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Title: Abu el Banat Wins "Hot Dog" Eating Contest At Frisco Bathhouse!
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Published: Sep 9, 2010
Author: Too many volunteers to count
Post Date: 2010-09-09 12:34:02 by Liberator
Keywords: AbuElBoneDog, Is, AVeryHungryBoy
Views: 309368
Comments: 298
San Francisco - Recently, Liberty Flame's leftist poster of a few words (mainly because he functions at a 5th grade level) has been a participant in the underground festivities of several bathhouses in San Francisco's vibrant "Anything Goes" district of the city. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Let us all hail and give a hardy congratulations to our very own Abu el Banat (who used to call himself "Biff Tannen" before his marriage to whatshisname.) He's managed to win yet another "Hot Dog" eating contest! (and according to Abu aka "Biff" - "PLEASE DON'T HOLD THE MAYO!!!")
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Thank, Biffy/Abu for the laughs. (1 image)
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Oh. A touchy-feely paratrooper NCO bleeding heart. You win the novelty prize, Sgt Hulka.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#202. To: Skip Intro (#200)
Is anybody talking to you, pinhead?
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#203. To: Rudgear (#198)
auto erotic asphyxiation...engaged in with
Do you know why that is impossible?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#204. To: war (#203)
Do you know why that is impossible?
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Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#205. To: Skip Intro (#200)
by Liberator ( F16Fighter -- Rejecting Koolade, Since 2001 -- aka Liberator, Since 1999)
Very good. I though perhaps only libe would pick up on that.
#206. To: Rudgear (#202)
Is anybody talking to you, pinhead?
Just trying to help you out, Ruddy. You seem lost.
"Our quest for the lesser evil has arrived at an impasse. On one hand we have a world-class Doublethinker who expects us to thank him for keeping promises he has vigorously broken and to accept the cynical notion that war is peace. On the other we have a mob of flesh-eating galoots who promise to give us Orwell’s Hate Week 52 weeks a year for as long as it takes them to bring about Armageddon. " — Jeff Huber
#207. To: Skip Intro (#206)
Am I expected to be in awe of somebody here?
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#208. To: Rudgear (#204)
Oh...sorry...I interrupted nappy time...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#209. To: Rudgear (#207) (Edited)
Am I expected to be in awe of somebody here?
It depends upon the answer to this question...are you from Boston?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#210. To: Skip Intro (#206)
"Just trying to help you out, Ruddy. You seem lost."
Indeed he does. In fact, I was trying to read that little note on his back to see if its a name address card his mummie pinned to his shirt should he get lost.
Of course, considering who he runs with, it could be a "Kick Me" sign one of his fellow Conserva Nutzies stuck on him in a mad moment of excruciating boredom.
You know conservative humor; it can and does dip into fratricide quite often.
#211. To: war (#208)
It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought the fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#212. To: Ferret Mike (#210)
You losers are exasperating. If you have something to say to me, say it. In plain English. Stop mincing around.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#213. To: Rudgear (#211)
Lucky for you that you have a keyboard...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#214. To: Ferret Mike (#210)
I didn't think so. You and your kind cannot communicate clearly out of necessity.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#215. To: Rudgear (#201)
"Oh. A touchy-feely paratrooper NCO bleeding heart. You win the novelty prize, Sgt Hulka."
Well, it is quite true that in war, happiness is a clean kill, and blood and guts makes the grass grow green. And my last rank was SSG.
#216. To: Ferret Mike (#215)
God you're an idiot. Your relative morality doesn't permit you to communicate clearly. I almost feel sorry for you.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#217. To: Ferret Mike (#166)
And team Coop and admin moderator helped Libe be here now.
Coop? Really? I met the guy on friendly grounds once many moons ago and then he turned into an online a-hole.
#218. To: war, Rudgear (#167)
Right...any one want to guess whom he's describing?
It was rude of Rudgear not to ping him.
#219. To: Rudgear (#212)
"You losers are exasperating. If you have something to say to me, say it. In plain English. Stop mincing around."
Are my words too big?
You're ugly and your Mom dresses you funny. Is that a simple enough stock answer for you?
If not I am always amicable to dumbing it down for you. You learn how to do that when you've been talking to Conserva Nutzies as long as I have.
#220. To: Fred Mertz (#218)
I see you're a day late and a dollar short. As usual. That and you ping people and speak about them in the third person. Your cognitive dissonance is showing.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#221. To: Fred Mertz (#217)
Yeah when I was THREEPANTHEREIGHTYDUCE - one of my FReeper accounts - him and I butted heads intensely. He's a twit.
