breasts into a wonder bra and doing a little naked tucked-thingy dance in front of the mirror. We've all been there. You're a man, I know you've done it too. The important thing is to ask the Lord for forgiveness afterwards, or better yet, ask him for forgiveness during the act, while you perform penance by spanking yourself with a big ol' spatula. That's what I do. I spank my self silly for Jesus. There's nothing quite like looking into that mirror and seeing those spatula welts rise up on your "Call me, 'Jolene'" tattoo, especially if you're turned just right, so you also get a peek at your man flesh poking out of the side of your bra. It adds a little something to the punishment--puts it into its proper context and makes your thingy spring completely out of its tucked position. Heterosexually yours, Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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#1. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
She's a distant cousin of mine...
"I really wanna care. I wanna feel somethin'. Let me dig a little deeper:. No, My give-a-damn's busted"~ Messina Jo Dee
Yes,she did. She is a very talented woman and a very good actress. A man gets to looking at Parton's breasts and all sorts of wicked thoughts pop into his head. You know what I mean--those secret thoughts all men have but never talk about. Uhhhhhh,uhhhhh,uhhhhhh. Men have never talked about her breasts and the thoughts they give him? In what solar system?
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
I didn't know that. I am a fan of hers by the way. I had my funny bone tickled by this blog piece, and find it at best misguided. I think I have about 90 percent of her albums in my collection. She is a treasure, I love her.
Yep, I was amused and though about how the same guy would scream in anger at how some Muslims clothe their women so thoroughly, they 'repay' them revengefully for the 'crime' of inducing lust into their being. I like the attack her rack gives to my.... well, you know. Shouldn't say it even though it does rhyme. I don't want to be given the sack for merely being somewhat off color in my posted prose.
My g-uncle mentioned her father and mother back when I was in my 20's, I made a note of it, not being a fan, but was interested, we were losing the older generation and lots of information on our tree was going with them. She was here, at the Falls where my husband looked after a motel/campground area, and kept a store on the side. She was looking at some property, Tombstone Junction, in 08', a past country/western town where famous singers came and entertained, the last I saw was Loretta Lynn, sometime after that it all burned to the ground, and no one rebuilt it. I haven't heard anything since, so I don't know if she'll do anything, I think tourism is down around here anyway.
"I really wanna care. I wanna feel somethin'. Let me dig a little deeper:. No, My give-a-damn's busted"~ Messina Jo Dee
#2. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
Dolly Parton "Played a Whore"
#3. To: Murron (#1)
#4. To: sneakypete (#2)
#5. To: Ferret Mike (#3)
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