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Title: Abu el Banat Wins "Hot Dog" Eating Contest At Frisco Bathhouse!
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Published: Sep 9, 2010
Author: Too many volunteers to count
Post Date: 2010-09-09 12:34:02 by Liberator
Keywords: AbuElBoneDog, Is, AVeryHungryBoy
Views: 309763
Comments: 298
San Francisco - Recently, Liberty Flame's leftist poster of a few words (mainly because he functions at a 5th grade level) has been a participant in the underground festivities of several bathhouses in San Francisco's vibrant "Anything Goes" district of the city. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Let us all hail and give a hardy congratulations to our very own Abu el Banat (who used to call himself "Biff Tannen" before his marriage to whatshisname.) He's managed to win yet another "Hot Dog" eating contest! (and according to Abu aka "Biff" - "PLEASE DON'T HOLD THE MAYO!!!")
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Thank, Biffy/Abu for the laughs. (1 image)
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True. It's just hard to swat them since they keep hopping around. It must be hell having to rush around constantly trying to shore up their collapsing world-view. But, hey, that's what you get when you mistake ideology for values.
#14. To: Liberator (#12)
And for heaven's sake, DON'T USE MAYO LIKE ABU!!
Oh for the ...I used to use mayo, but not anymore, now, lay off the mustard..&;- )
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion"~ Albert Camus
#15. To: Abu el Banat (#6)
#16. To: Murron, Abu el Bathhouse (#14)
ROFL
Not even mustard?
Btw, Abu el Bathhouse loooooves "Mayo." Lots of it. And NOT Heilmann's. Bwaahaaa!
#17. To: Liberator (#16)
I like mustard, green peppers and onions too...we had smoked sausages just day before yesterday.
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion"~ Albert Camus
#18. To: Rudgear (#2)
Actually I'd rather give a hearty hail and farewell to the little pustule
Why do you want to ban everyone?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#19. To: war (#18)
Who said anything about banning the little street monkey? I wish he'd just leave. But that takes character.
#20. To: Murron (#17)
I like mustard, green peppers and onions too...we had smoked sausages just day before yesterday.
Peppers and onions..mmmmm...get some red peppers going too. And fried potatoes too if you want an Italian Hot Dog.
Btw, speaking of "smoked sausages," Abu el Bathhouse prefers his smoked orally and if possibly, several at a time.
%^&
(Sorry for ruining your cookouts forever ;-)
#21. To: war (#18)
Why do you want to ban everyone?
Why are you bozo-ing everyone, p*ssy?
#22. To: Rudgear, dwarf (#19)
Dwarf: "Why do you want to ban everyone?"Rudgear: "Who said anything about banning the little street monkey? I wish he'd just leave."
You didn't mention ANYTHING about a ban. It's just Dwarf lying through his teeth again.
#23. To: Rudgear (#19) (Edited)
You've stepped into the middle of the Irony Zone and you're looking stupid.
Don't worry so much about the latter, tho. It's perpetual.
So, I'll help you here: Abu and I are using you to illustrate an event that happened 3 weeks ago.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#24. To: war (#23)
You're not keeping up with all the posts to you. That's how you claim a faux victory and skulk of the field. What about Liberator's observation about you bozoing everyone?
#25. To: war, Rudgear, e_type_jag (#23)
Dwarf: "You've stepped into the middle of the Irony Zone and you're looking stupid."
Dwarf. Irony. Stupid.
He's his own punchline.
#26. To: Rudgear, Dwarf (#24)
What about Liberator's observation about you bozoing everyone?
Oooops.
#27. To: war (#23)
Wow. Editing your posts? For quality control no doubt? So you admit you and Abu Dummy are a tag team?
#28. To: Liberator (#26)
You'll notice he's editing his posts now. D'oh . . .
#29. To: Rudgear, Dwarf (#26)
What about Liberator's observation about you bozoing everyone?
Well, it's not really "everyone"; It's everyone with an IQ over 80.
That's left his #1 Groupie Freddy, Abu el Bathhouse, Skid Mark, go65, and Brian-the-Dem Fax Machine.
#30. To: Rudgear (#24) (Edited)
You need look no further than the subject of choice lubey picked for this thread.
Maybe you enjoy reading post after post about the male phallus and other aspects homo erotica. I don't.
Thus, lubey and e_type, the two biggest closeted sausage jockeys I have ever seen, are Charter Members of my bozo list.
So, to conclude: Do I bozo everyone? No. Do I bozo lubey? Yes. I hope that someday he comes to grips with his orientation. Until then tho...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#31. To: Rudgear (#28) (Edited)
You'll notice he's editing his posts now. D'oh . . .
For spelling an clarity I edit just about every post.
