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Title: Abu el Banat Wins "Hot Dog" Eating Contest At Frisco Bathhouse!
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Published: Sep 9, 2010
Author: Too many volunteers to count
Post Date: 2010-09-09 12:34:02 by Liberator
Keywords: AbuElBoneDog, Is, AVeryHungryBoy
Views: 309327
Comments: 298
San Francisco - Recently, Liberty Flame's leftist poster of a few words (mainly because he functions at a 5th grade level) has been a participant in the underground festivities of several bathhouses in San Francisco's vibrant "Anything Goes" district of the city. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Let us all hail and give a hardy congratulations to our very own Abu el Banat (who used to call himself "Biff Tannen" before his marriage to whatshisname.) He's managed to win yet another "Hot Dog" eating contest! (and according to Abu aka "Biff" - "PLEASE DON'T HOLD THE MAYO!!!")
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Thank, Biffy/Abu for the laughs. (1 image)
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What makes you half-wits think I'm being hypocritical? Is that how you defuse a direct hit? I'm not working today. Idiot.
{snicker}
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#176. To: Abu el banat (#167)
PING TO ABOVE
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#177. To: Skip Intro, LF's Script Tracker (#168) (Edited)
He's not smart enough to figure it out on his own.
Are you able to figure out your lame attempt at Script Tracking LF's posters sucked whatever iota of respect anyone had of you?
Granted, it wasn't much to begin with....
#178. To: Ferret Mike (#174)
In other words 'direct hit'. Have a nice day. Someplace else.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#179. To: Liberator (#172)
"I dunno WHO he thought he was impressing. It was pathetic."
It indeed would be pathetic if I were trying to wow lurkers here.
Considering Log Cabin Repugs probably outnumber them.
#180. To: Rudgear, Skip Intro (#175)
What makes YOU think you know not only what we're thinking but that it somehow rolls back to you?
Ego, in most cases, is at least semi-deserved.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#181. To: Liberator (#177)
Don't be too hard on them. They only have two or three tired tricks to employ.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#182. To: Rudgear, war (#175)
What makes you half-wits think I'm being hypocritical? Is that how you defuse a direct hit? I'm not working today. Idiot.
Nope, he hasn't got a clue who he's describing.
Big Hint. It wasn't you.
"Our quest for the lesser evil has arrived at an impasse. On one hand we have a world-class Doublethinker who expects us to thank him for keeping promises he has vigorously broken and to accept the cynical notion that war is peace. On the other we have a mob of flesh-eating galoots who promise to give us Orwell’s Hate Week 52 weeks a year for as long as it takes them to bring about Armageddon. " — Jeff Huber
#183. To: war (#176)
I can't imagine who he's talking about.
"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie
#184. To: war (#180)
Spin, little dervish, spin . . .
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#185. To: badeye (#164)
Because I'm not hiding behind a b.s. Internet persona of successful businessman who spends all of the work day posting to others when he owes his employer his undivided attention to work.
You gonna take that shit?
"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie
#186. To: Rudgear (#175)
PS: I don't fold my wit in half for anyone.
PPS: Well...I did once but only to get laid...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#187. To: Abu el Banat (#185)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#188. To: Rudgear (#178)
"In other words 'direct hit'. Have a nice day. Someplace else."
Likewise. May an F-16 paint and nail you, even it it is a waste of taxpayer money. Have a cosmic day yourself.
#189. To: Ferret Mike (#166)
And team Coop and admin moderator helped Libe be here now.
I'm always flattered at the clever posters who do their research at the archives at FR.
Is it helping you much now as you defend homosexual orifice target practice?
#190. To: Abu el Banat (#183)
You can't imagine much, can you?
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#191. To: Rudgear (#181)
Don't be too hard on them. They only have two or three tired tricks to employ.
Bwaahaa!
Their desperation is amusing.
#192. To: Liberator (#189)
Actually, I was still monitoring the place in one of my returning bannee accounts at the time. And actually, considering the venue I would have to agree with how you must feel about it; your banning was rediculous and unfair.
#193. To: Ferret Mike, Liberator (#188)
Likewise. May an F-16 paint and nail you, even it it is a waste of taxpayer money. Have a cosmic day yourself.
Said the loving, highly evolved and caring Liberal who is communicating his moral and intellectual superiority to a mere underling. I knew your kind were superior.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#194. To: Liberator (#191)
You can see the spittle and flailing arms as they try to respond. Best of all, it's free.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#195. To: Rudgear, Abu el Banat (#190)
You can't imagine much, can you?
