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Title: Abu el Banat Wins "Hot Dog" Eating Contest At Frisco Bathhouse!
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Published: Sep 9, 2010
Author: Too many volunteers to count
Post Date: 2010-09-09 12:34:02 by Liberator
Keywords: AbuElBoneDog, Is, AVeryHungryBoy
Views: 309361
Comments: 298
San Francisco - Recently, Liberty Flame's leftist poster of a few words (mainly because he functions at a 5th grade level) has been a participant in the underground festivities of several bathhouses in San Francisco's vibrant "Anything Goes" district of the city. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Let us all hail and give a hardy congratulations to our very own Abu el Banat (who used to call himself "Biff Tannen" before his marriage to whatshisname.) He's managed to win yet another "Hot Dog" eating contest! (and according to Abu aka "Biff" - "PLEASE DON'T HOLD THE MAYO!!!")
Poster Comment:
Thank, Biffy/Abu for the laughs. (1 image)
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#1. To: Abu el Banat, all (#0)
Abu el Bone Dog's mantle proudly displaying his trophies:
#10. To: Liberator (#1)
LOL...I'll never look at another hotdog the same..ever again...
#12. To: Murron (#10)
LOL...I'll never look at another hotdog the same..ever again...
Sorry ;-)
After the second dinky-dog....people will talk ;-) And for heaven's sake, DON'T USE MAYO LIKE ABU!!
8^D
#14. To: Liberator (#12)
And for heaven's sake, DON'T USE MAYO LIKE ABU!!
Oh for the ...I used to use mayo, but not anymore, now, lay off the mustard..&;- )
#16. To: Murron, Abu el Bathhouse (#14)
ROFL
Not even mustard?
Btw, Abu el Bathhouse loooooves "Mayo." Lots of it. And NOT Heilmann's. Bwaahaaa!
#17. To: Liberator (#16)
I like mustard, green peppers and onions too...we had smoked sausages just day before yesterday.
#55. To: Murron (#17)
we had smoked sausages
MUST
RESIST
MUST
AVOID
THE
WRATH
OF MAMMY
#56. To: war (#55)
How dare you use a racist term like Mammy?
#72. To: Rudgear, war (#56)
How dare you use a racist term like Mammy?
LOL! He still misses his mammy...aha
Well, he's got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities arent' speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
#90. To: Murron (#72)
Well, he's got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities arent' speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
Did you google that one?
#95. To: war, Murron (#90)
Well, he's got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities arent' speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
LOL!!!!! That's a keeper and my new tag line!
#101. To: Rudgear (#95)
I've been laughing at it too!!!
For 35 years...
#103. To: war (#101)
Sour grapes do not become you.
#105. To: Rudgear (#103)
Dude...that line was a product of the "Sybil" mini series. It is NOT orginal in any way.
#107. To: war (#105)
So......what? You want me to change the by line?
#110. To: Rudgear (#107) (Edited)
Chuckles...did Tull send you into the Lion's Den? Did you do something bad @ 4um?
#111. To: war, jethro tull (#110)
Chuckles...did Tull send you into the Lion's Den? Did you do something bad @ 4um?
No, princess. I come and go among forums as I please. Unlike you who get banned the way most people change socks. You really have a mad-on against Jethro Tull, don't you?
#118. To: Rudgear (#111) (Edited)
No, princess.
Now I understand your affinity for Lubey.
At least call me "a princess with something extra"...
You really have a mad-on against Jethro Tull, don't you?
Nah...I admire adulterers who come to a rival board, dictate to the owner/moderator how the rival board should be run and all the while claiming moral superiroity to everyone.
Reminds me of a lot of most of the Wall Streeters around me...even his anti- emitism is so...so...Irish...
#120. To: war (#118)
blah blah blah blah
Whatever happened to 'brevity is the soul of wit'?
#124. To: Rudgear (#120)
Wit knocked...you weren't home...it broke in and took its soul back...
#128. To: war (#124)
That doesn't even make sense. But then what do I expect from you? Nothing. And you deliver on time around the clock.
#137. To: Rudgear (#128)
"That doesn't even make sense. But then what do I expect from you? Nothing. And you deliver on time around the clock."
OK Mr Re-tread, and your nick where you observed war so well so long is ..... ?
#139. To: Ferret Mike, war (#137)
I'm not a re-tread and I wont fall for your baiting. Like I told your woman, I move among forums as I please without being banned.
#150. To: Rudgear (#139)
"I'm not a re-tread and I wont fall for your baiting. Like I told your woman, I move among forums as I please without being banned."
Well, at least you are doing something constructive on your laptop while you fly a sign at a local intersection for spare change.
