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Title: Abu el Banat Wins "Hot Dog" Eating Contest At Frisco Bathhouse!
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Published: Sep 9, 2010
Author: Too many volunteers to count
Post Date: 2010-09-09 12:34:02 by Liberator
Keywords: AbuElBoneDog, Is, AVeryHungryBoy
Views: 273402
Comments: 298
San Francisco - Recently, Liberty Flame's leftist poster of a few words (mainly because he functions at a 5th grade level) has been a participant in the underground festivities of several bathhouses in San Francisco's vibrant "Anything Goes" district of the city. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Let us all hail and give a hardy congratulations to our very own Abu el Banat (who used to call himself "Biff Tannen" before his marriage to whatshisname.) He's managed to win yet another "Hot Dog" eating contest! (and according to Abu aka "Biff" - "PLEASE DON'T HOLD THE MAYO!!!")
Poster Comment: Thank, Biffy/Abu for the laughs.
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#120. To: war (#118)
Whatever happened to 'brevity is the soul of wit'?
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Why doesn't it disturb you to molest and rape children for recreation, Abu el Bathhouse? How big is your van? How much candy do you offer? I can assure you, you won't win this contest. We can do this all day, baby.
You take a nap during posting hours, you're going to miss a few mini dramas dude...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Ya, well I don't mind missing these drama queens blathering. They're all well over 70 looking for meaning in their lives on internet forums. Sad, really.
"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie
Wit knocked...you weren't home...it broke in and took its soul back...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Rudgear is old? He comes off young...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
It's not a contest you boring fuckhead.
"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie
Ok, well maybe I'll start reading his posts and see.
"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie
That doesn't even make sense. But then what do I expect from you? Nothing. And you deliver on time around the clock.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Your wit-lessness is disarming as usual. Enjoy getting chewed up...and spit out.
You've got a gutter mouth, punk.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
You are funny. You ping me to a thread I have no interest in to scold me about spending time on the internet when you figure I should be working. So, mr. pot is this how you spend your working hours?
Okay...imagine a house...YOUR house...PING me when you got that...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
You whine that War is a bigot, then you show you are. There is nothing wrong with homosexuality. That sort of sexual imprinting has been with humanity as long as humanity has been around. The research from organizations such as the American Psychological Association (APA), that is a scientific and professional organization that represents psychologists in the United States helped end the bigoted policies criminalizing people who are productive and normal. I live in a state (Oregon) that had an organization the used homosexuals as a wedge issue to try to shove right wing dogma into law called the Oregon Citizen's Alliance (OCA) that people grew wise to and now they are gone. Homosexuality is a favorite wedge issue of fear mongers who try to influence people otherwise to savvy to buy their socio-political agendas. You are wrong, you are bigoted, and have zero room to talk to anyone concerning dated American jargon.
Nothing much makes sense from dwarf. With that expectation in mind, he's a monumental midget delivering the usual epic drips and drabs of human guano.
You've got a gutter mouth, punk. Abu...you going to let him type stuff like that...to Lubey?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I was directing your gnats attention span to the fact war is denying you and the rest of the unwashed a surplus by posting on the Internet instead of working and earning tax dollars. I guess it was too complicated for you, huh, granny? Go back to your Psychic Friends Hot line or Home Shopping Network or whatever you watch in the daytime.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
OK Mr Re-tread, and your nick where you observed war so well so long is ..... ?
You are three settings past lost. Typical.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
I'm not a re-tread and I wont fall for your baiting. Like I told your woman, I move among forums as I please without being banned.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Use your spell checker..."gnats" should be "gnat's"... Of course, you could use the "edit" feature but I know that is beneath you.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
That's "Super Genius" on my dial... Yours must be broken.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Alright, miss priss scores one on me. Enjoy it, lady.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
I have probably PAID more in taxes over the last ten years than YOU made.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I see why Lubey and you get along so well...you see men as sex objects...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I notice you qualify it with a 'probably'.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Even Ivory Soap is only 99.44% pure...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
You're projecting again.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
In your case even shit floats, so what's your point?
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Sounds like you've got a personal problem. Would love to stay and help, but I'm busy right now. Perhaps you should try anger management.
Well, at least you are doing something constructive on your laptop while you fly a sign at a local intersection for spare change.
Good. Stay busy. Idle hands and all . . .
