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Humor Title: Laugh For The Day Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest #1. To: Skip Intro, sneakypete, Fred Mertz, Bartcoprules (#0)
#2. To: war (#0) Which congress critter does she work for?
#3. To: hondo68 (#2) (Edited) She's some spawn of Palin, I'm sure...
#4. To: war, *Humor* (#0) Does Mercedes not know how many blondes drive their cars? Especially the high dollar sports versions? This could be an expensive advertisement for them. "I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114) #5. To: hondo68 (#2) Which congress critter does she work for? She's probably still a student at Brown. "I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114) #6. To: sneakypete (#4) Does Mercedes not know how many blondes drive their cars? Especially the high dollar sports versions? It's not as though they're the ones buying them, Pete. "How many confirmed NV Mig kills do YOU have general? I only have three." - Mad Dog, the village idiot's hemorrhoid. #7. To: Skip Intro (#6) It's not as though they're the ones buying them, Pete. Well,yeah,they are. They buy them by saying,"Baby,buy me a Mercedes!" "I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114) #8. To: sneakypete (#7) Well,yeah,they are. They buy them by saying,"Baby,buy me a Mercedes!" Considering what they had to do to get to that point, I don't think a blonde joke is going to bother them. How about a Catholic joke? On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they ask him. St. Peter says, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked that. Let me go and find out,' and he leaves. The couple sit and wait, and wait. Two months pass and the couple is still waiting. As they wait, they discuss that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered. 'Are we stuck together forever?' After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'You can get married in Heaven.' 'Great!' says the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Can we also get a divorce in Heaven?' St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground!! 'What's wrong?' ask the frightened couple. 'OH, COME ON!' St. Peter shouts, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?' "How many confirmed NV Mig kills do YOU have general? I only have three." - Mad Dog, the village idiot's hemorrhoid. #9. To: Skip Intro (#8) Funny... "Lets [sic] rent a room." ~ Tull to Rotara #10. To: Fred Mertz (#9) Where's Whitey when you need him/her? "How many confirmed NV Mig kills do YOU have general? I only have three." - Mad Dog, the village idiot's hemorrhoid. #11. To: Skip Intro (#8) How about a Catholic joke? Sorry. I really wasn't wanting to let the air out of your joke. I was just making a lame attempt at a related joke. "I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114) #12. To: sneakypete (#11) How about an Irish joke? Paddy and Murphy were talking one afternoon when Paddy tells Murphy, Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Molly got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas and Molly got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darn me, Molly got pregnant again." Murphy asks Paddy, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Paddy says, "This year I'm taking Molly with me." "How many confirmed NV Mig kills do YOU have general? I only have three." - Mad Dog, the village idiot's hemorrhoid. #13. To: Skip Intro (#12) Funny... "Lets [sic] rent a room." ~ Tull to Rotara #14. To: Fred Mertz (#13) I think I'm annoying Pete. "How many confirmed NV Mig kills do YOU have general? I only have three." - Mad Dog, the village idiot's hemorrhoid. Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest |
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