#222. To: Ferret Mike (#219)
Why haven't you used 'interlocutor' yet? You have in many of your Internet incarnations. Why do you lefty scumbags feel the need to hide and obfuscate? Why can't you be honest with who you are? I mean, you'd probably commit suicide if you actually faced yourself without the delusions. You have to learn crawl before you can walk, you little thesaurus, you.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#223. To: Ferret Mike (#221)
See? Just a liar and proudly misrepresenting yourself.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#224. To: Rudgear (#220)
"Your cognitive dissonance is showing."
Well this pleases me. If you are smart enough to comprehend this key element needed to operate a conservative mindset, I don't have to dumb down my posts to you. Congradulations.
#225. To: Ferret Mike (#224)
Idiot.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#226. To: Rudgear (#223)
"See? Just a liar and proudly misrepresenting yourself."
Well, it is true I only lived next to 3/505 PIR when I was in 1/17th Airborne (Air) Cav, but hey, is did make a good enough account name for that particular time in FReeperland.
#227. To: Ferret Mike (#224)
dilettante
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#228. To: Rudgear, Ferret Mike (#216)
God you're an idiot. Your relative morality doesn't permit you to communicate clearly. I almost feel sorry for you.
The weasel fell out of a tree while protesting so brain trauma must be considered.
#229. To: Ferret Mike (#226)
Well, it is true I only lived next to 3/505 PIR when I was in 1/17th Airborne (Air) Cav, but hey, is did make a good enough account name for that particular time in FReeperland.
What do I care? Don't justify you duplicity to me.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#230. To: All (#223)
The duplicitous turd
Mad dog gets
"calibrated..."
The current members of the "You're too stupid to find your own asses with both hands AND a set of written instructions" list includes war, calcon, e_type_jack-off, mad-dog (more like rabidly stupid), ibluafartsky and the fascism-shill no gnu taxes (aka 400 bucks, happyfunball, 50yardline, etc, etc.) If you're on the list, don't bother writing, 'cause you're a waste of flesh.
#231. To: Rudgear (#225)
"Idiot."
I'm sorry, I just don't believe you are. I don't care how much you feel you need it, I don't see the point in dumbing down my posts for you. You should have more confidence in yourself man.
#232. To: Rudgear (#229)
"Don't justify you duplicity to me."
Well, if you remember the account name and do not believe it was me, I don't care.
#233. To: Capitalist Eric (#230)
Mind your own business. You and Fred Mertz and Paratrooper Mike are starting to be the Jiminy Crickets of this site.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#234. To: Ferret Mike (#232)
I know perfectly well we never had any communication at Free Republic. Stick to the truth. It's a lot easier to remember.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#235. To: Ibluafartsky (#228)
"The weasel fell out of a tree while protesting so brain trauma must be considered."
As if walking around with your head stuck up a moose's ass has helped your brain pan any, Yukon.
#236. To: Rudgear, Liberator (#234)
"I know perfectly well we never had any communication at Free Republic. Stick to the truth. It's a lot easier to remember."
Heehee. Coop, Liberator; Liberator Coop; or have you two met?
#237. To: Ferret Mike (#236)
Make clear your point, fool. Speak clearly or hold you tongue.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#238. To: Rudgear (#237) (Edited)
My point is I was curious about you. And mining FReeper pride gets to the heart of the matter allot easier then a direct interrogatory.
This isn't my first barbecue. And if you can access five year out posts from Liberator to get him banned, then surely you know what my 'ferret' sign on date was.
#239. To: Ferret Mike (#236)
We are finished. You lost.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#240. To: Rudgear, A K A Stone (#233)
Mind your own business.
Clearly, running the website is NOT my business.
Forgive me... I thought this place was about serious discussions on things like politics, and how our country is being sold down the river.
Instead, you use it as for your pissing contests, arguing over who is the bigger asshole... And yet you never appreciate the fact that, by delving into the actual discussion about who's the biggest asshole, you become one.
Maybe the concept is too... adult for you.
If so, then just say the word.
The duplicitous turd
Mad dog gets
"calibrated..."
The current members of the "You're too stupid to find your own asses with both hands AND a set of written instructions" list includes war, calcon, e_type_jack-off, mad-dog (more like rabidly stupid), ibluafartsky and the fascism-shill no gnu taxes (aka 400 bucks, happyfunball, 50yardline, etc, etc.) If you're on the list, don't bother writing, 'cause you're a waste of flesh.
#241. To: Ferret Mike (#238)
It's not 'allot', dipso. the words are 'a lot'. Allot is to apportion something, like a dowry or land.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
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