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Title: Abu el Banat Wins "Hot Dog" Eating Contest At Frisco Bathhouse!
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Published: Sep 9, 2010
Author: Too many volunteers to count
Post Date: 2010-09-09 12:34:02 by Liberator
Keywords: AbuElBoneDog, Is, AVeryHungryBoy
Views: 309271
Comments: 298
San Francisco - Recently, Liberty Flame's leftist poster of a few words (mainly because he functions at a 5th grade level) has been a participant in the underground festivities of several bathhouses in San Francisco's vibrant "Anything Goes" district of the city. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Let us all hail and give a hardy congratulations to our very own Abu el Banat (who used to call himself "Biff Tannen" before his marriage to whatshisname.) He's managed to win yet another "Hot Dog" eating contest! (and according to Abu aka "Biff" - "PLEASE DON'T HOLD THE MAYO!!!")
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Thank, Biffy/Abu for the laughs. (1 image)
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I said it first. I want ghosting credits.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#52. To: mininggold (#47)
Someone's angry that God is picking on them, aren't they?
#53. To: Rudgear (#52)
Someone's angry that God is picking on them, aren't they?
I'm sorry for your troubles.
"Look you leftist pervert, make sure you keep your Mr Winky away from your family's new addition or I will send some fellow salad tossers to square away your sorry butt. Got it??"
The good "cop", Jethro Tull explaining how to prevent a Palin family tradition in YOUR family.
#54. To: mininggold (#53)
No, cookie. You and others are always railing against God and His perceived injustices. Get a clue and embrace values, not leftist ideology.
#55. To: Murron (#17)
we had smoked sausages
MUST
RESIST
MUST
AVOID
THE
WRATH
OF MAMMY
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#56. To: war (#55)
How dare you use a racist term like Mammy?
#57. To: Rudgear (#52) (Edited)
Someone's angry that God is picking on them, aren't they?
Who was "God picking on" on 9/11/01?
The less you say about God the better off you are.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#58. To: Rudgear (#56)
Bite me.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#59. To: war (#57)
Loaded question and I would say 'nobody'. I may hate myself for asking this but: who do you think God was picking on?
#60. To: Rudgear (#56)
I'll bet you $50 that right now, in your head, you ***think*** you're winning on this thread,
Bet?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#61. To: war (#57)
You and your kind would like all talk of God shut down.
#62. To: war (#60)
I'll bet you $50 that right now, in your head, you ***think*** you're winning on this thread,
You've got a genius for rhetorical questions.
#63. To: Rudgear (#59) (Edited)
There is no God.
At least, not the one you think there is.
I know for a fact that someone who died that day prayed that he'd survive.
The Hijackers prayed for success which meant, aomng other things, that they'd suceed in killing him.
Whose prayers were granted?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#64. To: Rudgear (#62)
Should I give you my PayPal account instructions?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#65. To: war (#55)
"MUST RESIST MUST AVOID THE WRATH OF MAMMY"
Hey, she's the best creative speller and inventor of new grammar rules the Rightwing Wingnutz have. Be nice. ;-D
#66. To: Rudgear (#46)
Always count on you lefties to keep your minds in the gutter.
Need I remind you of the theme of this thread and who started it?
"Our quest for the lesser evil has arrived at an impasse. On one hand we have a world-class Doublethinker who expects us to thank him for keeping promises he has vigorously broken and to accept the cynical notion that war is peace. On the other we have a mob of flesh-eating galoots who promise to give us Orwell’s Hate Week 52 weeks a year for as long as it takes them to bring about Armageddon. " — Jeff Huber
#67. To: Ferret Mike (#65)
Welll...she admitted that she and Boofer do web shows for each other which makes me think her having smoked sausage may be a bit too much information.
But I could be wrong.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#68. To: dwarf, Rudgear, e_type_jag (#30)
DWARF'S OFFICIAL STATEMENT:"Maybe you enjoy reading post after post about the male phallus and other aspects homo erotica...lubey and e_type, the two biggest closeted sausage jockeys I have ever seen, are Charter Members of my bozo list."
ROFLMAO! But what of the forum forced to stumble upon your daily autobiographical diary with Fred, etal.?
I hope that someday he comes to grips with his orientation.
Why aren't I surprised you've mentioned "comes to grips"? And term "sausage jockeys", and "homo-erotica"?
Look - you and the other sexually ambiguous LFer like Abu el Bathhouse can march around in Spandex all you want and create your version of "Boys Town" - but hey, LF is a very tolerant, diverse, and vibrant group. Go ahead and associate with your own kind, Gandhi - it doesn't bother the sane, believe me.
#69. To: war (#63)
There is a God. The one you fear exists is real. I'm sorry your friend died but that is immaterial to the question. The hijackers will fear the wrath of a God who was asked such a prayer. Sometimes the answer to a prayer is 'no'. I don't know what His purpose was in allowing this terrible thing but I trust Him more than you or any other human agency to put this world right.
