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Title: Abu el Banat Wins "Hot Dog" Eating Contest At Frisco Bathhouse!
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Published: Sep 9, 2010
Author: Too many volunteers to count
Post Date: 2010-09-09 12:34:02 by Liberator
Keywords: AbuElBoneDog, Is, AVeryHungryBoy
Views: 310442
Comments: 298
San Francisco - Recently, Liberty Flame's leftist poster of a few words (mainly because he functions at a 5th grade level) has been a participant in the underground festivities of several bathhouses in San Francisco's vibrant "Anything Goes" district of the city. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Let us all hail and give a hardy congratulations to our very own Abu el Banat (who used to call himself "Biff Tannen" before his marriage to whatshisname.) He's managed to win yet another "Hot Dog" eating contest! (and according to Abu aka "Biff" - "PLEASE DON'T HOLD THE MAYO!!!")
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Thank, Biffy/Abu for the laughs. (1 image)
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But that's okay...fear often manifests itself in laughter...
And anonymous Internet boasting.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#160. To: Rudgear (#147) (Edited)
You're projecting again.
Add "projecting" to the list of terms you use but don't know what it means.
Once again...look who started this thread and what the topic is...
Nor am I the one lisping my way through it...
That would be you...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#161. To: Rudgear (#159)
And anonymous Internet boasting.
I've yet to see you boast...
But there's probably a reason for that...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#162. To: lucysmom, Rudgear (#149) (Edited)
Sounds like you've got a personal problem. Would love to stay and help, but I'm busy right now.
Busy...Lighting incense, baking pot-brownies, ironing your tie-dye moo-moo, and reading this weeks issue of 'Worker's Daily'?
You're a piece of work, Mom. God help Lucy.
#163. To: Rudgear (#153)
You mean, you've never used a hot spot detector? You don't need a hard line anymore to go online. Why, you can ever use solar cells or assemble a battery pack that will keep your lappie chirping all day before it needs recharging.
Not too technologically advanced where you are huh? I feel your pain.
#164. To: war (#161)
Because I'm not hiding behind a b.s. Internet persona of successful businessman who spends all of the work day posting to others when he owes his employer his undivided attention to work.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#165. To: Liberator (#162)
Busy...Lighting incense, baking pot-brownies, ironing your tie-dye moo-moo, and reading this weeks issue of 'Worker's Daily'?You're a piece of work, Mom. God help Lucy.
LOL!!!!!
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#166. To: Liberator (#162)
And team Coop and admin moderator helped Libe be here now.
#167. To: Rudgear, Aby el banat, Skip Intro, mininggold, Fred Mertz (#164)
Because I'm not hiding behind a b.s. Internet persona of successful businessman who spends all of the work day posting to others when he owes his employer his undivided attention to work.
Right...any one want to guess whom he's describing?
Sometimes I have to give the layups away....
[snicker]
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#168. To: war (#167)
Right...any one want to guess whom he's describing?
He's not smart enough to figure it out on his own.
"Our quest for the lesser evil has arrived at an impasse. On one hand we have a world-class Doublethinker who expects us to thank him for keeping promises he has vigorously broken and to accept the cynical notion that war is peace. On the other we have a mob of flesh-eating galoots who promise to give us Orwell’s Hate Week 52 weeks a year for as long as it takes them to bring about Armageddon. " — Jeff Huber
#169. To: Ferret Mike, Liberator (#163)
You lefty types are sooo predictable. Make an assumption an launch into superfluous techno-babel to wow your intended reader. I don't use one and since I'm not on the dole, like you, I don't frivolously spend money on things I don't require.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#170. To: Rudgear, dwarf (#156)
And you are management material? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!
The guy can't even "manage" his own insane life. Only to the left does the bottom line definition of "success" comprise solely of money. It still can't buy any sense of normalcy, stability, personal integrity, and honor.
#171. To: Liberator (#162)
"Busy...Lighting incense, baking pot-brownies, ironing your tie-dye moo-moo, and reading this weeks issue of 'Worker's Daily'?You're a piece of work, Mom. God help Lucy."
Are those wrinkles in your polyester leisure suit, or is that your skin?
#172. To: Rudgear, Ferret Mike (#169)
You lefty types are sooo predictable. Make an assumption an launch into superfluous techno-babel to wow your intended reader.
I dunno WHO he thought he was impressing. It was pathetic.
#173. To: Rudgear (#169)
Make an assumption an launch
Are you SURE that "edit" feature is beneath you?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#174. To: Rudgear (#169)
"You lefty types are sooo predictable. Make an assumption an launch into superfluous techno-babel to wow your intended reader. I don't use one and since I'm not on the dole, like you, I don't frivolously spend money on things I don't require."