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
My turn. Huh?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
They have Internet hookups at the street corners where you beg for Sterno? That is progressive of you.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
There's no way he's management material.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
You seem to have dropped your wit. Maybe if you retrace your steps...about 20 years...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
And you are management material? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Ran a major securities operation for about 8 years. So yea...I am. But that's okay...fear often manifests itself in laughter...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Not at all within your own "community." But within the normal and sane amongst us, it's a Freak Show. And this is why you defended the Afghan Man-Boy practices. The human rectum is NOT "nature's" pleasure orifice. Even if this fact has been rejected in Afghanistan and San Francisco (and parts of Oregon), it's still your "right." To you, those of us who object are characterized as "bigoted" party-poopers (pun intended.) Big Whoop. That sort of sexual imprinting has been with humanity as long as humanity has been around. So have genetic mutants, the insane, and masochism. As is murder and mayhem. The research from organizations such as the American Psychological Association (APA), that is a scientific and professional organization that represents psychologists in the United States helped end the bigoted policies criminalizing people who are productive and normal. HA! WHAT "research"?? From queer researchers themselves financed by other queers? The sudden illegitimate validation of an infested organization of political whores and lying weasels (no pun intended) is NOT required to in-validate the historic perverted, violent, unsanitary practices which destroy the human rectum and human spirit. I live in a state (Oregon) that had an organization the used homosexuals as a wedge issue to try to shove right wing dogma into law called the Oregon Citizen's Alliance... I'm sure words, "wedge" and "shove" are just coincidental descriptors. Homosexuality is a favorite wedge issue of fear mongers who try to influence people otherwise to savvy to buy their socio-political agendas. Get this through your warped head, your tree-hugging, Christian-hating, homo-shilling FREAK -- We don't care if you screw each other till you need to wear Pampers every hour on the hour. When YOU make Queer Practices and "Marriage" mandated issues in schools and society, it's YOU who've created the "socio-political" agenda. So bugger-off, Mutant.
And anonymous Internet boasting.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Add "projecting" to the list of terms you use but don't know what it means. Once again...look who started this thread and what the topic is... Nor am I the one lisping my way through it... That would be you...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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#121. To: Abu el Banat (#117)
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#122. To: Abu el Banat (#116)
#123. To: war (#122)
#124. To: Rudgear (#120)
#125. To: Abu el Banat (#123)
#126. To: Liberator (#121)
#127. To: war (#125)
#128. To: war (#124)
#129. To: Abu el Banat (#126)
It's not a contest you boring fuckhead.
#130. To: Abu el Banat, Liberator (#126)
#131. To: Rudgear (#45)
Why are you wasting company time posting on the Internet?
#132. To: Rudgear (#128)
That doesn't even make sense.
#133. To: Liberator (#119)
#134. To: Rudgear, dwarf (#128)
That doesn't even make sense. But then what do I expect from you? Nothing. And you deliver on time around the clock.
#135. To: Rudgear, Abu el Banat (#130)
#136. To: lucysmom (#131)
#137. To: Rudgear (#128)
"That doesn't even make sense. But then what do I expect from you? Nothing. And you deliver on time around the clock."
#138. To: war (#132)
Okay...imagine a house...YOUR house...PING me when you got that...
#139. To: Ferret Mike, war (#137)
#140. To: Rudgear (#136)
#141. To: Rudgear (#138)
You are three settings past lost. Typical.
#142. To: war (#140)
Use your spell checker..."gnats" should be "gnat's"...
#143. To: Rudgear (#136)
...a surplus by posting on the Internet instead of working and earning tax dollars.
#144. To: Rudgear (#142)
Alright, miss priss scores one on me. Enjoy it, lady.
#145. To: war (#143)
#146. To: Rudgear (#145)
I notice you qualify it with a 'probably'.
#147. To: war, Lberator (#144)
I see why Lubey and you get along so well...you see men as sex objects...
#148. To: war (#146)
Even Ivory Soap is only 99.44% pure...
#149. To: Rudgear (#136)
I was directing your gnats attention span to the fact war is denying you and the rest of the unwashed a surplus by posting on the Internet instead of working and earning tax dollars. I guess it was too complicated for you, huh, granny? Go back to your Psychic Friends Hot line or Home Shopping Network or whatever you watch in the daytime.
#150. To: Rudgear (#139)
"I'm not a re-tread and I wont fall for your baiting. Like I told your woman, I move among forums as I please without being banned."
#151. To: lucysmom (#149)
#152. To: Rudgear (#148)
In your case even shit floats, so what's your point?
#153. To: Ferret Mike (#150)
Well, at least you are doing something constructive on your laptop while you fly a sign at a local intersection for spare change.
#154. To: lucysmom (#149)
Perhaps you should try anger management.
#155. To: Rudgear (#153)
They have Internet hookups at the street corners where you beg for Sterno?
#156. To: war (#154)
There's no way he's management material.
#157. To: Rudgear (#156)
And you are management material?
#158. To: Ferret Mike (#133)
Ferret Mike: "There is nothing wrong with homosexuality."
#159. To: war (#157)
But that's okay...fear often manifests itself in laughter...
#160. To: Rudgear (#147)
(Edited)
You're projecting again.
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