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Title: Abu el Banat Wins "Hot Dog" Eating Contest At Frisco Bathhouse!
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Published: Sep 9, 2010
Author: Too many volunteers to count
Post Date: 2010-09-09 12:34:02 by Liberator
Keywords: AbuElBoneDog, Is, AVeryHungryBoy
Views: 309321
Comments: 298
San Francisco - Recently, Liberty Flame's leftist poster of a few words (mainly because he functions at a 5th grade level) has been a participant in the underground festivities of several bathhouses in San Francisco's vibrant "Anything Goes" district of the city. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Let us all hail and give a hardy congratulations to our very own Abu el Banat (who used to call himself "Biff Tannen" before his marriage to whatshisname.) He's managed to win yet another "Hot Dog" eating contest! (and according to Abu aka "Biff" - "PLEASE DON'T HOLD THE MAYO!!!")
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Thank, Biffy/Abu for the laughs. (1 image)
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So......what? You want me to change the by line?
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#108. To: war (#105)
There. Happy now, ya big baby? Sheesh.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. ("Sybil")
#109. To: Rudgear (#108) (Edited)
It's not FROM Sybil, doof, it was inspired by it.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#110. To: Rudgear (#107) (Edited)
Chuckles...did Tull send you into the Lion's Den? Did you do something bad @ 4um?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#111. To: war, jethro tull (#110)
Chuckles...did Tull send you into the Lion's Den? Did you do something bad @ 4um?
No, princess. I come and go among forums as I please. Unlike you who get banned the way most people change socks. You really have a mad-on against Jethro Tull, don't you?
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. ("Sybil")
#112. To: war (#109)
So, in other words you don't know where it's from? It's going back to Murron.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. ("Sybil")
#113. To: Rudgear (#112)
Chuckles...whatever, Kukla...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#114. To: war (#113)
Chuckles...whatever, Kukla...
That's right, FRAN. I'll say anything.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#115. To: war (#102)
#8. To: chookter (#5)"Fortunately, I am a person of color...... Ink color, to be exact."
Good morning chookter..
I am cherokee/Irish...two of my grandchildren are hispanics and my husband and I are raising our bi-racial grandson, a beautiful "cafe ole" his father is "ink black also...but so help us...we can't find a Race Traitor among this family...we shoot traitors around here...all kinds..hehehehe! We believe if folks just be themselves instead of being what they are not there will be less problems...just be human and treat others the way you want to be treated...it works.. but there will always be the people who will never be happy..not with themselves or anyone else, they are happiest when others are miserable and fighting...they will be the losers in the end.
Have a good morning all
MG
Mom_Grandmother posted on 2002-08-31 7:04:02 ET Reply Trace
http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=2429&Disp=8#C5
In her words.
#116. To: war (#110)
lol, you go away for a few minutes and look at all the posts
"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie
#117. To: Liberator (#106)
Why does it disappoint you to have NAMBLA members arrested?
"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie
#118. To: Rudgear (#111) (Edited)
No, princess.
Now I understand your affinity for Lubey.
At least call me "a princess with something extra"...
You really have a mad-on against Jethro Tull, don't you?
Nah...I admire adulterers who come to a rival board, dictate to the owner/moderator how the rival board should be run and all the while claiming moral superiroity to everyone.
Reminds me of a lot of most of the Wall Streeters around me...even his anti- emitism is so...so...Irish...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#119. To: Murron (#97)
I see what you mean, times change, and so do some of our best terms. Like 'gay'...lol, that's used alot in my old silent films, but not for what it's used for today...this has got to be the worst generation of people, they wallow in filth, and destroy everything that was once good about it.
They've hijacked and ruined the language. 'Gay.' Back in the 60s songs were still using "gay." As were books and the general English language. Not anymore for a while now. They've hijacked the rainbow. They've hijacked the word "discriminate." They've invented "empower."
This IS the worst, most callous, filthy generation ever. Yeah, they WALLOW in it and celebrate filth. The quickest way to notoriety and popularity these days is to be filthy whores and crude, lying classless garbage - whether it's politicians or pop culture.
"Mammy." Murron, many of us realized EXACTLY the connotation in which they used the term. And it's shameful of them. God bless you for the way you love and care for your G-children. They will be blessed for it, and so will you.
#120. To: war (#118)
blah blah blah blah
Whatever happened to 'brevity is the soul of wit'?
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#121. To: Abu el Banat (#117) (Edited)
Why doesn't it disturb you to molest and rape children for recreation, Abu el Bathhouse?