#153. To: Ferret Mike (#150)
Well, at least you are doing something constructive on your laptop while you fly a sign at a local intersection for spare change.
They have Internet hookups at the street corners where you beg for Sterno? That is progressive of you.
#163. To: Rudgear (#153)
You mean, you've never used a hot spot detector? You don't need a hard line anymore to go online. Why, you can ever use solar cells or assemble a battery pack that will keep your lappie chirping all day before it needs recharging.
Not too technologically advanced where you are huh? I feel your pain.
#169. To: Ferret Mike, Liberator (#163)
You lefty types are sooo predictable. Make an assumption an launch into superfluous techno-babel to wow your intended reader. I don't use one and since I'm not on the dole, like you, I don't frivolously spend money on things I don't require.
#174. To: Rudgear (#169)
"You lefty types are sooo predictable. Make an assumption an launch into superfluous techno-babel to wow your intended reader. I don't use one and since I'm not on the dole, like you, I don't frivolously spend money on things I don't require."
Like you, I didn't vote for Dole either. But thanks for sharing.
#178. To: Ferret Mike (#174)
In other words 'direct hit'. Have a nice day. Someplace else.
#188. To: Rudgear (#178)
"In other words 'direct hit'. Have a nice day. Someplace else."
Likewise. May an F-16 paint and nail you, even it it is a waste of taxpayer money. Have a cosmic day yourself.
#193. To: Ferret Mike, Liberator (#188)
Likewise. May an F-16 paint and nail you, even it it is a waste of taxpayer money. Have a cosmic day yourself.
Said the loving, highly evolved and caring Liberal who is communicating his moral and intellectual superiority to a mere underling. I knew your kind were superior.
#196. To: Rudgear (#193) (Edited)
Actually, anyone like me who was a paratrooper at Ft. Bragg, N.C. for nine years always has an NCO aspect to them always begging to be let out.
I was also a UH-1H crewchief my first enlistment, so aviation metaphors come easy to the Sergeantized part of me.
#201. To: Ferret Mike (#196)
Oh. A touchy-feely paratrooper NCO bleeding heart. You win the novelty prize, Sgt Hulka.
#215. To: Rudgear (#201)
"Oh. A touchy-feely paratrooper NCO bleeding heart. You win the novelty prize, Sgt Hulka."
Well, it is quite true that in war, happiness is a clean kill, and blood and guts makes the grass grow green. And my last rank was SSG.
#216. To: Ferret Mike (#215)
God you're an idiot. Your relative morality doesn't permit you to communicate clearly. I almost feel sorry for you.
#228. To: Rudgear, Ferret Mike (#216)
God you're an idiot. Your relative morality doesn't permit you to communicate clearly. I almost feel sorry for you.
The weasel fell out of a tree while protesting so brain trauma must be considered.
#235. To: Ibluafartsky (#228)
"The weasel fell out of a tree while protesting so brain trauma must be considered."
As if walking around with your head stuck up a moose's ass has helped your brain pan any, Yukon.
#260. To: Ferret Mike (#235)
a moose's ass
If only you were half as intelligent, weasel.
#267. To: Ibluafartsky (#260) (Edited)
Fuck off Yukon. Hey, at least I'm smart enough to vett my links and graphics.
Hear you are not quite bright enough not to inflict porno on your victims in Sally's slease hole.
You are like an Arctic hare, you can walk around it in a smaller and smaller circle, and as long as you don't look at it, it usually is dumb enough for someone to get close enough to kill it with a club.
"Etiegaalaaquluu" Yukon, "Itigalaangi." Sit down little bum and take your medicine. *WOMP!*
#271. To: Ferret Mike (#267)
Fuck off Yukon.
Did you have anything to recover to after suffering brain trauma, weasel? It certainly doesn't appear so.
#273. To: Ibluafartsky (#271) (Edited)
Hi there iblu, just showing my son here how to post images, and I chose you to demonstrate on....haahaha
#276. To: Murron, weasel (#273)
Hi there iblu, just showing my son here how to post images, and I chose you to demonstrate on....haahaha
Looks like a rodent.
#277. To: Ibluafartsky (#276)
Looks like a rodent.
Nasty looking, isn't it? lol btw, who's weasel? My day is going so good, has to be some vermon I'm igoring today...&;-)
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#279. To: Murron (#277)
My day is going so good, has to be some vermon I'm igoring today.
Drunk again, Mammy? You really should learn to use a spell checker, or even better, learn how to spell.
#282. To: Murron (#277)
As if that bothers me, Mammy. Everyone here knows that Friday is still cleaning time and corn whiskey sampling for you anyway.
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