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Title: Abu el Banat Wins "Hot Dog" Eating Contest At Frisco Bathhouse!
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Published: Sep 9, 2010
Author: Too many volunteers to count
Post Date: 2010-09-09 12:34:02 by Liberator
Keywords: AbuElBoneDog, Is, AVeryHungryBoy
Views: 273550
Comments: 298
San Francisco - Recently, Liberty Flame's leftist poster of a few words (mainly because he functions at a 5th grade level) has been a participant in the underground festivities of several bathhouses in San Francisco's vibrant "Anything Goes" district of the city. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Let us all hail and give a hardy congratulations to our very own Abu el Banat (who used to call himself "Biff Tannen" before his marriage to whatshisname.) He's managed to win yet another "Hot Dog" eating contest! (and according to Abu aka "Biff" - "PLEASE DON'T HOLD THE MAYO!!!")
Poster Comment: Thank, Biffy/Abu for the laughs.
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#2. To: Liberator (#0)
Actually I'd rather give a hearty hail and farewell to the little pustule, but that's just me...
Why do you want to ban everyone?
Who said anything about banning the little street monkey? I wish he'd just leave. But that takes character.
You've stepped into the middle of the Irony Zone and you're looking stupid. Don't worry so much about the latter, tho. It's perpetual. So, I'll help you here: Abu and I are using you to illustrate an event that happened 3 weeks ago.
You're not keeping up with all the posts to you. That's how you claim a faux victory and skulk of the field. What about Liberator's observation about you bozoing everyone?
You need look no further than the subject of choice lubey picked for this thread. Maybe you enjoy reading post after post about the male phallus and other aspects homo erotica. I don't. Thus, lubey and e_type, the two biggest closeted sausage jockeys I have ever seen, are Charter Members of my bozo list. So, to conclude: Do I bozo everyone? No. Do I bozo lubey? Yes. I hope that someday he comes to grips with his orientation. Until then tho...
Is that why you're hanging out here. And while we're at it, screw you. Learn to use the spell check. Its the little red lines, clown.
Why do YOU want to know? Did someone tell you something about me? THEY ARE LYING!!! Don't belive them...everyone is out to get me!!!! [snicker]
Why are you wasting company time posting on the Internet? Get back to work so the Soetoro Administration can tax you and we can have a surplus like lucysmom thinks we should.
You are funny. You ping me to a thread I have no interest in to scold me about spending time on the internet when you figure I should be working. So, mr. pot is this how you spend your working hours?
I was directing your gnats attention span to the fact war is denying you and the rest of the unwashed a surplus by posting on the Internet instead of working and earning tax dollars. I guess it was too complicated for you, huh, granny? Go back to your Psychic Friends Hot line or Home Shopping Network or whatever you watch in the daytime.
Sounds like you've got a personal problem. Would love to stay and help, but I'm busy right now. Perhaps you should try anger management.
Busy...Lighting incense, baking pot-brownies, ironing your tie-dye moo-moo, and reading this weeks issue of 'Worker's Daily'? You're a piece of work, Mom. God help Lucy.
And team Coop and admin moderator helped Libe be here now.
Coop? Really? I met the guy on friendly grounds once many moons ago and then he turned into an online a-hole.
Yeah when I was THREEPANTHEREIGHTYDUCE - one of my FReeper accounts - him and I butted heads intensely. He's a twit.
See? Just a liar and proudly misrepresenting yourself.
Mind your own business. You and Fred Mertz and Paratrooper Mike are starting to be the Jiminy Crickets of this site.
Clearly, running the website is NOT my business. Forgive me... I thought this place was about serious discussions on things like politics, and how our country is being sold down the river. Instead, you use it as for your pissing contests, arguing over who is the bigger asshole... And yet you never appreciate the fact that, by delving into the actual discussion about who's the biggest asshole, you become one. Maybe the concept is too... adult for you. If so, then just say the word.
It is.
LMAO.
You would laugh at something Abu Dummy says.
Sometimes. Then again, sometimes I laugh AT abu, for the things he writes. It depends.
#250. To: Capitalist Eric, Rudgear (#248)
Sounds reasonable to me.
If I spoke out of turn, I do apologize.
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#18. To: Rudgear (#2)
Actually I'd rather give a hearty hail and farewell to the little pustule
#19. To: war (#18)
#23. To: Rudgear (#19)
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#24. To: war (#23)
#30. To: Rudgear (#24)
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#35. To: war (#30)
#40. To: Rudgear (#35)
Is that why you're hanging out here.
#45. To: war, lucysmom (#40)
#131. To: Rudgear (#45)
Why are you wasting company time posting on the Internet?
#136. To: lucysmom (#131)
#149. To: Rudgear (#136)
I was directing your gnats attention span to the fact war is denying you and the rest of the unwashed a surplus by posting on the Internet instead of working and earning tax dollars. I guess it was too complicated for you, huh, granny? Go back to your Psychic Friends Hot line or Home Shopping Network or whatever you watch in the daytime.
#162. To: lucysmom, Rudgear (#149)
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Sounds like you've got a personal problem. Would love to stay and help, but I'm busy right now.
#166. To: Liberator (#162)
#217. To: Ferret Mike (#166)
And team Coop and admin moderator helped Libe be here now.
#221. To: Fred Mertz (#217)
#223. To: Ferret Mike (#221)
#230. To: All (#223)
#233. To: Capitalist Eric (#230)
#240. To: Rudgear, A K A Stone (#233)
Mind your own business.
#242. To: Capitalist Eric (#240)
Maybe the concept is too... adult for you.
#244. To: Abu el Banat (#242)
#246. To: Capitalist Eric (#244)
#248. To: Rudgear (#246)
You would laugh at something Abu Dummy says.
Replies to Comment # 248. Then again, sometimes I laugh AT abu, for the things he writes.
#254. To: Capitalist Eric (#248)
End Trace Mode for Comment # 248.
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