#70. To: Rudgear (#45)
Why are you wasting company time posting on the Internet?
Like Boofer....I'm my own boss.
Ulike Boofer, I'm not going bankrupt.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#71. To: Skip Intro, LF's Script Tracker Rat (#66)
How's the Script Tracking coming along, Rat?
#72. To: Rudgear, war (#56)
How dare you use a racist term like Mammy?
LOL! He still misses his mammy...aha
Well, he's got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities arent' speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion"~ Albert Camus
#73. To: Rudgear, dwarf (#38)
He just got caught with his Lycra-spandex down around his ankles by substantively changing one of his posts to me, that's all. He's backpedaling like a triathlete to save face.
Hee-hee...
#74. To: Liberator, war (#68)
You gotta remember you are talking to whore. He majored in whirling dervish in his moral relativism class at Whatsamatta U.
#75. To: war (#70)
You let your other employees waste time on the Internet? Great leadership. Lead by example, right?
#76. To: Rudgear (#69) (Edited)
There is a God.
Then He's not anyone I want in my life.
The one you fear exists is real.
I don't fear that which does not exist.
The hijackers will fear the wrath of a God who was asked such a prayer.
GOD: "Okay...I'll grant your prayer but you're going to hell for it."
Got it.
Sometimes the answer to a prayer is 'no'.
GOD: "NO I will not allow you to go home safely. IN fact, you're never going home again. And since you had the NERVE to ask me this, I'm going to allow this guy to fly a jet plane into your building...keep you stuck on the 90th floor in terror for an hour and a half and then put you into a pulverizing free fall so that your family will bury only your right index finger."
Got it.
Neat God you worship.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#77. To: Liberator, war (#73)
You'll notice its the one charge he wont address. He's hopping and whirling like a dervish to distract from the point. Sad really.
#78. To: war (#76)
Neat God you worship.
You better watch yourself.
#79. To: Rudgear (#77)
I have Lubey on bozo. You do know what that means? It's a killfile. I can't see his posts.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#80. To: Murron (#72)
arent'
Contractions look like this: aren't
As in you aren't able to spell even it it was to save your fat, pimple laden bitch ass.
cellulitetations mammycakes
#81. To: Rudgear (#78) (Edited)
You [sic] better watch yourself.
Why? Do I do tricks? Magic?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#82. To: Rudgear, Murron, dwarf (#56)
How dare you use a racist term like Mammy?
Because it serves as a two-fer.
It exposes war's snobby derisive disdain for a compassionate Caucasian grandmother who happens to care for and love several multi-ethnic children.
But ssssshhhhhh....It's the backroom secret opinion that Leftist/Libs hold behind closed doors.
#83. To: Ferret Mike (#80)
You're close to starring in your own thread, Freak.
#84. To: Liberator (#82)
It exposes war's snobby derisive disdain for a compassionate Caucasian grandmother who happens to care for and love several multi-ethnic children.
I honestly didn't know that, it never crossed my mind that he would call me such a thing because of my g-kids skin color....I thought he was just being some ol grouch, not a racist..oh well..
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion"~ Albert Camus
#85. To: war, Rudgear (#64)
Should I give you my PayPal account instructions?
You do so already for the Village-based "Sausages-R-Us", don't you?
#86. To: Murron (#84) (Edited)
Chuckles...what was the full name...
Mammy Yokum...it came with a picture... and if I'm racist so was L'il Abner...
Race had zipola to so with it and if it did, Luybey is the last one who should show outrage.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#87. To: Rudgear (#75)
You let your other employees waste time on the Internet?
I work for myself and split the proceeds with the company.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#88. To: Murron (#84)
I honestly didn't know that, it never crossed my mind that he would call me such a thing because of my g-kids skin color....I thought he was just being some ol grouch, not a racist..oh well..
Ummm, yes. You've been giving the benefit of doubt to a reptilian creep. And the rest of the liberal jetsam and flotsam.
Mammy - term has evolved quite drastically from the early late 19th - early 20th century. When the term was used to describe a black woman in a dominant white household that took care of the children and housework to create better life for her own children. However, the term in present time is used to describe an unfit, lazy, uncaring, wannabe grown, irresponsible or unruly mother.
#89. To: Liberator (#82)
"It exposes war's snobby derisive disdain for a compassionate Caucasian grandmother who happens to care for and love several multi-ethnic children."
She is part Cherokee too. And her posting history is replete with laudable statements against racism, yet conversely, she does unintentionally make unintended racist comments not based on hate, but because concepts are socially ensconced in her.
For example, she talked once of a beating of some Caucasian Americans elsewhere in the world and she stated that they wouldn't dare hit a white person here.
Mammy can have racist overtones only in context with overtly racist sentiment.
Standing on it's own, its completely harmless.
I don't thing Mom_Grandmother is racist, but she is a product of her culture as are we all. And we all screw up in the context of race at one point in our lives or the other.
#90. To: Murron (#72)
Well, he's got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities arent' speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
Did you google that one?
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