Like you, I didn't vote for Dole either. But thanks for sharing.
#175. To: war, skippy (#167)
What makes you half-wits think I'm being hypocritical? Is that how you defuse a direct hit? I'm not working today. Idiot.
{snicker}
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#176. To: Abu el banat (#167)
PING TO ABOVE
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#177. To: Skip Intro, LF's Script Tracker (#168) (Edited)
He's not smart enough to figure it out on his own.
Are you able to figure out your lame attempt at Script Tracking LF's posters sucked whatever iota of respect anyone had of you?
Granted, it wasn't much to begin with....
#178. To: Ferret Mike (#174)
In other words 'direct hit'. Have a nice day. Someplace else.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#179. To: Liberator (#172)
"I dunno WHO he thought he was impressing. It was pathetic."
It indeed would be pathetic if I were trying to wow lurkers here.
Considering Log Cabin Repugs probably outnumber them.
#180. To: Rudgear, Skip Intro (#175)
What makes YOU think you know not only what we're thinking but that it somehow rolls back to you?
Ego, in most cases, is at least semi-deserved.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#181. To: Liberator (#177)
Don't be too hard on them. They only have two or three tired tricks to employ.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#182. To: Rudgear, war (#175)
What makes you half-wits think I'm being hypocritical? Is that how you defuse a direct hit? I'm not working today. Idiot.
Nope, he hasn't got a clue who he's describing.
Big Hint. It wasn't you.
"Our quest for the lesser evil has arrived at an impasse. On one hand we have a world-class Doublethinker who expects us to thank him for keeping promises he has vigorously broken and to accept the cynical notion that war is peace. On the other we have a mob of flesh-eating galoots who promise to give us Orwell’s Hate Week 52 weeks a year for as long as it takes them to bring about Armageddon. " — Jeff Huber
#183. To: war (#176)
I can't imagine who he's talking about.
"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie
#184. To: war (#180)
Spin, little dervish, spin . . .
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#185. To: badeye (#164)
Because I'm not hiding behind a b.s. Internet persona of successful businessman who spends all of the work day posting to others when he owes his employer his undivided attention to work.
You gonna take that shit?
"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie
#186. To: Rudgear (#175)
PS: I don't fold my wit in half for anyone.
PPS: Well...I did once but only to get laid...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#187. To: Abu el Banat (#185)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#188. To: Rudgear (#178)
"In other words 'direct hit'. Have a nice day. Someplace else."
Likewise. May an F-16 paint and nail you, even it it is a waste of taxpayer money. Have a cosmic day yourself.
#189. To: Ferret Mike (#166)
And team Coop and admin moderator helped Libe be here now.
I'm always flattered at the clever posters who do their research at the archives at FR.
Is it helping you much now as you defend homosexual orifice target practice?
#190. To: Abu el Banat (#183)
You can't imagine much, can you?
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#191. To: Rudgear (#181)
Don't be too hard on them. They only have two or three tired tricks to employ.
Bwaahaa!
Their desperation is amusing.
#192. To: Liberator (#189)
Actually, I was still monitoring the place in one of my returning bannee accounts at the time. And actually, considering the venue I would have to agree with how you must feel about it; your banning was rediculous and unfair.
#193. To: Ferret Mike, Liberator (#188)
Likewise. May an F-16 paint and nail you, even it it is a waste of taxpayer money. Have a cosmic day yourself.
Said the loving, highly evolved and caring Liberal who is communicating his moral and intellectual superiority to a mere underling. I knew your kind were superior.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#194. To: Liberator (#191)
You can see the spittle and flailing arms as they try to respond. Best of all, it's free.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#195. To: Rudgear, Abu el Banat (#190)
You can't imagine much, can you?
Abu's/Biffy's mental acumen hasn't evolved past 5th grade. Is that our fault? Or society's? Or his glue-sniffing back when?
#196. To: Rudgear (#193) (Edited)
Actually, anyone like me who was a paratrooper at Ft. Bragg, N.C. for nine years always has an NCO aspect to them always begging to be let out.
I was also a UH-1H crewchief my first enlistment, so aviation metaphors come easy to the Sergeantized part of me.
#197. To: Liberator (#195)
Your big wordiness doesn't disguise your assholiness.
"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie
#198. To: Liberator, war, Abu Dummy (#195)
Abu's/Biffy's mental acumen hasn't evolved past 5th grade. Is that our fault? Or society's? Or his glue-sniffing back when?
I attributed it to auto erotic asphyxiation he and war engaged in with David Carradine.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
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