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Title: Abu el Banat Wins "Hot Dog" Eating Contest At Frisco Bathhouse!
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Published: Sep 9, 2010
Author: Too many volunteers to count
Post Date: 2010-09-09 12:34:02 by Liberator
Keywords: AbuElBoneDog, Is, AVeryHungryBoy
Views: 310450
Comments: 298
San Francisco - Recently, Liberty Flame's leftist poster of a few words (mainly because he functions at a 5th grade level) has been a participant in the underground festivities of several bathhouses in San Francisco's vibrant "Anything Goes" district of the city. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Let us all hail and give a hardy congratulations to our very own Abu el Banat (who used to call himself "Biff Tannen" before his marriage to whatshisname.) He's managed to win yet another "Hot Dog" eating contest! (and according to Abu aka "Biff" - "PLEASE DON'T HOLD THE MAYO!!!")
Poster Comment:
Thank, Biffy/Abu for the laughs. (1 image)
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Actually I'd rather give a hearty hail and farewell to the little pustule, but that's just me...
#18. To: Rudgear (#2)
Actually I'd rather give a hearty hail and farewell to the little pustule
Why do you want to ban everyone?
#19. To: war (#18)
Who said anything about banning the little street monkey? I wish he'd just leave. But that takes character.
#23. To: Rudgear (#19) (Edited)
You've stepped into the middle of the Irony Zone and you're looking stupid.
Don't worry so much about the latter, tho. It's perpetual.
So, I'll help you here: Abu and I are using you to illustrate an event that happened 3 weeks ago.
#24. To: war (#23)
You're not keeping up with all the posts to you. That's how you claim a faux victory and skulk of the field. What about Liberator's observation about you bozoing everyone?
#30. To: Rudgear (#24) (Edited)
You need look no further than the subject of choice lubey picked for this thread.
Maybe you enjoy reading post after post about the male phallus and other aspects homo erotica. I don't.
Thus, lubey and e_type, the two biggest closeted sausage jockeys I have ever seen, are Charter Members of my bozo list.
So, to conclude: Do I bozo everyone? No. Do I bozo lubey? Yes. I hope that someday he comes to grips with his orientation. Until then tho...
#35. To: war (#30)
Is that why you're hanging out here. And while we're at it, screw you. Learn to use the spell check. Its the little red lines, clown.
#40. To: Rudgear (#35)
Is that why you're hanging out here.
Why do YOU want to know? Did someone tell you something about me? THEY ARE LYING!!! Don't belive them...everyone is out to get me!!!!
[snicker]
#45. To: war, lucysmom (#40)
Why are you wasting company time posting on the Internet? Get back to work so the Soetoro Administration can tax you and we can have a surplus like lucysmom thinks we should.
#131. To: Rudgear (#45)
Why are you wasting company time posting on the Internet?
You are funny.
You ping me to a thread I have no interest in to scold me about spending time on the internet when you figure I should be working.
So, mr. pot is this how you spend your working hours?
#136. To: lucysmom (#131)
I was directing your gnats attention span to the fact war is denying you and the rest of the unwashed a surplus by posting on the Internet instead of working and earning tax dollars. I guess it was too complicated for you, huh, granny? Go back to your Psychic Friends Hot line or Home Shopping Network or whatever you watch in the daytime.
#149. To: Rudgear (#136)
I was directing your gnats attention span to the fact war is denying you and the rest of the unwashed a surplus by posting on the Internet instead of working and earning tax dollars. I guess it was too complicated for you, huh, granny? Go back to your Psychic Friends Hot line or Home Shopping Network or whatever you watch in the daytime.
Sounds like you've got a personal problem. Would love to stay and help, but I'm busy right now.
Perhaps you should try anger management.
#154. To: lucysmom (#149)
Perhaps you should try anger management.
There's no way he's management material.
#156. To: war (#154)
There's no way he's management material.
And you are management material? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!
#157. To: Rudgear (#156)
And you are management material?
Ran a major securities operation for about 8 years.
So yea...I am.
But that's okay...fear often manifests itself in laughter...
#159. To: war (#157)
But that's okay...fear often manifests itself in laughter...
And anonymous Internet boasting.
#161. To: Rudgear (#159)
And anonymous Internet boasting.
I've yet to see you boast...
But there's probably a reason for that...
#164. To: war (#161)
Because I'm not hiding behind a b.s. Internet persona of successful businessman who spends all of the work day posting to others when he owes his employer his undivided attention to work.
#167. To: Rudgear, Aby el banat, Skip Intro, mininggold, Fred Mertz (#164)
Because I'm not hiding behind a b.s. Internet persona of successful businessman who spends all of the work day posting to others when he owes his employer his undivided attention to work.
Right...any one want to guess whom he's describing?
Sometimes I have to give the layups away....
[snicker]
#176. To: Abu el banat (#167)
PING TO ABOVE
#183. To: war (#176)
I can't imagine who he's talking about.
#190. To: Abu el Banat (#183)
You can't imagine much, can you?
#195. To: Rudgear, Abu el Banat (#190)
You can't imagine much, can you?
Abu's/Biffy's mental acumen hasn't evolved past 5th grade. Is that our fault? Or society's? Or his glue-sniffing back when?
#198. To: Liberator, war, Abu Dummy (#195)
Abu's/Biffy's mental acumen hasn't evolved past 5th grade. Is that our fault? Or society's? Or his glue-sniffing back when?
I attributed it to auto erotic asphyxiation he and war engaged in with David Carradine.
#203. To: Rudgear (#198)
auto erotic asphyxiation...engaged in with
Do you know why that is impossible?
#204. To: war (#203)
Do you know why that is impossible?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........................
#208. To: Rudgear (#204)
Oh...sorry...I interrupted nappy time...
#211. To: war (#208)
It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought the fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
#213. To: Rudgear (#211)
Lucky for you that you have a keyboard...
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