Abu's/Biffy's mental acumen hasn't evolved past 5th grade. Is that our fault? Or society's? Or his glue-sniffing back when?
#196. To: Rudgear (#193) (Edited)
Actually, anyone like me who was a paratrooper at Ft. Bragg, N.C. for nine years always has an NCO aspect to them always begging to be let out.
I was also a UH-1H crewchief my first enlistment, so aviation metaphors come easy to the Sergeantized part of me.
#197. To: Liberator (#195)
Your big wordiness doesn't disguise your assholiness.
"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie
#198. To: Liberator, war, Abu Dummy (#195)
Abu's/Biffy's mental acumen hasn't evolved past 5th grade. Is that our fault? Or society's? Or his glue-sniffing back when?
I attributed it to auto erotic asphyxiation he and war engaged in with David Carradine.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#199. To: Rudgear (#194)
"You can see the spittle and flailing arms as they try to respond."
Actually, this pleases me. Normally Conserva Nutzies don't have a large enough brain pan to visualize.
With any luck, you can also imagine in color as well.
#200. To: Rudgear (#193)
Likewise. May an F-16 paint and nail you
He might be talking about your good buddy Liberator, AKA F16Fighter or some BS title like that. Maybe he'll take you up for a ride if you're nice to him.
You don't seem to have much of a clue about what's going on here, do you?
"Our quest for the lesser evil has arrived at an impasse. On one hand we have a world-class Doublethinker who expects us to thank him for keeping promises he has vigorously broken and to accept the cynical notion that war is peace. On the other we have a mob of flesh-eating galoots who promise to give us Orwell’s Hate Week 52 weeks a year for as long as it takes them to bring about Armageddon. " — Jeff Huber
#201. To: Ferret Mike (#196)
Oh. A touchy-feely paratrooper NCO bleeding heart. You win the novelty prize, Sgt Hulka.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#202. To: Skip Intro (#200)
Is anybody talking to you, pinhead?
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#203. To: Rudgear (#198)
auto erotic asphyxiation...engaged in with
Do you know why that is impossible?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#204. To: war (#203)
Do you know why that is impossible?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........................
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#205. To: Skip Intro (#200)
by Liberator ( F16Fighter -- Rejecting Koolade, Since 2001 -- aka Liberator, Since 1999)
Very good. I though perhaps only libe would pick up on that.
#206. To: Rudgear (#202)
Is anybody talking to you, pinhead?
Just trying to help you out, Ruddy. You seem lost.
"Our quest for the lesser evil has arrived at an impasse. On one hand we have a world-class Doublethinker who expects us to thank him for keeping promises he has vigorously broken and to accept the cynical notion that war is peace. On the other we have a mob of flesh-eating galoots who promise to give us Orwell’s Hate Week 52 weeks a year for as long as it takes them to bring about Armageddon. " — Jeff Huber
#207. To: Skip Intro (#206)
Am I expected to be in awe of somebody here?
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#208. To: Rudgear (#204)
Oh...sorry...I interrupted nappy time...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#209. To: Rudgear (#207) (Edited)
Am I expected to be in awe of somebody here?
It depends upon the answer to this question...are you from Boston?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#210. To: Skip Intro (#206)
"Just trying to help you out, Ruddy. You seem lost."
Indeed he does. In fact, I was trying to read that little note on his back to see if its a name address card his mummie pinned to his shirt should he get lost.
Of course, considering who he runs with, it could be a "Kick Me" sign one of his fellow Conserva Nutzies stuck on him in a mad moment of excruciating boredom.
You know conservative humor; it can and does dip into fratricide quite often.
#211. To: war (#208)
It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought the fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#212. To: Ferret Mike (#210)
You losers are exasperating. If you have something to say to me, say it. In plain English. Stop mincing around.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#213. To: Rudgear (#211)
Lucky for you that you have a keyboard...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#214. To: Ferret Mike (#210)
I didn't think so. You and your kind cannot communicate clearly out of necessity.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
#215. To: Rudgear (#201)
"Oh. A touchy-feely paratrooper NCO bleeding heart. You win the novelty prize, Sgt Hulka."
Well, it is quite true that in war, happiness is a clean kill, and blood and guts makes the grass grow green. And my last rank was SSG.
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