But, fuck you anyway.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#32. To: Liberator, war (#29)
It must be the comfortable atmosphere of all those room-temperature IQ's that puts him at ease in their company.
#33. To: Rudgear (#32)
You sure seem to fit in nicely.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#34. To: Rudgear, dawf, tag-team partner Abu-el Hot-Dog (#27)
Wow. Editing your posts? For quality control no doubt? So you admit you and Abu Dummy are a tag team?
HEH!! Behold the new Leftist crash-dummie tag-team!
I see he found it crucial to edit/add:
"So, I'll help you here: Abu and I are using you to illustrate an evert that happened 3 weeks ago."
Wow. That's intimidating.
Btw, what's an "evert"?
#35. To: war (#30)
Is that why you're hanging out here. And while we're at it, screw you. Learn to use the spell check. Its the little red lines, clown.
#36. To: Rudgear (#27)
So you admit you and Abu Dummy are a tag team?
Nope. But you just admitted you are stupid.
Abu and I are enjoying a joke based upon a past event from this board.
Knowing that you lack friends as you do, it, therefore, does not surprise me that you've never shared the irony of a present situation when it mimics a past one.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#37. To: war (#33)
You sure seem to fit in nicely.
Showing the world the glories of accepting the icon of Christ but not his words.
"Look you leftist pervert, make sure you keep your Mr Winky away from your family's new addition or I will send some fellow salad tossers to square away your sorry butt. Got it??"
The good "cop", Jethro Tull explaining how to prevent a Palin family tradition in YOUR family.
#38. To: Liberator, war (#34)
Btw, what's an "evert"?
Nothing. He just got caught with his Lycra-spandex down around his ankles by substantively changing one of his posts to me, that's all. He's backpedaling like a triathlete to save face.
#39. To: Rudgear (#35) (Edited)
Learn to use the spell check. Its the little red lines, clown.
I'm not running Firefox and my company's version of IE doesn't have it as an option.
But fuck you very little.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#40. To: Rudgear (#35)
Is that why you're hanging out here.
Why do YOU want to know? Did someone tell you something about me? THEY ARE LYING!!! Don't belive them...everyone is out to get me!!!!
[snicker]
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#41. To: war (#39)
Then use Word and cut and paste. No, no, I insist. Fuck you very much.
#42. To: Rudgear (#38)
Lycra-spandex
Lycra has spandex in it. They aren't separate fabrics.
You're welcome.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#43. To: Rudgear (#41) (Edited)
Then use Word and cut and paste.
Since we're telling each other what to do, go fuck yourself.
Lord knows no one else will.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#44. To: Rudgear (#27)
So you admit you and Abu Dummy are a tag team?
Of course no one would think that that applies to you and Luberator.
Why don't you two homos just get a room and work out your problems in private?
"Our quest for the lesser evil has arrived at an impasse. On one hand we have a world-class Doublethinker who expects us to thank him for keeping promises he has vigorously broken and to accept the cynical notion that war is peace. On the other we have a mob of flesh-eating galoots who promise to give us Orwell’s Hate Week 52 weeks a year for as long as it takes them to bring about Armageddon. " — Jeff Huber
#45. To: war, lucysmom (#40)
Why are you wasting company time posting on the Internet? Get back to work so the Soetoro Administration can tax you and we can have a surplus like lucysmom thinks we should.
#46. To: Skip Intro (#44)
Always count on you lefties to keep your minds in the gutter.
#47. To: war (#39)
I'm not running Firefox and my company's version of IE doesn't have it as an option.
It just would have accused you of editing again anyway.
You interrupted the Chrino reunion. Don't you know they accepted Christ so no display of disgusting perversion will ever be enough stop their levitation to their reward?
"Look you leftist pervert, make sure you keep your Mr Winky away from your family's new addition or I will send some fellow salad tossers to square away your sorry butt. Got it??"
The good "cop", Jethro Tull explaining how to prevent a Palin family tradition in YOUR family.
#48. To: war (#43)
No. Fuck you.
#49. To: Skip Intro (#44)
Why don't you two homos just get a room and work out your problems in private?
I don't think they'd consider it work...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#50. To: Rudgear (#46)
Always count on you lefties to keep your minds in the gutter.
Your ten commandments needs a rereading.
"Look you leftist pervert, make sure you keep your Mr Winky away from your family's new addition or I will send some fellow salad tossers to square away your sorry butt. Got it??"
The good "cop", Jethro Tull explaining how to prevent a Palin family tradition in YOUR family.
#51. To: Rudgear (#48)
I said it first. I want ghosting credits.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#52. To: mininggold (#47)
Someone's angry that God is picking on them, aren't they?
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