How big is your van? How much candy do you offer?
I can assure you, you won't win this contest. We can do this all day, baby.
#122. To: Abu el Banat (#116)
You take a nap during posting hours, you're going to miss a few mini dramas dude...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#123. To: war (#122)
Ya, well I don't mind missing these drama queens blathering. They're all well over 70 looking for meaning in their lives on internet forums. Sad, really.
"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie
#124. To: Rudgear (#120)
Wit knocked...you weren't home...it broke in and took its soul back...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#125. To: Abu el Banat (#123)
Rudgear is old?
He comes off young...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#126. To: Liberator (#121)
It's not a contest you boring fuckhead.
"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie
#127. To: war (#125)
Ok, well maybe I'll start reading his posts and see.
"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie
#128. To: war (#124)
That doesn't even make sense. But then what do I expect from you? Nothing. And you deliver on time around the clock.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#129. To: Abu el Banat (#126)
It's not a contest you boring fuckhead.
Your wit-lessness is disarming as usual.
Enjoy getting chewed up...and spit out.
#130. To: Abu el Banat, Liberator (#126)
You've got a gutter mouth, punk.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#131. To: Rudgear (#45)
Why are you wasting company time posting on the Internet?
You are funny.
You ping me to a thread I have no interest in to scold me about spending time on the internet when you figure I should be working.
So, mr. pot is this how you spend your working hours?
#132. To: Rudgear (#128)
That doesn't even make sense.
Okay...imagine a house...YOUR house...PING me when you got that...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#133. To: Liberator (#119)
You whine that War is a bigot, then you show you are.
There is nothing wrong with homosexuality. That sort of sexual imprinting has been with humanity as long as humanity has been around. The research from organizations such as the American Psychological Association (APA), that is a scientific and professional organization that represents psychologists in the United States helped end the bigoted policies criminalizing people who are productive and normal.
I live in a state (Oregon) that had an organization the used homosexuals as a wedge issue to try to shove right wing dogma into law called the Oregon Citizen's Alliance (OCA) that people grew wise to and now they are gone.
Homosexuality is a favorite wedge issue of fear mongers who try to influence people otherwise to savvy to buy their socio-political agendas.
You are wrong, you are bigoted, and have zero room to talk to anyone concerning dated American jargon.
#134. To: Rudgear, dwarf (#128)
That doesn't even make sense. But then what do I expect from you? Nothing. And you deliver on time around the clock.
Nothing much makes sense from dwarf. With that expectation in mind, he's a monumental midget delivering the usual epic drips and drabs of human guano.
#135. To: Rudgear, Abu el Banat (#130)
You've got a gutter mouth, punk.
Abu...you going to let him type stuff like that...to Lubey?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#136. To: lucysmom (#131)
I was directing your gnats attention span to the fact war is denying you and the rest of the unwashed a surplus by posting on the Internet instead of working and earning tax dollars. I guess it was too complicated for you, huh, granny? Go back to your Psychic Friends Hot line or Home Shopping Network or whatever you watch in the daytime.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#137. To: Rudgear (#128)
"That doesn't even make sense. But then what do I expect from you? Nothing. And you deliver on time around the clock."
OK Mr Re-tread, and your nick where you observed war so well so long is ..... ?
#138. To: war (#132)
Okay...imagine a house...YOUR house...PING me when you got that...
You are three settings past lost. Typical.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#139. To: Ferret Mike, war (#137)
I'm not a re-tread and I wont fall for your baiting. Like I told your woman, I move among forums as I please without being banned.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#140. To: Rudgear (#136)
Use your spell checker..."gnats" should be "gnat's"...
Of course, you could use the "edit" feature but I know that is beneath you.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#141. To: Rudgear (#138)
You are three settings past lost. Typical.
That's "Super Genius" on my dial...
Yours must be broken.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#142. To: war (#140)
Use your spell checker..."gnats" should be "gnat's"...
Alright, miss priss scores one on me. Enjoy it, lady.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#143. To: Rudgear (#136)
...a surplus by posting on the Internet instead of working and earning tax dollars.
I have probably PAID more in taxes over the last ten years than YOU made.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#144. To: Rudgear (#142)
Alright, miss priss scores one on me. Enjoy it, lady.
I see why Lubey and you get along so well...you see men as sex objects...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#145. To: war (#143)
I notice you qualify it with a 'probably'.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#146. To: Rudgear (#145)
I notice you qualify it with a 'probably'.
Even Ivory Soap is only 99.44% pure...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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